Fake Tits

Staalbal
Washington
What is your guys opinion about fake boobs. For me it is a total boner killer and I will avoid it at all costs. I drove to the club tonight, 30 minutes from my home, and left with a big fat wallet. Almost all girls had bolt-ons. Not appealing for me at all.

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OldGringo
5 years ago
A woman I know recently got a boob job. I had no idea that the manufacturer offers a warranty on the silicone implants. I helped her fill out the warranty and in addition to the model number, each boob has its own serial number. I'm hoping they aren't defective, both for her sake and also so she doesn't ask me for help filling out the warranty claim.
OldGringo
5 years ago
To answer your question, fake boobs are not my favorite, but if everything else is great about the girl, I can look past it. Unless it's a really bad boob job and then I can't overlook it.
Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
Don't like them and will often avoid girls with them - sometimes I'll tolerate them if I wanna get with her fir a particular reason but it's in-spite of the fake boobs
codemonkey
5 years ago
I prefer natural titties mostly because they feel so much nicer than implants. Aftermarket ones aren't a deal killer for me though.
Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
It *is* frustrating when you hit a club and most dancers seem to have fake-boobs so there's not much choice
Corvus
5 years ago
Many of them look great under the right clothes. Most of them look less than good in full view. In my opinion
shadowcat
5 years ago
I don't like them and unless she really has some other attributes that are hard to ignore, I pass on her.
SirLapdancealot
5 years ago
I don't find them attractive at all and will pass on any stripper with them. To me they cap a woman at a "7" no matter how attractive everything else about her is. It's a crying shame that some women feel they need them.
MackTruck
5 years ago
If they exist, they are real
Nidan111
5 years ago
I like them real. No fake boobs. Firm banana tits are my favorite.
nicespice
5 years ago
Men in general (there are the exceptions who don’t mind) don’t like fake tits. And I chuckle every time I hear a “don’t do it!” from one of them.

Yet if a dancer isn’t already naturally endowed, and gets a procredure that was done well, has never complained that her money wasn’t affected positively. 🤓
OldGringo
5 years ago
Yes, I have told at least a half a dozen women "Don't do it!".
rh48hr
5 years ago
Prefer natural but fake aren't a dealbreaker for me. My ex-ATF and current fave both have fake tits.
TFP
5 years ago
I wonder how many times this topic has been covered on TUSCL?

My stance won't change, no matter how alone I am on it. I fucking love them! Well, as long as they're well done. I don't like those rock hard fakes. But the ones that have that perfect balance of firmness and movement.....yes please!
Call.Me.Ishmael
5 years ago
Depends on the work, but overall not a deal breaker.
reverendhornibastard
5 years ago
I definitely prefer natural titties.

Although some fake titties are well done in the sense that they at least look natural, they don’t feel natural. No matter how natural the titties might look, you’ll immediately know the truth once you get a lip-lock on them.

As for the big, gravity defying fake boobs, I won’t go near them. There is nothing the least bit attractive to me about a woman who looks like she was shot in the back with a couple of RPGs (rocket propelled grapefruit).
jackslash
5 years ago
I love big tits, enhanced or not. Few women have a slim waist and a huge rack, and so they must improve on nature. A well-done (expensive) boob job looks good, feels soft and tastes just the same.

Most of my fav dancers have enhanced tits. They have told me how regulars asked them not to get the procedure, but the "fake" tits increased their earnings significantly.

GoVikings
5 years ago
Don’t like at all.

Size doesn’t matter much to me. My current fav is no bigger than a B cup (and she’s probably a small B) and hers still look great, especially her chocolatey nipples that I suck on

A woman’s body is suppose to be soft. Get that hard, fake crap out of here 👎👎
Jascoi
5 years ago
if a girl has it a nicely shaped natural small C cup or larger... then of course I prefer the naturals.
But if she is flat chested or itty bitty titties... I don’t mind at all if they get a nice boob job.
Nidan111
5 years ago
I have a dancer at one of my favorite clubs that promised me that I can play with hers OTC anytime I want provided that I continue getting VIPs with her until she can afford the enhancements. Might be worth a shot. Maybe I could learn to like them. Lol
Bavarian
5 years ago
Not interested.

