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Need advice... dancers are avoiding me because they think I'm a cop...

Ok guys I have come across a terrible situation and need your guys advice... The last month or two a couple of my favs all quit at once so I have been scouting for a new CF. I am pretty…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Monday night

I was in Ft. Lauderdale for work and decided to make the drive out to DD on a Monday evening. It's not hard to find and has a large, well lit parking lot. I parked…

Omar's

Lansing, Michigan

Slow night but good service

The club was mostly empty when I arrived. I parked in the rear and walked around to the front entrance. The parking was $10 but they provided me with $10 in vouchers for a few…

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For you whiskey lovers this is a tragedy

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Fantasy Shots

San Diego, California

Strip yes, club no

So to call fantasy shots a strip club is a bit misleading. There is no club area in it. Its quite a small establishment, when you enter there is a small waiting room with a…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

how can a guy not love this place?

I arrived Tuesday July 2 at 2Pm to a completely full parking lot- which was new for me at this time of day. I parked along the side street ( 2 hr parking), so I…

Sugar Daddys

Sauk Rapids, Minnesota

Another Saturday Night

Arrived at about 5:30 . Large parking lot, upon entering the building (a tin steel building) , the bar is on the right where you pay the $10 entry fee, and get one drink…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Angels Going Downhill?

Stopped in around 7 pm or so on a recent Monday night. About 20 customers and 10 or so peelers (1 AA brickhouse, and all others white, ranging from 6-7's) sitting around and working their…

Little Darlings

Lemon Grove, California

Good night at Little Ds

It's my usual go to club. but it's been a few months in between visits. Went on last Saturday they had a feature Lena Paul. We didn't know ahead of time we paid the $25.…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Good afternoon and a lesson learned

Saturday afternoon is pretty good at Raider's Reef. I saw Sabrina, Indica, Brittany, Ferrari, Genevieve, Safari and some others. Ferrari is a tall thin Latina and I have had dances from her pretty regularly over…

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no air-conditioning in the strip club. tell me about it

what'choo got, since it's summer any stories? i find it fascinating if there's no A/C, or it breaks down and mgmt digs out the big fan, sometimes dancers will walk up to it naked to air themselves out. i don't know why, but…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Atlantis- An Out of Towner’s Experience

Visiting from out of town and looking to get a taste of Philly chocolate. First I tried OuterSpace Club only to find that it was closed. Returning back to my hotel and debating…

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my neighbor keeps using my parking space

so in my apartment complex, we got assigned parking. i've lived next to my neighbor like 10 yrs now. she's a nice elderly lady. but she has everyone under God that she knows parking in my space. everyday. and since…

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what's the best way to force a civilian chick to repay $ i loaned her

so, a year ago, i loaned $4,000 to a (non-stripper / regular everyday person) high school classmate of mine who was down on her luck. she swore up and down that she will repay me. i don't want sexual services from…

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Ran into a real hustler yesterday

I caught this one at her own game. Started dancing in Vegas the other day. We get to chatting and she tells me she’s here for a couple of days. Said she USED to work at The Highlighter but was…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

So famous it has tourists

Hong Kong is the Queen of strip clubs in North America. So famous when i was there, there was a chinese tourist group of regular people (like not sex tourists, older women and their husbands)…

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Any stripper trends you've noticed in the past 3 years?

Obviously, the delightful trend that I keep getting older, and they stay the same age, still holds. Winning team! West Side Trollas! Okay, beyond that, here's two things I've definitely noticed over the past 2 or so years: -…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

XTC Afternoon Visit

I have been going to XTC for years, and I almost always have a great experience. Afternoons are my preferred time to go, because its quieter, and I can take my time to pick…

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I now come to the club to see men....but I'm not gay lol

I one day went to a strip club after a hiatus and as I was sipping my drink, I couldn't help but overhear some gentlemen talking about stocks, bonds and the like. They were stereo-typically looking like wall street investors.…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

Good Friday Night At Spearmint Rhino

I arrived at 5:00 PM and after paying a $6.00 cover charge and being “searched” with a hand held metal detector was admitted. The cover goes up later in the evening and as there was…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

My Faith Was Restored

I stopped in to get some pre 4th of July fun. The place was slow. 5 or 6 dancers. Fewer customers. Inpaid my 10$ cover and bought a refillable soda for another 10$. I sat…

Babe's

Pensacola, Florida

It’s Waffle Time

Waffle and I have been PMing each other since she arrived in Pensacola and the stars finally aligned so that we could meet a Babes last night. The night shift starts at nine.…

Magic Lantern

Wilbraham, Massachusetts

More fun with non-ATFs

I had a fine time here a few weeks ago; I had not been here in three months. I’d recommend this place to passers-by in central Massachusetts. It is about a ten minute…

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Out of 8000 condoms only 2 broke!

