Must be true love

Too tired to have sex or just horrified.

Shit like this makes me feel Carey Grant. Thanks Doc.

I guess there is hope for me if I ever decide I want to marry a stripper. :)

There's hope for all of us. Shadow. ALL of us.

What could she possibly see in him.

I can see the some of the super glass-half-full RILs on here start trotting out reasons why ahe would genuinely be interested in him.

He's not even good-looking for a 54 y/o

That is one goofy looking dude. I can’t imagine that any woman would willingly keep up with his sex drive.

^ maybe he has a great personality;)

This makes me smile.

Is the guy flagooner’s long lost cousin?

If so, brilliant! ;)

"... I can’t imagine that any woman would willingly keep up with his sex drive ..."

Yeah - I don't think he's processing it correctly when they run away

When ugly ass children turn into ugly ass adults got dam