Drunk Dancers, Good & Bad Experiences

43 comments

• Muddy

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  5 years ago

  Drunk stripper time now. Said I was irresistibly handsome. Does it ever get old? Even if she’s 3 sheets to the wind?
• lotsoffun201

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  5 years ago

  Recently a fav of mine got a bit drunk in the club.... I helped of course. Took her to the VIP for a make out session and one thing led to another, she started the stripper slide on me. That was fun while it lasted. A couple weeks later another fav whispered she was horny, so I took her for a half hour. No stripper slide but she got hers from the grind. Gotta love drunk or tipsy strippers
• rickdugan

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  5 years ago

  I have too many good and bad experiences to isolate just one or two. Suffice it to say that I tend to enjoy the tipsy to mildly drunk variety, but sloppy drunk girls tend to become dramatic, which is no bueno.
• Subraman

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  5 years ago

  I've had some pretty horrible times with very drunk dancers. Whatever poor judgement guys imagine strippers will have when they're drunk, well, a drunk dancer IMO is more likely to be belligerent, short-fused, dramatic, and may well tighten her limits. Buzzed dancers, on the other hand, are more fun, outgoing, and if they were already inclined to give you YMMV, your mileage may well increase vs a sober dancer. Always fun to get them in this zone.
• PaulDrake

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  5 years ago

  A few favs of mine have said they got super wasted when they were baby strippers because they hated the job and that was the only way they could deal with the psychological toll.
• shadowcat

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  5 years ago

  Recently I got 2 dances from a dancer that has been around a long time but I had not gotten dances from in a couple of years. She is a friend of one of my favorites. It was the beginning of day shift and she was sober. I enjoyed the conversation and the dances were so good that my favorite hollered at her to not make me cum so early. A couple of hours later she came around again. Now I was in the mood for a HJ and a departure from the club but now she was drunk, The 2 dances were terrible and she tried to get me to go to VIP with her. She is back on my "no dance" list.
• OldWhiteGuy

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  5 years ago

  My ATF, generally, does not drink. One day we were together celebrating a special event for her. We split a split of Champagne. When we got up from the table to walk towards the CR she grabbed my arm and said, "Go slow!" I said, "Walking?" She said, "Yes... and when we get there." Best CR ever!
• RTP

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  5 years ago

  Had an awful experience with a pretty drunk dancer earlier this week. So drunk, that she could not focus on the dance at all. Not what I envisioned. I also remember a few years ago I was in the parking lot of a favorite club after leaving. There was a young dancer who was really drunk when I was inside. A pickup truck pulls up to the door of the club and the dancers bf jumps out and goes in. A minute later he is dragging/carrying her out of the club and yelling at her. Telling her she is a disgrace. What is wrong with her. Meanwhile she is puking over his shoulder. Of course, she was at work while the bf was somewhere that he could jump in his pickup truck and pick her up at the club. Probably interrupted his video games.
• IceyLoco

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  5 years ago

  I like getting drunk with stripper hoes... never really had a bad experience. A few funny ones, like them falling on stage, during lap dances, one peed herself on stage....
• Bavarian

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  5 years ago

  My very first dance was with a drunk stripper 🤷🏻‍♂️ On another occasion, a dancer I was familiar with, asked me to buy her a shot of Patron. I did. She then wanted to dance for me. I then realized she was drunk when she attempted to make out with me. I declined. Wasn’t that into her. My two favorites who I wouldn’t mind getting freaky with, hold their alcohol well. There is no YMMV with either one when they are tipsy 😞
• Array

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  5 years ago

  A stripper was so drunk that she passed out on my lap in the middle of a lap dance. I assumed that she was just so drunk, and not that I was such a boring customer.
• Huntsman

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  5 years ago

  Buzzed is one thing. But as far as very drunk, I don’t care to hang around real drunk people in the civvie world and that’s no different from my aversion to interacting with them in the club.
• nicespice

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  5 years ago

  The customer from almost two years ago, who dropped nearly a grand on me to just sit tableside and and drink and talk about anime, and give two lapdances, seemed to enjoy me very sloppy and inebriated. The waitress made him buy me food to eat. And I had to stay until halfway through nightshift because of how gone I was (at one point, I think I was only one drink away from completely blacking out) Good times. But not sure I’d want to repeat the experience 😅
• Liwet

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  5 years ago

  A slightly tipsy dancer let me jerk her off on the main floor once.
• rl27

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  5 years ago

  One day a dancer I used to get dances from, who while good, never seemed into it enough, was a lot more tipsy than I ever saw her. On stage she sees me smiles and blurts out, "I am glad you are here, I am so horny.” So I asked her why she was horny, and she said one of the dancers gave her a new pill to try. Soon she offers a 3 for 50 dance, and while waiting for the dance to start, starts asking a lot of questions such as why certain dancers were my favorites. Since she likely wouldn't remember I answered truthfully. Finally she asks if I ever gotten off before, and when I answered, she replies, "but never with me, well tonight you aren't leaving until you get off." I don't have to tell you what happens next, since this was one of the good times. Second was with my favorite of all time dancer, back when you get away with extras in the champagne room at that club. It was always a game trying to find her sweet spot between buzzed enough for a great time and too buzzed that she was way too distracted. This day she went all out in the regular lap dance, so I opted for half hour room. Once in the room, she immediately starts French kissing, and unzipping me. She was so wild I had to slow her three times otherwise I wouldn't made it past the first ten minutes.
• Local Hick