I have a friend who when he has sex with this one chick the condom always breaks. I asked him where you get the condom and he says she provides it. Always different brands. Hmmmm you think she…

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Lee Iococca has passed

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WTF -- Why Would Three TUSCLers Approve This Review??

Platinum Lace Strip Club Topless Dancers Glasgow, Scotland Reviewer: BrandiStorm Title: great July 2, 2019 girls were super friendly with good craic, came in with a friend to suss it out before working there but will definitely apply.…

Expose

San Diego, California

Exposed as not having enough dancers

Came here after visiting Cheetahs. It just a few block away. Cover is $10 with like an online website coupon they told me to show them. They told me to do this to them. They…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Not my favorite spot but I didn’t feel cheetah’d

This club is in the Kearny Mesa section of San Diego. Cover on a Tuesday night was $20 the first time and $10 as long as you keep the ticket they give you. And $10…

Le Cafe

Bethpage, New York

Small Club pricey dance

I went on Saturday night and there were few customers and lot of dancers.But place is small and dances are costly.Entry ticket is free but dance price will cover for it. I saw only few…

Peppermint Hippo

Toledo, Ohio

First Time at Lust

I was in Toledo on business and this is the only club in Toledo that I hadn't been to yet so I thought I would give it a try. I arrived around 10 PM. I…

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

Good, cheap time

So Bonita Flats was shut down for a remodel, but nothing has changed the bar is still the first thing you see when you get past the bouncer. Maybe 5 or 6 seats. It's…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Pensacola, Florida

Not bad

Came in on a Thursday night, with low expectations. I arrived around 11, and was surprised at how nice the club was. It was not run down as the outside made me assume it would…

The Geisha House

Madison, Wisconsin

On a busy night, creepy other customers make for a bad time

For all the rave reviews of the Geisha House here, it's important to emphasize the place isn't perfect. Here are the big takeaways I had from a recent trip: If you pick a time that's…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Three June Nights

Composite review for Wednesday, Saturday, and Tuesday post 10 pm visits. Night cover charge still $20, bottled water and fountain drinks $6. Bathroom troll present all 3 nights (sometimes skips Tuesday). Unless otherwise mentioned, price…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Great experience at SILK Exotic

With this being the first visit back in quite awhile, I was expecting typical afternoon girls. however I was Pleasantly surprised. Yes, they asked for a $10.00 cover but the Drinks were half price to…

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My take on icey

So here my assessment of icey. I spoke hastily before, but I’ve since had my morning coffee and took a moment to think about the conflicting persona, both the icey concerned with calling out misogynists and the icey telling others…

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

Good option for a Sunday night

I visited Strokers around midnight Sunday. I was going to Follies, as I was driving into to town and pulled it up in the GPS, I saw a message that it closed at midnight on…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Disappointing Diamonds

I decided to check out Diamonds after hearing about it from a couple of dancers who dance(d) at Follies. I arrived around 10pm. Self-parking in front was 10 bucks. Cover was 5 or 10. There…

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Sexy scenery for a girls night out.

I went to the Minneapolis Spearmint Rhino with my best friend after going to a concert downtown, around 12:30 on a Wednesday night. I used to be a dancer years ago so I don’t waste…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

Usually a good time, good lap dances. Hot fit girls.

Looks like there hasn’t been a review here in a while so I’ll give one. I was last there a couple weeks ago but this has been my go-to in PDX for the last year…

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I love my Dart Pod

I love marijuana and the explosion of various ways to smoke it and the legality of buying it here allowed me to discoverthe "dart pod". The dart pod vapes oil. Big fucking deal as so do a million…

Saturday Night Live

Westminster, Colorado

Great place to spend a weeknight

Wasn’t sure what I was in the mood for, so I decided to take a chance on this place. Definitely has a neighborhood bar feel, but in a good way. The girls ranged the…

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Coitus Interruptus

Shit happens! This is particularly true if you have any sticky, low-center-of-gravity mooches with deplorable personal hygiene habits (a.k.a. children) living in in your home. I expected the diapers, the screaming and the colorful puke storms in the middle…

Hoops

New York, New York

Poor job of being a sports bar and poor job at being a strip club

See title. They are trying to be both a sports bar and a strip club at the same time. Sounds like a great idea, right? Well, like some people say, when you try to do…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Disappointing. Might give one more try.

