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last commentIt sounds like the place for me.
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And I'm sure that all the girls look just like that girl in the photo. Where do I sign up ?
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Q) what does it mean when a man remembers the color of a woman’s eyes after their first date?
A) she has small tits
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^ Good one!
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@Warrior15 -
“And I'm sure that all the girls look just like that girl in the photo.”
Many years ago when the internet was still in its fledgling era and when I was between wives for a few months I joined a dating service on a promotional basis (no fee if I canceled in the first 30 days). The photos of all the eligible women looked so beautiful.
I relinquished my membership before my trial period expired. The women I met via the service only vaguely resembled their air-brushed celebrity portrait studio photos.
To make things worse, all but one of them had dull, unmemorable personalities.
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There's a lot of phone numbers like this available since the pre-internet phone sex boom died out.
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Ops word salad is channeling sjg 🤡💩
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^I find not getting injured is even better.
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^Apparently does not do a lot of PI cases
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I miss Reverendhornibastard and his wild adventures
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YOU miss my wild adventures? Can you just imagine how much I miss my wild adventures?
I’m still on the right side of the grass, but I’m getting very old. Although I still yearn for more wild adventures, I increasingly find that, although my spirit is still willing, my flesh is getting weak.
This is not an admission that I can no longer get it up. I am proud to say that I can still get it up (but not necessarily every time or when I really want to get it up). It definitely takes a lot longer now to get my motor running than it used to.
Clearly, there is no god!
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@reverendhornibastard “but I’m getting very old. Although I still yearn for more wild adventures, I increasingly find that, although my spirit is still willing, my flesh is getting weak.”
“It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.” – Confucius
I can appreciate your situation as my own body is broken in more ways than I can list but I do not plan on giving up. I may be slower than I used to be but the passionate never die quitting. I have just postponed a planned trip to go down and climb Anak Krakatau until next year. In the meantime, I’ve substituted binge drinking and mongering to fill the time. Whether I die on the side of a mountain or in bed mid coitus matters not. But it won’t happen sitting in a rocking chair somewhere wondering what could have been. A new adventure always awaits.
It's amazing how riding a rice burner can restore some youthful vigor. So come on out and create new memories to write about. If I can do it, I’m confident that you can too.
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@BabyDoc - I agree with your sentiments, observations and aspirations. I feel the same way.
My calculus may be a little different than it is for most guys my age. Because I have been so fond of riding LBFMPBRs for so many years (and I am STILL fond of riding them), I still have kids around who need my input and my money. So I have to make sure I’m around for about 10 more years.
Anything beyond that is just icing on the cake.
Enjoy Anak Krakatau whenever you make the trip!
Mrs. Hornibastard and I chartered a boat at Carita and went near the shores of Anak Krakatoa. I think it was in 2000 or 2001. We couldn’t safely get any closer than about a mile from the shore because Anak Krakatau was belching steam, ash and some huge boulders about every 30 minutes.
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