Tuesday late night

I dropped by Leopards yesterday night after midnight. I walked in and was stopped by the very large bouncer who patted me down and panned by his metal detector. I found that to be an unnecessary intrusion.

I sat down at the stools at the back in front of the VIP room. The waitress came back. I ordered a soft drink. $10. What an out and out ripoff, but free refills. Big deal.

I looked around at the seven dancers. None was outstanding or even attractive. I set my sights on a tattooed blonde babe who was hunched over her phone. Ladies, pay attention to working, not your goddamn phone. I chose her for a visit to the VIP.