Recently visited to this place on Friday evening at 8:00 PM, off the bat I would say the vibe is gone, when compared to few years back. There use to be over 100 girls in…

California Girls

Anaheim, California

Wasted afternoon trip

Went on a Thursday afternoon after work in the area. I paid $3 to get in the door. It should have been free admission! There were probably 10-12 guys sitting around.…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Great club

Great club. The deatails. $9 cover at 5pm, had a buffet that was decent, even had fresh fruit if you go to a club to eat healthy. Not exactly a restaurant quality…

Hoops

New York, New York

A RECENT VISIT TO HOOPS NYC

went on on a thursday after work and got here around 530. no cover charge as it's waived until a certain time. dead when i walked in. no girls circulating. bartender informs me there are…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Yes, it's closed for at least a few more weeks

Just to follow up on the previous review: Yes, Ballpark is closed for the moment. I went on Monday night, found it was closed, and went across the street to the 7-11 to ask what…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Bourbon St. Bummer

This was the second club I visited during my trip to NOLA, and it was a fair sight worse than the previous, Rick’s. Part of this may have had something to do with my…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Cubans are the way to go.

So this place is the only club I’ve visited in Tampa so keep that in mind. I like to visit clubs with extra on the menu even though I am not Really someone who…

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Raviews

I been lookin at raviews tonite and I am gonna have to start rejecting them like my man minnow. He rejects them all it seems. I am gonna expect more details. I want to know if the shitter is clogged…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Monday early evening

I came to the club early evening as I had some time and also I had been to this club before. It has mandatory valet. It feels better to have a parking instead of searching…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Good Energy

I arrived around 5:30PM and there was a decent number of cars in the lot. A lot of those cars were probably for the restaurant next to the club but there seemed to be…

Mint Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

HUSH in Toledo

THIS CLUB IS CLOSED. IT HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN BY THE CITY OF TOLEDO. LOOKS LIKE IT HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN FOR SOME TIME. THE NOTICE ON THE DOOR IS VERY FADED. I ONLY WRITE…

Southern X-Posure Chinatown

South Salt Lake, Utah

Not worth the time

So the girls here are hot but outside of that, this club isn’t worth the visit. If you like any contact at all, don’t come here as there is nothing like that. It’s…

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New Jersey intel

I should have been more specific regarding extras intel off of I-80. I meant in NJ off I-80. I was thinking more of places like Paterson, NJ or other NJ venues immediately west of Manhattan not far from where I-80…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Cubans FTW

I visited Atlantis after flying into Tampa on a Monday morning. I headed into Clearwater to look for relief for the ravages of air travel. Oasis was dead. I didn’t figure on…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Disappointing VIP

Decided to pay a visit here after a long time as from reading reviews I didn’t think Follies was a night time place. I was determined only to go to VIP if there was someone…

Peppermint Hippo

Toledo, Ohio

Average

First time here and only a few girls working. They were alright but I must have definitely been there before their "A" Team got there. Dancers were nice enough but no real "lookers". I got…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Barboursville, West Virginia

First visit

After a bust at JB's where I had spent most of my bank, I decided to check out Southern X. Been to Lady G before, but too many cameras. (See my previous review) Club is…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Two for Tuesday

Probably my 3rd or 4th time here, 1st on a Tuesday. 2 for $25 private dances is a great value as you get full song and decent roaming with most girls. I can’t…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Relaxing evening visit

I showed up around 5 pm, stuck around until 7:30, so I was there for shift change. I won't talk about the club venue, since other reviews do a very good job of it. I'll…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Relaxing way to end a long day...

So I'm in town for work and after a long Monday, I decided to drop by sins. I've been here twice before and definitely prefer it over the doll house. I arrived about 8pm and…

Stiletto Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Worth the drive, bring ear plugs

Wow. This place was unlike any I’ve ever been. On boardwalk, across from open lot to park. Bouncers and line at the door. $25 cover and so so worth it. So this is two clubs…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Barboursville, West Virginia

First visit

After a bust at JB's where I had spent most of my bank, I decided to check out Southern X. Been to Lady G before, but too many cameras. (See my previous review) Club is…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Tuesdays suck. Hit up Shotguns other nights.

Shotguns is completely packed on Saturday and Sunday nights. From the outside it appears like a much more chill scene during the week, which is why I wanted to check it out on a…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Not like it used to be.