Never gotten a dance with someone with bolt-ons.
Uprightcitizen
5 years ago
I have no issue with a high quality boob job. But a fake/ enhanced ass is a deal killer for me.
Jascoi
5 years ago
i’ve only seen one enhanced ass that actually was an improvement.
Jascoi
5 years ago
but I have seen (and felt) a number of really good boob jobs that were definitely an improvement over the itty-bitty titties.
FishHawk
5 years ago
Like everything quality counts even in implants. Done right, they can be a thing of beauty.
ATACdawg
5 years ago
My ATF has a brand new set of sub-muscular, all-silicone implants that feel totally natural, have no discernable edges, show no scarring anywhere and never show unnatural creases or bulges in any position. I have inspected them closely many times, by many means!

She got them because two babies had wreaked havoc on her own, taking her from a nice large B to a floppy deflated A. She had her boobs done the first time before she started dancing to feel better about her own appearance. One of her first saline implants failed after about 14 years, and she went a little larger this time, going from a large 34C to a solid 34D. She looks great and her bare breasts are well within the range of natural breast shape and firmness.

My ATF in waiting, on the other hand, is a totally natural, firm, very well-shaped B. I like the look and feel of hers very, very much! One retired favorite had an enhanced set that I couldn't say if they were real or not until she told me, despite close personal inspection. No coincidence at all that both she and my ATF used the same surgeon! On the other hand, one of my earliest favs at the club had a spectacular set of large B/small C boobs. One day she was saying that she was thinking of getting a set of enhancements so that she could "compete with my ATF". I told her that if she ever let a surgeon touch those gorgeous breasts, I would never speak to her again. She was pretty shocked by that. I related the story to my ATF who said, "Is she nuts? If my boobs had looked like hers, I never would have had them done!"

My point is, if a woman has great naturals of any size, she should leave them alone. On the other hand, if they are not already attractive, then a high quality enhancement done by a reputable surgeon can be a real improvement.
Uprightcitizen
5 years ago
^^^This. I get saddened when a girl with nice pretty B's or C's wants to get them enhanced. :(
Muddy
5 years ago
My feeling is if you have lovely naturals please don’t fuck with it. If not then go for it why not. Just get it done right.
Warrior15
5 years ago
I love big titties. Fake doesn't bother me as long as its a good job.
GoVikings
5 years ago
^ That’s what NaughtyHoney is what to do :-(
GoVikings
5 years ago
about to do*

That was intended for uprightcitizen
gammanu95
5 years ago
I had the opportunity to do a head-to-head-to-head comparison yesterday. Large natural C, modest natural B, and fake C. There was one blonde walking around with DD, but I wasn't able to catch her.

It was so much fun feeling and playing with the natural Cs. Gently grab the nipple and jiggle them, squeezing them, etc. The modest to small Bs were also fun, but much less rewarding. The fake Cs were too firm, didn't move, etc., just sat there on her chest like statues. They looked fine, but you just can't do better than large naturals.
Call.Me.Ishmael
5 years ago
This is an example of how TUSCL users do not represent the bulk of everyday strip club customers.

The vast majority here hate fake boobs, but in the clubs an overall good-looking girl with obviously fake boobs never seems to struggle to find customers with cash to spend.
Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
"... you just can't do better than large naturals ..."

