OK, but 2 much time without any dancers on stage. Why?

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Report on 3-4 weekday afternoon visits and one evening visit, all during the last 5-6 weeks: For DC, this is a pretty good club. It is almost always quiet in the afternoons – a handful of…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

As other reviews have made clear, by appearances this is a shabby, workout looking place. Most SCs I have visited that look like Showcase (SC) have been very disappointing and sometimes unpleasant. That is simply…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

This was going to be a review based on 2 recent visits: a recent afternoon visits to Mpire and an earlier visit about 10 days ago. But that attempt to visit Friday was unsuccessful. On…

This place just re-opened after a renovation so I wasn’t sure what to expect. Area has been described, but it’s somewhat safe but also I wouldn’t plan to walk or go wandering. I arrived on…

Why they spent millions and changed the format is beyond me. I arrived around 9:15 pm to a vertically empty club. $11 cover and a wand and pat down. Nothing horrible there. Grabbed a water…

This is a review of the Penthouse on reopening night. I arrived around 9 pm. Parking is the same, small lot across the street. It was full by the time I arrived, so they offered…

Happend to be in the area, so I wondered in Friday afternoon for a beer. Parking lot across the street was free during the day but $10 in the evening. Club has a very…