The place was packed with only a few girls dancing and only a couple of tables left to sit. The music was pretty good they played some rock which I liked but no real heavy…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

I Keep giving it a go round 2

Waiting around 11 o'clock a the high dor'fy saw a gorgeous brunette behind the counter. Read like normal round of drinks a shot something to sip on I was approached by the always friendly waitress.…

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, New Jersey

Lots of money and no nudity

Easy to find with side lot parking. No cover. Walked in, long center bar and side seating along wall. So I sat at the bar. First let me say, that I didn’t like the view from…

SexWorld

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Finally a real peep show

Been looking for a good peepshow and this place delivers. Hit girl got me to cum multiple times. Great prices and safe atmosphere. Wish there were more like this around the country.…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

Good time

- Went there around 10 PM, decent crowd and around 15+ girls - Brought beer from the bar, average price. Once in a while you will see those test-tube shots girls asking you to buy for…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Still rocking

Went to baby dolls after long time. - Recently I started seeing lot of negative reviews of the club, and was bit worried. But, still the best club (if you compare it to Ohio) - Went on…

Jenny Lounge

Houston, Texas

Avoid

Place looks lonely. Walked in only one lady behind the bar. Looked a bit older. Stuck around a few minutes for a few drinks to see if any other ladies were available but didn’t see…

Cheeques

Linden, New Jersey

1st time disappointment

So I went back to my spot, cheeques, which is quickly be becoming my favorite club on a Saturday after midnight. I've never been here on a Saturday night and only arrived at this…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

You want how much for that!

Arrived around 8:30 parked the car in the lot, while valet was available the lot was walled in plenty of well lite parking. I believe it was $15 entry fee caught the very…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Great Nighttime Potential

The HiLiter is well known for daytime visits but this was my first visit at night. Arrived at around midnight and the place was pretty much packed, the two of us could hardly find…

Paradise Found

Syracuse, New York

Uninspired Tuesday night

Not much has changed here since my last review. The club continues to operate on "winter hours" despite it being summer, meaning they are closed on Sunday and Monday. They experimented with opening at 6…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

A relaxed Saturday night

I visited Saturday night for the first time in a long time. Usually it is very crowded Saturday but I was luckily able to find a seat at the bar. There were a couple notable…

Sinsations

Keansburg, New Jersey

This business is CLOSED.

Just in case there are people that are not aware, this establishment has been closed for months now. I have been here a few times, it was nice but about twice as big as it…

Scarlett O'Hara's

Sioux Falls, South Dakota

Old times sake

I stopped in on a Saturday evening. I used to go to this club a lot when I was in college but that was 15 years ago so I wanted to see what had…

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Famous Atlanta eye candy club Cheetah settles lawsuits. Not better for customers

The famous Atlanta strip club The Cheetah has settled a series of lawsuits filed by former dancers claiming unfair labor practices and a dangerous environment where dancers were subjected to sexual harassment and assault. In a joint statement issued with principal…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Afternoon at Landing Strip

I took an Uber to the Landing Strip, avoiding the valet parking fee. The club does not have a cover charge in the afternoon. The stage is in the center of the club with tables…

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I-80 PA to NYC Intel Requested

I am going to be driving back and forth across Pennsylvania to/from NYC over the 4th and I am interested in having a Detroit style experience at a reasonable price point. Not looking to pay Manhattan prices. Having never traveled…

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Canada - Montreal and Toronto - Or too good to be true?

Hey all, I’ve been doing a bit of reading and I’m kind of surprised there are some incredible options in Montreal and Toronto. I’m a little perplexed how I haven’t heard of it over Tijuana, Germany of Bangkok. Why is that? It…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Liked it

Made a rare visit to KOD Monday night. Holiday week and rainy weather had an impact on the crowd. The girls were all complaining and definitely outnumbered the patrons. The talent level was good…

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Anybody know

where I can get a pair of those Betsy Ross Nikes

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

Eye candy with attitude

Arrived around 8. They had a variety girls. I tipped a few on stage. Then decided to get a private dance . I like to sample a few girls before commenting to a longer time…

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Embarrassed to tell stripper something

Hey guys I’m in a little bind right now. My favorite stripper thinks I drive an Aston Martin, this is what I told her. It’s not true at all. I just want to be transparent and forthcoming especially if we…

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Porn Suggestions

Getting bored

Lace Wayne

Wayne, New Jersey

A whole lot of nothing other than what you would see at the beach

First, the good. Really beautiful women. European beauties. Completely soulless, money sucking beauties. Lots of very attractive women walking around in bikinis or lingerie. I didn't see a girl below…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

A quick night at booby trap - Pompano

I've reviewed this club before, but if there is one thing I hate when reading reviews, it's getting outdated information. Good info means that it's accurate and current. This club is close to where I…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Sunday evening in Brads Bass

Went to Brad’s Bass Flemingo on Sunday evening around 9pm, the club atmosphere was good with 7+ looking girls and quite some customers. Paid $5 entry and got a free entry pass (Sunday only offer).…

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, Florida

Nice time

The mint lounge is pretty nice. I had a good time. Of course I have my own personal preferences with a few things. But first I'll talk about the place on the outside. It's by…

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What's a Strip Club without Dollar Bills?