America was founded on large naturals - the quote above should be engraved in our currency
OldGringo
5 years ago
Shape and perkiness are more important than anything in my book. Saggy or sloppy big breasts are a total boner killer for me. I would take a perky set of B's over bigger saggy boobies 7 days a week.
gSteph
5 years ago
Fack ones seem kinda rare here. I remember the 1st time I experienced them. Older blonde comes up to me from behind, asking for a $ dance, puts my hands on boobs and squeezes. Lumps and bumps galore. One of the few times I've given only one dollar for a $ dance.
Lesson learned: have a good look before.
GoVikings
5 years ago
@OldGringo

that's a very good point. your post jogged my memory. there's a girl at my local club who has sloppy/saggy breasts and she's young too.

with that said, in my experience, its unusual to see sloppy/saggy breasts in a strip club--probably because the vast majority of the girls are young
Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
"... its unusual to see sloppy/saggy breasts in a strip club--probably because the vast majority of the girls are young ..."

They are more common in dives where many dive-clubs have almost no requirements for who dances
Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
My pref is natural and large - I'll take some Ds that somewhat droop as long as they don't look exceedingly sloppy, over perky Bs.

Given my pref for size; fake boobs still turn me off more than a flat-chest - I can see the need for certain women that have boobs like 10 y/o flip-flops, or are completely flat; but still that is less of a turn-off for me than fake-tits.

It's always a let-down for me when I get w/ a dancer that I may somehow not noticed she was enhanced then find out during the dance - so goes my personal pref.
Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
"... Yet if a dancer isn’t already naturally endowed, and gets a procredure that was done well, has never complained that her money wasn’t affected positively ..."

Along the lines of what CMI posted, the avg SCer is an infrequent visitor and they won't be as picky as to whom they get dances with (either due to inexperience or just the lack of SC seat-time (i.e. they only get to the club once in a blue-moon and don't have the time to be as picky as a regular-SCer) - a regular SCer already knows what he wants and usually knows how to get-it and will thus be more-picky and has the time/experience to get what/type he wants - not a universal statement but ...

Also - as has been previously posted; as we all know men are very-visual and many enhanced breasts do look very-good when they are under a sexy-top often giving a dancer a very sexy/feminine curvy-look that the avg visual-male finds very-attractive - as much as I don't like fake-boobs, plenty a time they do catch my eye in the club but it's pretty-much a let-down once they are bare due to feel, look, or both - even if they do look and feel "fairly-natural"; it still doesn't click w/ me (I don't like imitations)
herbtcat
5 years ago
It's obvious by the above comments, that users here are NOT representative of the "typical" (whatever the hell that is) club customers at large. I also prefer smaller, firm and natural to fake, and I'm especially not a fan of giant fakes.

But the empirical evidence seems to overwhelmingly show that dancers (and to some degree, porn stars) see a revenue increase with bigger tits.

I think it's also useful to understand that each PL's culture and background impact their perception of the "perfect" rack. My preference leans, as does the Reverend's, towards slim, petite, Asians and Latinas (the classic LBFM, if you will). But there are many PL's who prefer some "meat on the bones" or the stereotypical "blond bimbo" look. This leads me to the conclusion that posting an overly-general question like this here, as well as posting replies is ultimately useless.

Last thought: As my good friend Rico (not his real name) says, "If I can touch them, they are real!"
Uprightcitizen
5 years ago
Big tits are vidual eye candy that draw immediate attention from men and women alike. I know I notice. Strippers look to attract that attention for that quick $.

But once that thing is in your hands allot of us get buyers remorse
rickdugan
5 years ago
Hate them. There are plenty of girls who swear that it helps their earnings and maybe it does, but none of that extra money is coming from me.
shadowcat
5 years ago
I've said it before. Women get implants because men glorify big tits whether they like them or not.
Mistah_Fetti_Morbuxxx
5 years ago
I don't like 'me. With very few exceptions, I will pass on a dancer with bolt ons. I like them soft and natural regardless of the size.
Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
"... This leads me to the conclusion that posting an overly-general question like this here, as well as posting replies is ultimately useless ..."

I disagree - it is to be expected that different folks will have different tastes - I think it helps to hear and possibly-learn from differing view-points - just b/c not everyone agrees doesn't mean it's not a good/worthwhile question - especially when it comes to tits - IMO talking about tits never gets old - tits are one of the greatest gifts God has given to humanity.