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  5 years ago

  @nicespice, not even for another $1k in tips? ;-)
• Member6532

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  5 years ago

  My old regular was so drunk as soon and we walked in the lap dance area she shoved my hands in her panties, there were people all around and I stopped her to be a little more discreet. Later she went to suck my dick, for the first time, then right when she was going to start ran to the bathroom to throw up.
• DandyDan

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  5 years ago

  My old favorite Nina was a top dancer, if she was mostly sober. However, after one bad experience with her totally drunk, I always passed after that if it was obvious she was wasted. My old favorite Angel was a stoner chick, but I had her one time when she was basically drunk the whole time. Watching her was weird because she walked around naked all night. Our champagne room dance was basically her dildoing herself with a giant bottle of Budweiser while basically letting me shoot my load down her throat. It was fun while it lasted, but I wouldn't want to do that over and over again.
• Dlee954

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  5 years ago

  Just had an experience with my CF. She was the only dancer I got dances from. My 2 ATFs after literally years of entertaining me saw no future of giving me FS. I got head for $60 of one but she swears I paid her $100. I didn’t bother arguing. Anyway, my CF was smoking hookah and sipping drinks for a bit. I wasn’t going to get any dances and was there just to post and kill time. I saw her and finally gave in plus the day shift was slow for a Friday. Got a dance bar side to R Kelly’s Seems Like She’s Ready and after like 10 mins passed after the record, I wanted more. So, I tapped her and went to a low chair. She came like 2 minutes later. I always get great mileage as you all say but I told her the usual going rate not that BS club shit for $10 LDs. To conclude because I despise writing this much, she was initially opposed to VIP but she gave me a good meat rub and was more willing but needed a day to think about it. I say it was the alcohol. However, as the saying goes “a drunk man tells no tales”.
• Cristobal

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  5 years ago

  For me buzzed dancers are great, drunk dancers are no fun. One time, I took a drunk dancer to the VIP room, big mistake, she would pull her top down and let me feed then push me away, she would take her top off then put it back on, finally she put a coat on junior and would move around too much to allow any momentum and then pulled away and took off the coat, claiming I had finished. Then she starts crying about her bills and rent, asking if I could help her out, I calmly tell her I will go to my car and get her some more cash. I dress and briskly walk to my car and went home, only paying for the VIP room without leaving a tip.
• rl27

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  5 years ago

  Here are a few bad ones I recall. First is with one of my current favorites. Things started fine as usual, but it was soon apparent, that she was a bit more wasted then normal. Still she seemed Ok, so we head to back for uptime. Things start off ok, then she starts flipping out. Next thing I know she starts arguing with the air. At first I thought it was one of the bouncers who monitors the speakers in the room, but then seemed like shw was hallucinating. When the 2-4-1 ends I get up to leave and she doesn't budge, so I pick her up put her down on the couch, place the $40 on the counter and leave. About four minutes later two bouncers head in to the room and escort her to the dressing room. Next visit to the club, she was back to normal. Didn't even remember seeing me that day. Another was a short, older redhead at Henry VIII in Detroit, who I had a decent time with before. I asked her for a dance early in her shift, but she had a few guys ahead of her. So as I usually do I went on to other dancers. Didn't find any good ones that day, and was about to leave, when she finally tells me she is ready. In the two hours since I first saw her, she must have had 8 drinks. She was fine until she got in the back, and after she undressed, she literally stood there for 1 song swaying and staring off into space.
• Jascoi

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  5 years ago

  One of my favorites was a lot of fun when she had a little buzz going... but if she got drunk she was a MEAN drunk.
• shadowcat

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  5 years ago

  This last Monday I ran into a stripper that I had not seen in several months. She explained that she had been suspended for excessive drinking and that she was no longer drinking. Her dances were terrible compared to the ones prior to her suspension. So I stopped her at 2. Then one of my favorites came over and told me the whole story. Yes she was drunk but she also was shitting all over the club. She is off of my dance list.
• joewebber

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  5 years ago

  literally SHITTING?
• shadowcat

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  5 years ago

  Yes!
• Clubber

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  5 years ago

  sc, I can't honestly say I've ever dealt with one "...that were so sloppy drunk that they would try to rip your eyes out if you tell them you didn't want a private dance right then." Some tipsy, yes, but even with those I haven't encountered a problem. Perhaps I'm lucky or just naturally steer away from the power drinkers.
• prevert

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  5 years ago

  Maybe I’m more sensitive than most because I’m an alcoholic, but I try to stay away from the ones who are drunk. I can no longer have fun with drunk people. I mean it’s not fun for me. I’m not ripping on them because I know it’s me with the problem, though I bet many of them have the same problem.
• rl27

