Fake Tits
Staalbal
Washington
What is your guys opinion about fake boobs. For me it is a total boner killer and I will avoid it at all costs. I drove to the club tonight, 30 minutes from my home, and left with a big fat wallet. Almost all girls had bolt-ons. Not appealing for me at all.
Got something to say?
Start your own discussion
84 comments
Yet if a dancer isn’t already naturally endowed, and gets a procredure that was done well, has never complained that her money wasn’t affected positively. 🤓
My stance won't change, no matter how alone I am on it. I fucking love them! Well, as long as they're well done. I don't like those rock hard fakes. But the ones that have that perfect balance of firmness and movement.....yes please!
Although some fake titties are well done in the sense that they at least look natural, they don’t feel natural. No matter how natural the titties might look, you’ll immediately know the truth once you get a lip-lock on them.
As for the big, gravity defying fake boobs, I won’t go near them. There is nothing the least bit attractive to me about a woman who looks like she was shot in the back with a couple of RPGs (rocket propelled grapefruit).
Most of my fav dancers have enhanced tits. They have told me how regulars asked them not to get the procedure, but the "fake" tits increased their earnings significantly.
Size doesn’t matter much to me. My current fav is no bigger than a B cup (and she’s probably a small B) and hers still look great, especially her chocolatey nipples that I suck on
A woman’s body is suppose to be soft. Get that hard, fake crap out of here 👎👎
But if she is flat chested or itty bitty titties... I don’t mind at all if they get a nice boob job.
Never gotten a dance with someone with bolt-ons.
She got them because two babies had wreaked havoc on her own, taking her from a nice large B to a floppy deflated A. She had her boobs done the first time before she started dancing to feel better about her own appearance. One of her first saline implants failed after about 14 years, and she went a little larger this time, going from a large 34C to a solid 34D. She looks great and her bare breasts are well within the range of natural breast shape and firmness.
My ATF in waiting, on the other hand, is a totally natural, firm, very well-shaped B. I like the look and feel of hers very, very much! One retired favorite had an enhanced set that I couldn't say if they were real or not until she told me, despite close personal inspection. No coincidence at all that both she and my ATF used the same surgeon! On the other hand, one of my earliest favs at the club had a spectacular set of large B/small C boobs. One day she was saying that she was thinking of getting a set of enhancements so that she could "compete with my ATF". I told her that if she ever let a surgeon touch those gorgeous breasts, I would never speak to her again. She was pretty shocked by that. I related the story to my ATF who said, "Is she nuts? If my boobs had looked like hers, I never would have had them done!"
My point is, if a woman has great naturals of any size, she should leave them alone. On the other hand, if they are not already attractive, then a high quality enhancement done by a reputable surgeon can be a real improvement.
That was intended for uprightcitizen
It was so much fun feeling and playing with the natural Cs. Gently grab the nipple and jiggle them, squeezing them, etc. The modest to small Bs were also fun, but much less rewarding. The fake Cs were too firm, didn't move, etc., just sat there on her chest like statues. They looked fine, but you just can't do better than large naturals.
The vast majority here hate fake boobs, but in the clubs an overall good-looking girl with obviously fake boobs never seems to struggle to find customers with cash to spend.
America was founded on large naturals - the quote above should be engraved in our currency
Lesson learned: have a good look before.
that's a very good point. your post jogged my memory. there's a girl at my local club who has sloppy/saggy breasts and she's young too.
with that said, in my experience, its unusual to see sloppy/saggy breasts in a strip club--probably because the vast majority of the girls are young
They are more common in dives where many dive-clubs have almost no requirements for who dances
Given my pref for size; fake boobs still turn me off more than a flat-chest - I can see the need for certain women that have boobs like 10 y/o flip-flops, or are completely flat; but still that is less of a turn-off for me than fake-tits.
It's always a let-down for me when I get w/ a dancer that I may somehow not noticed she was enhanced then find out during the dance - so goes my personal pref.
Along the lines of what CMI posted, the avg SCer is an infrequent visitor and they won't be as picky as to whom they get dances with (either due to inexperience or just the lack of SC seat-time (i.e. they only get to the club once in a blue-moon and don't have the time to be as picky as a regular-SCer) - a regular SCer already knows what he wants and usually knows how to get-it and will thus be more-picky and has the time/experience to get what/type he wants - not a universal statement but ...
Also - as has been previously posted; as we all know men are very-visual and many enhanced breasts do look very-good when they are under a sexy-top often giving a dancer a very sexy/feminine curvy-look that the avg visual-male finds very-attractive - as much as I don't like fake-boobs, plenty a time they do catch my eye in the club but it's pretty-much a let-down once they are bare due to feel, look, or both - even if they do look and feel "fairly-natural"; it still doesn't click w/ me (I don't like imitations)
But the empirical evidence seems to overwhelmingly show that dancers (and to some degree, porn stars) see a revenue increase with bigger tits.
I think it's also useful to understand that each PL's culture and background impact their perception of the "perfect" rack. My preference leans, as does the Reverend's, towards slim, petite, Asians and Latinas (the classic LBFM, if you will). But there are many PL's who prefer some "meat on the bones" or the stereotypical "blond bimbo" look. This leads me to the conclusion that posting an overly-general question like this here, as well as posting replies is ultimately useless.
Last thought: As my good friend Rico (not his real name) says, "If I can touch them, they are real!"
But once that thing is in your hands allot of us get buyers remorse
I disagree - it is to be expected that different folks will have different tastes - I think it helps to hear and possibly-learn from differing view-points - just b/c not everyone agrees doesn't mean it's not a good/worthwhile question - especially when it comes to tits - IMO talking about tits never gets old - tits are one of the greatest gifts God has given to humanity.