Anyone that has spent a certain amount of time on TUSCL sooner than later learns how varied men's tastes are w.r.t. women - which IMO it's good that there are varied preferences.
Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
"... Big tits are vidual eye candy that draw immediate attention from men and women alike. I know I notice. Strippers look to attract that attention for that quick $ ... But once that thing is in your hands allot of us get buyers remorse ..."

I think this describes it for many; although as has been posted; there are those that don't mind fakes or even like them
Huntsman
5 years ago
For those keeping score at home, put me in the camp that prefers natural. But if I otherwise like the girl, fake tits are not a deal breaker.
skibum609
5 years ago
I am not a large breast fan, so I pass, except for one dancer at Desires.
san_jose_guy
5 years ago
I guess I have mixed feelings about it, not really encouraging it.

But no, if they are in my face, its not a total boner killer, quite the opposite. Its that the girl goes out of her way to show them off that has the real effect, and demands that she be fucked.

SJG
san_jose_guy
5 years ago
One who was explaining about her fake tits said, "I like *r*e*a*l*l*y big boobs". It was she and her sister both.

She wanted to alert me so that I would not be surprised.

My concern though would be that that would make her high maintenance, and then that her bomb shell looks would not last long.

SJG
dumbluck
5 years ago
I prefer big tits and have either gotten used to the feel of enhanced breast or the work is getting better and better. Sometimes other than the size it is near impossible to tell.

As others here have said the dancers that have gotten enhanced have said they did it to improve business and it has worked. Are the guys on here a non-representative group of club goers ?
Hard to figure why so many here say they don't like fake tits and yet girls with fake tit do better business.
Liwet
5 years ago
I fucking love fakes as long as they are not too large. I prefer fakes over natural any day of the week.
MackTruck
5 years ago
I like me some flapper jack floppy tiddys
goldmongerATL
5 years ago
There was a dancer years back at Oasis that was a rail thin girl with B's that looked big on her. She went through two boob jobs. The first was D's and the second she claimed were between DD and DDD. She looked ridiculous. Any woman whose boobs are noticeably bigger than her butt cheeks just does not look right.

She said she got them so her clothes would fit better. Stop shopping at the Dolly Parton thrift store! SMH.
gentleman6555
5 years ago
All tits are real- some are just nicer than others. I've seen and felt some great implants in my time, as well as naturals.
ATACdawg
5 years ago
One of the best looking, sexiest dancers I have ever known was flat as a board, except for two absolutely gorgeous nipples. Notwithstanding her lack of boobage, the rest of her body and her face were the stuff of dreams! The first thing she did on our first lap dance was to stick one of those prominent nipples right in my mouth. She normally wasn't working when I was normally there, but I always bought dances from her when I was there for the night shift. Sometimes, it really isn't how much you've got!
TFP
5 years ago
+1 dumbluck. What I see in the club and what I hear from the majority here is two different things.
crazyjoe
5 years ago
I don't care either way. If they are well done fakes they are still great!😉

I knew a dancer a few years ago that had hers done. She already had a nice set of large D's or DD's and she went bigger. I gave her a get well soon card. It said I hoped she had a good recovery from the surgery.

I wonder why some girls mess with perfection... beats the hell out of me
Subraman
5 years ago
It's funny, on every strip club forum I've ever been on, starting in the days of usenet, most guys swear they dislike fake boobs. And meanwhile, all strippers say fake boobs increase their $$$. So either we're all lying, or more likely, this is another area where guys who participate on strip club forums aren't representative of SCers overall.

I don't care a huge amount about tits either way. I prefer slim bodies and in-proportion tits, which means fake tits almost always make a girl a little less attractive to me, as they almost always take a slim body out of proportion. But really don't care that much regardless; nice ass, nice face, nice legs, nice midriff, fun personality, sign me up regardless of whether she's an a-cup or clown boobs
SirLapdancealot
5 years ago
Given that I don't observe many other PLs like me when I'm at a club and based on this topic, I don't think TUSCL regulars represent the "typical" PL demographic. I think these guys are more casual and less frequent customers of clubs and will splurge when they do visit and don't really bother to nitpick the finer details about a stripper like whether or not she has fake tits.

