I didn’t get laid in high school
Muddy
USA
Tuesday, March 19, 2019 5:02 PM
I’ll admit it. I was kinda popular too. Girls wanted me, I was just too much of a pansy to make a move.
But here’s what I’m gonna do to rectify it. Make amends. I’m gonna dress up my stripper friend in cheerleader outfit. I’ll throw on a cool guy leather jacket. Go to one of the local high school bleachers and start blasting Somebody’s Baby by Jackson Browne. And then have the kind of sex that would make up for 4 years of not having any. I’m doing this shit regardless but what do you all think? Pathetic or THE GREATEST IDEA KNOWN TO MANKIND.
Its like this weird fantasy I have because I feel like I totally missed out.
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