A cashless society will not be good for strippers. https://jezebel.com/whats-a-strip-club-without-dollar-bills-1834986232

Bucks Wild Houston

Houston, Texas

Return to Houston - TR 3 of 6 (Bucks Wild was not great but not bad)

I will break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Visit III) Conclusion IV) Club Layout ------------ NOTES: ------------ + this is a bit-long review - skip-it if short on time or patience - if you just want to get a snapshot…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

First visit, might return again if bored.

First time in Roanoke VA. Note that this is the only club in the area, so not more local options to compare against. Club opens at 8. I was there from 9-12. At tge entrance,…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

There is a first for everything!

We hit up the good ole Loco at 4 pm thinking that it would be banging on Canada Day. Not a PL in sight, nor a ripper. Who would have thought!! Loco... The best ripper…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I was surprised, but the highlighter delivered!

Normally I am a day person at the highlighter. But, since the Mrs. was away I had a free evening on a Friday night to check this club out and boy was it jammin! Now,…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

No good candy at the candy store

Visited the candy store on a Friday night. Walked in and it’s a decently little bar with a bar on the right hand side and a large stage on the left-hand side with a weird…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Sunday afternoon

Went in this past Sunday a little before 3:00. One of the entrances to the Pep Boys lot was blocked with orange cones and a section was blocked off with yellow caution tape. That part…

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Boobies!

The bigger the boobies the bigger the brainz Little brainz guys like little bobbies women I saw a huge boobies dancer once wearing a half shirt with the underboobies out of control and her shirt said I wish these were brainz.…

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Just wondering

Does anyone know what happened to the poofy haired lot lizard with the huge flapper Jack tiddies that worked in omaha in 1918? Just asking for a friend

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

A truly crappy dive bar!

Definitely a dive bar. There are many things I did not like about this bar. 1) Had to pay for parking. $5 in remote lot. $10 for a space close to the entrance. 2) Scanned I.D. before…

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How many of you would like a lap dance with Ron Jeremy?

There is one guy on here for sure. Is there anyone else?

Pussycat Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

This is the PL of SC in Louisville

Since my last visit here several months ago, I decided to stop in during the evening to see if it was any better: in short, it wasn’t. When you walk in, pool tables to your…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Oh shit great time

This club is located just outside of downtown San Francisco on Broadway. The gay pride festivals were over, but as I was heading to this club a pack of proud homosexuals chanting “We’re here, we’re…

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“Denigrating” Women

A couple of well known, sensitive, urban malcontents who frequent this website have excoriated others for allegedly “denigrating” women. I find this phony high-mindedness totally preposterous especially coming from that dim-witted fruitcake who sometimes refers to his girlfriends as “bitches…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Tried to rest a bit, but it was quick.

I was out in this area for work and decided to stop by based on the reviews. Unfortunately none of the ladies mentioned seemed to be working. But I sat at the bar and grabbed…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Girls are hot bt they don't put out.

If you want to cum in the club this place likely isn't for you. If you want to touch some titties this club is almost certainly not for you. And if you want…

Dixie's Gentlemen's Club

DeLand, Florida

Close but no cigar

Another trademark overdue review. Oops. Many months ago, I was in the general vicinity but at least an hour away. I don't recommend making the trip if you're that far but I figured I'd give…

Hot Seat

Portsmouth, Virginia

ATF gone but still has promise

Stopped by on a Friday night about two weeks ago, all amped to see my atf Violet ... only to discover she is no longer there after a decade of working there. What a bummer…

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All Men Are NOT Created Equal!

The cornerstone of American democracy, the premise that all men are created equal, is a blatant lie. Let’s set aside for the moment that America has been shamefully slow in living up to the proposition that all men should be…

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How many strippers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Q. How many strippers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. One. But it takes four emergency room doctors to remove it.

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Disappointed, this time.

Visited Dreamer Girls also known as Club 137 on South side of Akron on a Friday afternoon. This club has been going downhill. Which I thought it was already there. Being mainly an…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

A First time for everything

This is a review for a follow up visit to a review I did at the beginning of May. So, I made a return trip to Stiletto a few weeks ago with one primary purpose…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Better Than Average

I will lead with the disclaimer that my experience here has been very much hit or miss, with the emphasis on misses. My visits are based upon convenience and proximity (after business at the nearby…

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Did I make a faux pas?

Got a mouthful from two dancers for two things that I'm apparently doing wrong. Would like some feedback. With one girl, I asked her age very early when she was sitting with me. We didn't agree on doing anything…

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New CBS show w/ beautiful people called "Love Island"

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kppqln0cdeM

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Looking for a ancient long departed dancers...