And yeah, I've changed too. In my 20's and early 30's I had faves and (former) ATFs at the time that had fake tits. I also had no issue watching porn with women with fake tits. It didn't matter to me back then. But as I clubbed more and I got older, my tastes changed and the more it mattered that a woman was all natural. Now in my 40's I don't find fake tits attractive whatsoever. Over five years ago was the last time I had a dance with a fake tits stripper. Now I wouldn't get one with her.
Subraman
5 years ago
-->"don't really bother to nitpick the finer details about a stripper like whether or not she has fake tits."

SirLap, I think it's more than that... it's not just that they're not nitpicking, I think they prefer giant tits, fake or not. A regular guy who goes to the SC on his one boys night out per year, in "titties woooo!" mode, is often particularly looking to indulge in big fake tits
SirLapdancealot
5 years ago
@Subra LOL not to nitpick but that's exactly my point. I like big tits too, but I nitpick whether or not they are real. Others that like big tits DON'T nitpick them like I do.
gammanu95
5 years ago
Let's be honest about the allure of big tits. Think of a gf or ex who had fake tits, and how large (or not) she would have been without them. Now, would you have pursued them, or put as much effort into bedding them, if the fakes had not caught your eye? I can think of two that I might not have. I'm glad I did, because each was fantastic regardless of the fakes; but without the fakes I might have passed.
SirLapdancealot
5 years ago
^ I'm being honest and every time I see a civie chick that gets a boob job I shake my head and think to myself only "it's a crying shame that she felt the need to do that."
Lovelyeast
5 years ago
I got my breast enhanced. There are customers who turn me down because of them....

But customers will turn you down because your too this or that anyway so I’m cool with that.

I don’t need any man shaking their head because I can do the same about him. Smh and say it’s a shame he has to come her to get a hot girl. Lol.

However, I have more men who enjoy them. I have naturally great nipples so I’m guessing that’s what takes me far. My money doesn’t falter. I am highly judged but if a trans (gays) are allowed to be who they want why can’t I as a woman.
twentyfive
5 years ago
^ I think it’s a red herring, most guys can’t tell if they’re natural or enhanced, I’d say if you got them done for you, it’s none of my business, most of the girls I’ve gone for have been slender, and tall, that’s my type, that said if I like the personality of the girl it’s way more important than her cup size.
Huntsman
5 years ago
Subra said > “I don't care a huge amount about tits either way. I prefer slim bodies and in-proportion tits, which means fake tits almost always make a girl a little less attractive to me, as they almost always take a slim body out of proportion. But really don't care that much regardless; nice ass, nice face, nice legs, nice midriff, fun personality, sign me up regardless of whether she's an a-cup or clown boobs”

That sums it up for me.
Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
"... if a trans (gays) are allowed to be who they want why can’t I as a woman ..."

No one says you can't have them - this being a strip-club *customer* site whom procure the services of dancers, customers are going to choose what they like and have an opinion w.r.t. whom/what they want to spend their $$$ on and what their preferences are - in the end it's a business transaction not a monogamous relationship and like any business transaction where one is spending their $$$ they will choose and have an opinion w.r.t. what they are spending their $$$ on; whether one is talking about which TVs they prefer to buy to which types of dancers they wanna spend their $$$ on - the main reason, and often sole reason, for a customer to spend $$$ in a club is based on a dancer(s) having the look they prefer and not spending on the dancers that don't have a look they prefer.
Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
^ i.e. for the most-part it usually comes down to the dancers' looks and their particular look; that is the crux of SCing IMO
Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
"... Think of a gf or ex who had fake tits, and how large (or not) she would have been without them. Now, would you have pursued them, or put as much effort into bedding them, if the fakes had not caught your eye ..."

