Drunk Dancers, Good & Bad Experiences
Local Hick
Illinois
I've had a lot of fun with some dancers that really let loose after 5, 6, 7 drinks. I've also dealt with ladies that were so sloppy drunk that they would try to rip your eyes out if you tell them you didn't want a private dance right then.
What are your best and worst experiences with drunken dancers and is it a plus or a minus for you?
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Gotta love drunk or tipsy strippers
Buzzed dancers, on the other hand, are more fun, outgoing, and if they were already inclined to give you YMMV, your mileage may well increase vs a sober dancer. Always fun to get them in this zone.
I also remember a few years ago I was in the parking lot of a favorite club after leaving. There was a young dancer who was really drunk when I was inside. A pickup truck pulls up to the door of the club and the dancers bf jumps out and goes in. A minute later he is dragging/carrying her out of the club and yelling at her. Telling her she is a disgrace. What is wrong with her. Meanwhile she is puking over his shoulder.
Of course, she was at work while the bf was somewhere that he could jump in his pickup truck and pick her up at the club. Probably interrupted his video games.
On another occasion, a dancer I was familiar with, asked me to buy her a shot of Patron. I did. She then wanted to dance for me. I then realized she was drunk when she attempted to make out with me. I declined. Wasn’t that into her.
My two favorites who I wouldn’t mind getting freaky with, hold their alcohol well. There is no YMMV with either one when they are tipsy 😞
Good times. But not sure I’d want to repeat the experience 😅
Soon she offers a 3 for 50 dance, and while waiting for the dance to start, starts asking a lot of questions such as why certain dancers were my favorites. Since she likely wouldn't remember I answered truthfully. Finally she asks if I ever gotten off before, and when I answered, she replies, "but never with me, well tonight you aren't leaving until you get off." I don't have to tell you what happens next, since this was one of the good times.
Second was with my favorite of all time dancer, back when you get away with extras in the champagne room at that club. It was always a game trying to find her sweet spot between buzzed enough for a great time and too buzzed that she was way too distracted. This day she went all out in the regular lap dance, so I opted for half hour room. Once in the room, she immediately starts French kissing, and unzipping me. She was so wild I had to slow her three times otherwise I wouldn't made it past the first ten minutes.
My old favorite Angel was a stoner chick, but I had her one time when she was basically drunk the whole time. Watching her was weird because she walked around naked all night. Our champagne room dance was basically her dildoing herself with a giant bottle of Budweiser while basically letting me shoot my load down her throat. It was fun while it lasted, but I wouldn't want to do that over and over again.
Anyway, my CF was smoking hookah and sipping drinks for a bit. I wasn’t going to get any dances and was there just to post and kill time. I saw her and finally gave in plus the day shift was slow for a Friday. Got a dance bar side to R Kelly’s Seems Like She’s Ready and after like 10 mins passed after the record, I wanted more. So, I tapped her and went to a low chair. She came like 2 minutes later.
I always get great mileage as you all say but I told her the usual going rate not that BS club shit for $10 LDs.
To conclude because I despise writing this much, she was initially opposed to VIP but she gave me a good meat rub and was more willing but needed a day to think about it. I say it was the alcohol. However, as the saying goes “a drunk man tells no tales”.
One time, I took a drunk dancer to the VIP room, big mistake, she would pull her top down and let me feed then push me away, she would take her top off then put it back on, finally she put a coat on junior and would move around too much to allow any momentum and then pulled away and took off the coat, claiming I had finished.
Then she starts crying about her bills and rent, asking if I could help her out, I calmly tell her I will go to my car and get her some more cash.
I dress and briskly walk to my car and went home, only paying for the VIP room without leaving a tip.
When the 2-4-1 ends I get up to leave and she doesn't budge, so I pick her up put her down on the couch, place the $40 on the counter and leave. About four minutes later two bouncers head in to the room and escort her to the dressing room. Next visit to the club, she was back to normal. Didn't even remember seeing me that day.
Another was a short, older redhead at Henry VIII in Detroit, who I had a decent time with before. I asked her for a dance early in her shift, but she had a few guys ahead of her. So as I usually do I went on to other dancers. Didn't find any good ones that day, and was about to leave, when she finally tells me she is ready. In the two hours since I first saw her, she must have had 8 drinks. She was fine until she got in the back, and after she undressed, she literally stood there for 1 song swaying and staring off into space.
Then one of my favorites came over and told me the whole story. Yes she was drunk but she also was shitting all over the club. She is off of my dance list.
I can't honestly say I've ever dealt with one "...that were so sloppy drunk that they would try to rip your eyes out if you tell them you didn't want a private dance right then."
Some tipsy, yes, but even with those I haven't encountered a problem. Perhaps I'm lucky or just naturally steer away from the power drinkers.
When she was released, she was allowed to still work in the club, as long as the club put her on the no alcohol list. Now you know this is common, when a club has a non drinking list for dancers.
The first time I got a dance after she came back, it was so lame, almost entirely air, so I quit after one. She didn't seem to be very happy I quit, and didn't stop by for several months after this, which was probably a good thing since I wasn't going to get a dance from her as long as it stayed the same.
After about 6 months or so, was allowed to drink again, but was placed on a limit. She avoided me for a while, then one day stops by like nothing had changed, and asks if I wanted a dance. She seemed back to her normal self, so I went back with her for a very good dance.
Drunk dancer = usually (but not always) less fun.
Shitfaced dancer = always less fun.
One funny incident, that also hasted my departure from the club. Was getting a lap dance on the floor in a roll of seats, with a rando dude sitting next to me. His stripper and mine were obviously high, had beef, and started fighting across our laps mid-dance. I could have cared less, their business not mine.
The kicker was even though it was a full nude bar and I was going to get a lap dance from a girl I was less than enthusiastic about, before leaving I stopped to watch and her titty pop out.
This was at Sapphire in vegas. We had the VIP section then.
Now that I think back, she was a lil elevated than usual, likely from drinking. She swears I paid $100 but I wasn’t going to argue with her about it.
My CF be drinking her ass off and smoking hookah and never entertained VIP until she crossed to the dark side. When she’s lit, the mileage grows exponentially and she’s obviously horny and want you do w/e.
I prefer they are buzzing/drunk from time sitting together rather than plopping down on my lap already wasted. Just better to have built the rapport in my experiences.
My CF at one club generally always gets pretty drunk with me but we know each other well and it hasn't backfired (yet).