So it seems like every few months on this site some guy pops up looking for a stripper he once new long ago. I have always found this to be super weird. Like WTF are these guys thinking? Are they going…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Decent Friday

As a long time visitor to Bogarts, I have to say the turnstile they put in right after you open the door is the dumbest thing. I paid the $5 cover and made my way…

Secrets Gentleman's Club

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Thursday evening duo

I went to secrets on a Thursday evening. I Showed up about 10:00 after going to another club and not really seeing much to amuse me. Upon walking in I wasn’t sure if I was…

Le Cafe

Bethpage, New York

First time there

Decided to finally give this place a whirl after passing by it so many times on the way home. From the outside of the bar looks like a hole in the wall but still decided…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

BT’s Satisfying Weekday Afternoon Stop

They had eight dancers with about twenty customers when I arrived after work. One entertainer danced on the main stage per four-song set. The wait staff was attentive, but not pushy about purchasing…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Ok time at Cheeks

I stayed for a few hours. Lots of beautiful ladies. I have been there many times in the past, and things seemed a bit different this time. Mostly ladies mostly kept their clothing on on…

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Central NJ/Philly Recommendations

I'm new to Central NJ (near Princeton) and looking for a fun club to visit. My preference is for more upscale places and white American or Eastern European girls. I like places that have VIP rooms and a GFE vibe…

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Rabbit redux

I’ve written on this site about a dancer who I pursued and pursued hard for weeks. After 8 weeks of lapdances I gave her an ultimatum. She asked me to help her with $2000 of dental work for which…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

G’old time

In SF for first time. I had just finished skipping at that Full House opening credits park. I was like an even gayer John Stamos. I mean straighter. Straight I meant. I heard Gold had…

Secrets Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Secerts in T&C, weekday afternoon

Went to Secrets on monday a little after 3pm(no cover, full bar) There was only 1 customer chatting with a girl, a bartender, and two other girls. 1 girl was already at the bar.…

Lust Gentleman's Club

Akron, Ohio

Good lunch

Stopped in at noon on a Friday. They open at 11am during the week and no cover before 7pm I believe. Grabbed a seat at the bar and was greeted by a very attractive bartender.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Ehhh interesting night

Was in few Saturdays ago and I have never been here on the weekend and it had been awhile so i figure fuck it. Went in around 10pm and the cover is still the $20…

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, Illinois

Bloody shirt

So I’ve heard some really bad things about this club, but there was a change of ownership since I had been (many years ago), so I thought I would give it another chance. First off,…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Old School!

Monday afternoon around 3pm. Destination: The Playhouse (aka MILF Heaven). Parking lot was as empty as I've ever seen it. Went inside and took a corner seat in front of the DJ booth.…

Thorobred Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Tbred's decline

Since Harry (the long time owner of Tbred, Pussycat and a few others) has passed away a year ago, this club has been on a undeniable decline. His kids are not doing the best…

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Penis camera spices up sex.

Willy Wonker just got a new toy that allows you to do more than just bump and grind. You can now view your best performance at never-before-seen angles, thanks to the GoPro Cock Cam. The penis camera, which records your intimate bedroom…

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“The 4th International Congress on Love and Sex with Robots, a two-day symposium

“AI-Powered Sexbot Harmony to Lecture Scientific Symposium on Love & Sex” https://www.google.com/amp/s/sputniknews.com/amp/society/201906301076108507-ai-powered-sexbot-harmony-scheduled-lecture-scientific-symposium-love-sex-reports/

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Vroom Vroom... Racing

https://youtu.be/VMaukae4C10 I watched these dump trucks racing and that looked dam fun! I am thinking about racing the shit truck like that. I can dump a load on all my competition 😀😁😆😅😂🤗😏 And the competition will look like this! 😢😭🤒😷😖

Tijuana

Paradise

Tonight i will finally be in paradise

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"There are three kinds of people in the world: those who don't know and don't kn

...and those who know and know how much they still don't know." Which Kind Are You? Title says it all.

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How do I write a review?

I heard there are reviews around this site somewhere. Can I become a club review writer?