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  5 years ago

  I had a similar experience to Shadowcat a few years ago. One of my favorites at the time got arrested for fighting in the club, that combined with one too many DUI's, spent a few months in county lockup. When she was released, she was allowed to still work in the club, as long as the club put her on the no alcohol list. Now you know this is common, when a club has a non drinking list for dancers. The first time I got a dance after she came back, it was so lame, almost entirely air, so I quit after one. She didn't seem to be very happy I quit, and didn't stop by for several months after this, which was probably a good thing since I wasn't going to get a dance from her as long as it stayed the same. After about 6 months or so, was allowed to drink again, but was placed on a limit. She avoided me for a while, then one day stops by like nothing had changed, and asks if I wanted a dance. She seemed back to her normal self, so I went back with her for a very good dance.
• GGCx2

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  5 years ago

  One thing that happened to me, I think I mentioned it in one of my reviews, I pretty much got a nice long lapdance for about $4. The money I kept putting in her g string kept falling out so I just handed her the cash. She probably thought I was tipping her way more. But she was through
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  All the dancers get love drunk on shit truck drivers
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  Because I dump loads on Lewits Basement
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  5 years ago

  Buzzed dancer = usually (but not always) more fun. Drunk dancer = usually (but not always) less fun. Shitfaced dancer = always less fun.
• Mate27

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  5 years ago

  Had drunk dancers initiate sex and bjs without me asking for it. They’ve said let’s go in back, I can suck your dick and not leave a mess.
• joeATX

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  5 years ago

  Woof. I hung out with a shit-faced dancer last night and it was not fun. Easily the hottest girl working -- kinda Megan Fox looking sultry beauty. I got a few dances with her last week and was psyched to see her again. We went to the back and then she's like, I just drank a bunch of wine and I'm really wasted. From there it goes downhill. She starts breaking down/freaking out... the room is spinning, she's from out of town, left her kid with a friend, but she's gotta keep working until she makes her money. We wrapped it up and I told the waitress to cut her off. Yikes very disappointing because she was a stone fox.
• rl27

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  5 years ago

  I haven't noticed any real correlation between how drunk a dancer is and whether she initiates extras. Neither have I noticed any correlation on whether she offers a discount on dances. One area I have noticed a correlation is on pricing of extras. I have had many dancers offer a $150 BJ sober, and $80 slightly drunk another time in the same club.
• pfunkstyles

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  5 years ago

  My worse experiences have been from drunk and or high dancers. Usually they had BO or bad breath (huge turnoff and mixed with the smell of the alcohol or drugs sweating out their pores it makes things worse.) One funny incident, that also hasted my departure from the club. Was getting a lap dance on the floor in a roll of seats, with a rando dude sitting next to me. His stripper and mine were obviously high, had beef, and started fighting across our laps mid-dance. I could have cared less, their business not mine. The kicker was even though it was a full nude bar and I was going to get a lap dance from a girl I was less than enthusiastic about, before leaving I stopped to watch and her titty pop out.
• wallanon

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  5 years ago

  Tipsy to happy drunk, ok. Piss drunk not ok.
• Aster007

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  5 years ago

  A drunk one passed out sitting on my lap. She was amazing till then. Didn’t force anything but gave an amazing dance right at the table and in couch area. She was with us for the entire 3 hours. I tried to wake her up so the bouncer didn’t notice. Eventually he noticed and I had to tell him. This was at Sapphire in vegas. We had the VIP section then.
• Dlee954

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  5 years ago

  rl27 you may be on to something with extra prices when they’re intoxicated. One of my ATFs gave me one of the meanest covered BJs ever for $60 plus $25 for the area we were using. VIP was being remodeled in a new area of the club. Now that I think back, she was a lil elevated than usual, likely from drinking. She swears I paid $100 but I wasn’t going to argue with her about it. My CF be drinking her ass off and smoking hookah and never entertained VIP until she crossed to the dark side. When she’s lit, the mileage grows exponentially and she’s obviously horny and want you do w/e.
• TeoTommy

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  5 years ago

  Been with more than a few intoxicated dancers, but only one stands out in my memory. This 30 something dancer with a MILF vibe falls into my lap and says, "I am so fucking wasted. I'll do whatever you want, but please don't fuck me." How could I possibly deny such an eloquent woman.
• Bamaeight

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  5 years ago

  My ATF is fun to hang out with and get buzzed. After maybe 4 shots it’s time to go let her work it off a little. Always tons of fun never set price just allows me to makes rules as we go. Just be careful cause if she crosses that one to many bridge then someone or something pisses her off she’s done for the day and could give a fuck less. Remember buzz is good drunk just ain’t no fun.
• DenimChicken

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  5 years ago

  Generally speaking drunk is fine but not sloppy drunk. It really depends on the girl. I've had an experience in the past month where I feel bad because we both were way too drunk and the dances escalated. Sure it was fun but had I been less wasted I probably would have made sure she really wanted to do what she started doing. I prefer they are buzzing/drunk from time sitting together rather than plopping down on my lap already wasted. Just better to have built the rapport in my experiences. My CF at one club generally always gets pretty drunk with me but we know each other well and it hasn't backfired (yet).
• misterorange

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  5 years ago

  I love drunk dancers. The kind of sick stuff I like to do, they have to be drunk.