Anyone that has spent a certain amount of time on TUSCL sooner than later learns how varied men's tastes are w.r.t. women - which IMO it's good that there are varied preferences.
I think this describes it for many; although as has been posted; there are those that don't mind fakes or even like them
But no, if they are in my face, its not a total boner killer, quite the opposite. Its that the girl goes out of her way to show them off that has the real effect, and demands that she be fucked.
SJG
She wanted to alert me so that I would not be surprised.
My concern though would be that that would make her high maintenance, and then that her bomb shell looks would not last long.
SJG
As others here have said the dancers that have gotten enhanced have said they did it to improve business and it has worked. Are the guys on here a non-representative group of club goers ?
Hard to figure why so many here say they don't like fake tits and yet girls with fake tit do better business.
She said she got them so her clothes would fit better. Stop shopping at the Dolly Parton thrift store! SMH.
I knew a dancer a few years ago that had hers done. She already had a nice set of large D's or DD's and she went bigger. I gave her a get well soon card. It said I hoped she had a good recovery from the surgery.
I wonder why some girls mess with perfection... beats the hell out of me
I don't care a huge amount about tits either way. I prefer slim bodies and in-proportion tits, which means fake tits almost always make a girl a little less attractive to me, as they almost always take a slim body out of proportion. But really don't care that much regardless; nice ass, nice face, nice legs, nice midriff, fun personality, sign me up regardless of whether she's an a-cup or clown boobs
And yeah, I've changed too. In my 20's and early 30's I had faves and (former) ATFs at the time that had fake tits. I also had no issue watching porn with women with fake tits. It didn't matter to me back then. But as I clubbed more and I got older, my tastes changed and the more it mattered that a woman was all natural. Now in my 40's I don't find fake tits attractive whatsoever. Over five years ago was the last time I had a dance with a fake tits stripper. Now I wouldn't get one with her.
SirLap, I think it's more than that... it's not just that they're not nitpicking, I think they prefer giant tits, fake or not. A regular guy who goes to the SC on his one boys night out per year, in "titties woooo!" mode, is often particularly looking to indulge in big fake tits
But customers will turn you down because your too this or that anyway so I’m cool with that.
I don’t need any man shaking their head because I can do the same about him. Smh and say it’s a shame he has to come her to get a hot girl. Lol.
However, I have more men who enjoy them. I have naturally great nipples so I’m guessing that’s what takes me far. My money doesn’t falter. I am highly judged but if a trans (gays) are allowed to be who they want why can’t I as a woman.
That sums it up for me.
No one says you can't have them - this being a strip-club *customer* site whom procure the services of dancers, customers are going to choose what they like and have an opinion w.r.t. whom/what they want to spend their $$$ on and what their preferences are - in the end it's a business transaction not a monogamous relationship and like any business transaction where one is spending their $$$ they will choose and have an opinion w.r.t. what they are spending their $$$ on; whether one is talking about which TVs they prefer to buy to which types of dancers they wanna spend their $$$ on - the main reason, and often sole reason, for a customer to spend $$$ in a club is based on a dancer(s) having the look they prefer and not spending on the dancers that don't have a look they prefer.
Again; it's a matter of preference - personally I don't think I can get into a relationship w/ a woman w/ fake-tits; just don't like it - just like I've never been in a relationship w/ a smoker; don't like that at all either - I like big-naturals but could see myself w/ a small-breasted woman but not fake-boobs - not trying to be judgemental, just stating my preferences.
By saying “poor thing”. Look at her.
I’m never gonna meet you so I’m not too invested in your preference.
Just as Nicespice spoke from her natural point of view, I spoke from mines. Please respect and do not take it any other way
I don’t want him to think I’m against his preference because I’m not. Everyone has a preference.
My thing is when people judge me because I have fake tits ass if I have the poorest self esteem but celebrate gays and trans for living in they’re truth.
Someone on this thread says when he sees a woman with fake tits he thinks “poor thing”. Well don’t. A lot of dancers can’t save shit to get the things they want out of life. At least you can tell how I do my money
I agree - as twentyfive mentioned, a dancer is free to do as she wants; she's not my S.O. so it's not my place to judge what she should or shouldn't do.
My point was that from past threads on this, that many dancers take it personally when custies on here state their dislike for fake-tits - as far as I'm concerned it's nothing personal; at least for me; it's just custies stating what they like and what they don't like w.r.t. dancers which is pretty-much elementary to strip-clubbing - it's a website about strip-clubs; only natural that custies will express their likes and dislikes w.r.t. dancers - as everyone knows; including on this thread; custies preferences are all-over-the-map.
My main-point is that a dancer should not take it personally when custies state they don't like fake-tits - it's just like some custies state they don't like big-asses; very large breasts; etc - discussing dancers' looks and likes/dislikes again is elementary to SCing and to TUSCL.
I love looking at them when I take off my clothes. I feel so sexy. And for me that’s all that matters
Bad boob jobs add a certain slutty aspect to it in my opinion. Especially when on Asians.
High heels and makeup, dyed hair, I guess now fake tits too.
SJG
Yeah the comment sounded a bit harsh. It kinda reminded me of another thread where the OP asked for suggestions on how to nicely suggest to a civie woman that she would look better if she got her boobs done. https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=… Folks jumped on him, saying that wasn't his place to recommend a girl to do that, which I agreed with. He was just saying that because HE thought she would look better with him. Much like I suspect that SLD shakes his head at civie women getting boob jobs because he prefers natural to enhanced.
Like Bharlem said, it's all about how the woman feels.
Personally I wish more civie women did get implants. Of course because I like big boobs. All the civie woman I ever got with had natural boobs. Doubt I would have ever met a girl who had a boob job. If it wasn't for strip clubs I probably wouldn't have experienced the feeling of an enhanced pair to this day.
SJG