Not the best, maybe next time.

Been wanting to visit the Bobbies VIP Room.

Sometimes you just want to fondle some new titties.

This club is on the main drag into town from the East, just before you get to downtown. The parking lot holds 30+ cars; all but 2 or 3 parking spots are in full view of Main Street. Walking into club, there are a couple of signs reading “Smile, you’re on camera”. No cover charge at my visit time.

It’s a dark club to step into. As my eyes adjusted, I see immediately to left is an area with video games and cash machine, then a curtain into a hall with lap dance booths, the larger ones at end of hall are ‘VIP’ or whatever for longer dances. The bar is straight ahead. Petty bartender asks what I want. I learn beers are $3.50 (Bud & Bud Light) to $6 (some microbrew), mixed drinks are $6 and up. My bottled water was $2, wow, better than the airport. A small, squared off circular stage in off to the right; it’s at ground level, different than most. Also different than most are the booth along wall with partitions, they face the stage, but you can’t see into other booths. Curiously 3 were marked “No Alcohol”, I asked a dancer, and she said they were for minors; dancers? I asked; Or customers, she said. (Which didn’t make sense to me). Music is a bit too loud.

Sadly, only 2+ dancers were there, one an older, big boobed, big bellied lass flirting over a tall table with a big bellied older guy, they soon disappeared down the lap dance hall. And while I’m getting my drink an average looking gal hands some paperwork to the bartender hoping to work this day. So, I wander toward the stage where Alea-ah (sp) is dancing, taking a seat in one of the booths. In a minute she comes off stage to me, asks if I want a dollar dance. Sure, I reply. Alea-ah is petite, fit, firm, AA, and had a cigarette not too long ago. Face is average, I prefer bigger boobs, but her behind is shapely. One slides back into the tilted seats; they are not very comfortable, but plenty roomy for dancer to climb in and onto your lap.