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Understanding Indigenous People

If you’ve done any reading at all about “indigenous people” you will surely have noticed some peculiarities. For one, indigenous people are generally presumed to be superior (albeit in a crude, brutish sort of way) than your typical urban dweller…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

princess

what ever happened to princess from here did she land somewhere else? heard she left

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“You can soon buy a sex robot equipped with artificial intelligence...” - (Publi

“Kate Couric thinks it is cute to act like a perky dense teenybopper even though she is a lot older than that.” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-cN8sJz50Ng "1 in 4 men would consider having sex with a robot" “The other 3 in 4 would consider it as…

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Eastern Panhandle West Va Recs - Repost

I'm reposting this in hopes of getting some responses... Fellow TUSCLers, I will be in Berkeley Springs WV for the upcoming July 4 weekend and am looking to monger on one of the nights, probably Friday the 5th in early evening.…

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Kinda messed up experience

I was at a strip club in LA and there was a pretty girl wearing a tight dress that was not that skimpy, so I asked if she was working. She said yeah and asked if I wanted a dance,…

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Give a man a fish he eats dinner teach a man to fish he has sex when he wants

https://apple.news/AKY_cnwELSYqNOJt-SBiz-g

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Kevin Durant , Kyrie Irving to sign with the Brooklyn Nets

From ESPN Sources: Nets to sign Durant, Kyrie and DeAndre

Club Fantasy

Sacramento, California

Club closed for remodeling

Looks like they got their new owner and are closed for remodeling. Some of the dancers think it's going to be 6 months before they re open. They got their beer and wine license, but are still hoping for a…

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It's okay you don't have to Hustle me.

How do you tell a stripper they don't have to hustle to get you in to the SC? Lately I get the text (come see me tonight) I tell her I'm busy but I'll come in tomorrow. I get…

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Knowing Shit From Shinola

Yes, Icey, there IS a difference ... https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1699

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Series 1969 500 one dollar bills in lucite on sale for $50. real or fake? could

probably only the visible ones are real?

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OT: For you dog lovers

Watching a re-run of an SNL show from earlier this season - thought it was pretty-funny: https://youtu.be/Dn9no3ZzfFo

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$150 titty fuck

Yep its nice to have a trusted bitch i can come to amd just get off... She loves it when i cum ..she jumps up and down with pure joy... Not even joking...damn she makes me feel good and all…

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Baby stripper made me laugh with her insults

Ok so i broke down took a day off and went to a club... Got a few stories and this is one of a few threads im about to make Ok so on to baby stripper insulting me and making me…

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Brandi Love update

Ok after listening to all your advice I have made up my mind. I want you all to know I sincerely appreciate all the advice you boys have given me. I’m comfortable but not filthy rich. On that…

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Who the fucks makes out in a public pool when Sun is still out and ppl still her

How can you have that little class and respect 4 ppl? Lmao how atrocious . Theyre obviously trying to be subtle by going super slow.it waa for ten mins but still

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Customer psychology

So today I left 3 hours early (and perfectly okay with paying the fine to do so) due to petty drama while I was on stage. And during that time, THAT was when customers wanted to come up to me,…

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Best Club Towns

I have been reviewing clubs on TUSCL for two decades. Over that time I have been disappointed in the decline of the strip club experience across most of America as municipal governments have found ways to destroy the industry…

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LOOKING FOR OLD FRIENDS

Anybody know where any of the girls who danced at Sonny's BYOB in Waco TX around 2003 to 2006 are?

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Real Dancing ?

I'm not one to pay that much attention to the stage nor be into the stage-thing a lot - sure, I like to look at the stage when I'm not busy getting-dances b/c it's much-better than twiddling-my-thumbs and who doesn't…

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Lesbian Combo Pack, Or Happiness Is A Warm Gun, Part II

This may not qualify as a “fabled freebie,” but heavily discounted services from a lesbian duo is pretty close in my book. I had just finished a VIP session and was relaxing at the bar enjoying a post work out libation…

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Porn vs The Real Thing

Porn has many advantages (inexpensive, readily available, little/no complications, endless variety, etc) over the Real Thing but I definitely prefer the Real Thing over Porn. Do not get me wrong Mongering is a fantasy almost as much as Porn but for…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

V.I.P. Room?

Is it worth the $150.00? Who gives good value?

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What are with all these super hot Venezuelan and Columbia’s girls hitting me up

Does anyone else have this really good problem? Do I have to move to these fucked up places? Cause I will. Scams possibly? Maybe I’m in the 1000 mile radius? too lazy to check right now. Perhaps I’m so fucking…

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Finding motivation to be jacked when you're married and have access to more youn

I'm in a workout routine. But if these abs are ever going to show through all the fat on my stomach I'm going to have to be way stricter on my diet. I want it but I need…

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I need to hit a club up but im needing a cheap fix lol

Might hit up Gaston or Charlotte this afternoon and fuck around in leather n lace. .. $5 a pop lol

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Cashless Society - Should we mongers be concerned ?