Again; it's a matter of preference - personally I don't think I can get into a relationship w/ a woman w/ fake-tits; just don't like it - just like I've never been in a relationship w/ a smoker; don't like that at all either - I like big-naturals but could see myself w/ a small-breasted woman but not fake-boobs - not trying to be judgemental, just stating my preferences.
Lovelyeast
5 years ago
I’m not knocking your preference Papi. I’m stating my mindset when people judge me on my boobs.

By saying “poor thing”. Look at her.

I’m never gonna meet you so I’m not too invested in your preference.

Just as Nicespice spoke from her natural point of view, I spoke from mines. Please respect and do not take it any other way
GoVikings
5 years ago
Uh oh, Chulo 😯
Lovelyeast
5 years ago
Nope I enjoy Papi Chulo, there is no ill shade. All love

I don’t want him to think I’m against his preference because I’m not. Everyone has a preference.

My thing is when people judge me because I have fake tits ass if I have the poorest self esteem but celebrate gays and trans for living in they’re truth.

Someone on this thread says when he sees a woman with fake tits he thinks “poor thing”. Well don’t. A lot of dancers can’t save shit to get the things they want out of life. At least you can tell how I do my money
Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
"... I’m stating my mindset when people judge me on my boobs ... By saying “poor thing”. Look at her ..."

I agree - as twentyfive mentioned, a dancer is free to do as she wants; she's not my S.O. so it's not my place to judge what she should or shouldn't do.

My point was that from past threads on this, that many dancers take it personally when custies on here state their dislike for fake-tits - as far as I'm concerned it's nothing personal; at least for me; it's just custies stating what they like and what they don't like w.r.t. dancers which is pretty-much elementary to strip-clubbing - it's a website about strip-clubs; only natural that custies will express their likes and dislikes w.r.t. dancers - as everyone knows; including on this thread; custies preferences are all-over-the-map.

My main-point is that a dancer should not take it personally when custies state they don't like fake-tits - it's just like some custies state they don't like big-asses; very large breasts; etc - discussing dancers' looks and likes/dislikes again is elementary to SCing and to TUSCL.
Lovelyeast
5 years ago
Papi I took nothing personal trust me. I understand why men don’t like them. Mines are pretty good feeling but they will never feels as real ones ofcourse

I love looking at them when I take off my clothes. I feel so sexy. And for me that’s all that matters
Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
^ 👍
Icey
5 years ago
I really don't care. If they're well done they look great.

Bad boob jobs add a certain slutty aspect to it in my opinion. Especially when on Asians.
san_jose_guy
5 years ago
I really like girls who look slutty.

High heels and makeup, dyed hair, I guess now fake tits too.

SJG
TFP
5 years ago
Seems like Bharlem took offense to SLD's comment about civie women who get augmentations feeling like they 'had to do it' for whatever reason.

Yeah the comment sounded a bit harsh. It kinda reminded me of another thread where the OP asked for suggestions on how to nicely suggest to a civie woman that she would look better if she got her boobs done. https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=… Folks jumped on him, saying that wasn't his place to recommend a girl to do that, which I agreed with. He was just saying that because HE thought she would look better with him. Much like I suspect that SLD shakes his head at civie women getting boob jobs because he prefers natural to enhanced.

Like Bharlem said, it's all about how the woman feels.

Personally I wish more civie women did get implants. Of course because I like big boobs. All the civie woman I ever got with had natural boobs. Doubt I would have ever met a girl who had a boob job. If it wasn't for strip clubs I probably wouldn't have experienced the feeling of an enhanced pair to this day.
san_jose_guy
5 years ago
I would feel uncomfortable suggesting that any woman get implants, asking too much of her, just for visual appeal. Something which is impractical and high maintenance.

SJG
Icey
5 years ago
I like slutty looking girls but I really don't like dyed hair. That's the one thing I really dislike on women.
BigDickSammy_
5 years ago
My tits are real
BigDickSammy_
5 years ago
Hairy
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