Most of my banking is done thru Bank of America. But my last corporate job was with JP Morgan, so I had to open up a Chase Bank account to do direct deposit with them.…

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Strip Club Shooter Rene Carrillo Cuts Ankle Monitor, Jumps Bail During Dallas Mu

Murderer on the run. https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2019/06/28/strip-club-shooter-rene-carrillo-ankle-monitor-jumps-bail-dallas-murder/

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Fecal Ballistics and Turd Muzzle Velocities

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge and wisdom. Most just gargle.* A lot of people are completely ignorant about fecal ballistics and have never even bothered to contemplate the “muzzle speed” of the typical human turd. Some people probably care…

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OT. I just put 40 pounds of pork

on my Big Green Egg.... put a special rub on it and smoking over a mixture of apple and fig wood

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I am Beating the Heat!

I got a new bikini for my new boobs!

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Fucking love my new avatar

#yasssss

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Do you ever go to a strip club when you're not horny because you're sad inside?

Do you ever go to a strip club when you're not horny because you're sad inside or lonely or can't figure life out?

Tijuana

Weekend of 6/28; Who's making a TJ run this week?

Just got to San Diego for a week's vacation. Going to hit TJ at least once, but would like to make multiple trips. Might make trip one tonight. Any mongers headed that way? Let me know if…

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Austin TX Mileage

I'm going to Austin next week and was hoping to find time for some SC activity. Never been there, so I perused the various reviews here for the area, but everything was pretty vague. And some of them sound like…

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Cleaning up Minneapolis strip clubs, literally

One Minneapolis city council member is working to provide healthier and safer work conditions for strip club dancers. I hope this doesn't lead to the California effect with the recent changes happening there. Mileage here is low enough the way…

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Awkward convo with a buddy about SA...

BUDDY: "So, do you know about this site Seeking Arrangement?" ISHMAEL: "Sure... I've read an article about it. Rich guys looking for arm candy." BUDDY: "Yeah... so, I just got on that site... I'm just curious, you know...?" ISHMAEL: "Uh huh. Sure.…

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New relationship goal

A threesome with Tulsi Gabbard and Marianne Williamson. They both looked fuckable as hell in the debates. Tulsi had a little grey highlight on the side of her head for faux experience gravitas, while it seemed that Marianne had…

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Your fingers or your tongue?

Which works better at getting women aroused? It appears to me that the tongue works best but is that because not every guy will DATY or is there a physical reason?

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The Holy Grail: The Fabled Freebie

The wildest and most delightful experiences to crash into your life are often the ones you never planned on and never even wasted any time dreaming about. I never thought I would ever get a freebie from any desploogination service…

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Cum Join My Organization!

We got da clubs. We got da strippers we brought to da lawerd. And we are led by our lawerd and savior jeebus

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Crossing to Tijuana

What's the latest that you can walkover to cross into Tijuana?

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Farted on my ATF massage gal today lol

Did a 3 hour session with her... She had me so relaxed i passed out amd woke myself up farting on her... She was working on my hamstrings and blame LOL

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Clarifying my LEO Extras post - i'm not paranoid I just have a lot to lose

I very regularly go to an AMP. I went to this spot for 3 years before anything over pg occurred. It was just an inexpensive massage place. Then a woman gave me a happy ending after about…

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Where is a good place to go strip clubbin at?

I wamt to show off my new tiddys

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Amateur Night

Do any clubs still have Amateur Night? I have not seen it in Atlanta in 15+ years. Heard it was mostly girls from other clubs on their night off, but some true amateurs would be mixed in. That was before…

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Woman dies while performing ‘degrading’ webcam sex for perv

"A U.K. woman died from suffocation when she strangled herself for an online creep who paid her to perform “dangerous and degrading” webcam sex acts while he watched from home." https://nypost.com/2019/06/26/woman-dies-while-performing-degrading-webcam-sex-for-perv/ If only she had taken the safe route and become a…

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How do you boys like my new boob job?

I put up a selfie for my avatar

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High Maintenance versus Low Maintenance Women

There are innumerable ways to categorize women. Some women are gorgeous. Some are not. Some are intelligent and some are as dumb as a box of rocks. There are thin ones, fat ones, pleasant ones, surly ones. Some are horny…

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Looking out of place

Goldmongeratl inspired this. I keep seeing this guy in my favorite club. He is black, wearing a suit, white shirt and bow tie. He sits at the bar and it looks like he is drinking a Martini at noon. He…

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Brandi Love

So Brandi is coming to St. Louis and I can see her for an hour for $1800. Yes that’s right. She is such a turn on for me I’m seriously considering pulling the plug. She gets me all hot…

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Water sports

Other than sharing a shower or skinny dipping, I’ve never had any interest in water sports like pissing on my partner or having her piss on me. I do remember being impressed when a fellow 8th grader said he’d drink…

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Missing University of Utah nursing student, 23, boasted she was a SUGAR BABY who

Sugar baby disappears. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7185285/Missing-University-Utah-student-Mackenzie-Lueck-sugar-baby-sought-men-35.html