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Her tits are too BIG!

shadowcat
shadowcatVIP63055438

Atlanta suburb

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

I know a 20 yo at my favorite club that has a great personality and attitude. Her only draw back is that she has a petite frame with DD tits. We have talked about it. She asked if I knew that they were real. I said of course by the way they sag and feel. I suggested that she might want to get a breast reduction. She said "Yes, I'll probably have to when they start giving me back aches". Perky B's would look great on her.

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ime

I will need to inspect them on my next trip, another opinion can't hurt.

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doctorevil

I think I know who you’re talking about. If so, they’re not too big for me.

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Papi_Chulo

I don't see what the problem is - the more the merrier

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GoVikings

seems like nicespice is similar to this girl. The rare small, petite girl with big breasts 👍👍

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Papi_Chulo

@shadow

I think you may have just increased her business w/ this thread

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jackslash

A breast reduction! That's a crime against nature!

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Papi_Chulo

^ I agree - breast-reductions are a crime against humanity - nice big natural breasts don't grow on trees to be discarding them that way - there outta be a law

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JohnSmith69

There is no such thing as natural tits that are too big. Giant tits are even better (and more rare) on a petite girl.

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TFP

Sounds like my kind of girl! Too big? Shiiieeettt! I'd be all gropey Smurf on that chick.

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shadowcat

doctorevil guessed who it was. So my description was correct. You guys are proving my point when I said that women get breast implants because men glorify big tits.

I prefer a perky B any time. More than a mouthful is a waste. Eventually gravity will make those big ones cover their navel or you might even step on them. :)

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Papi_Chulo

"... You guys are proving my point when I said that women get breast implants because men glorify big tits ..."they

IDK if "glorify" is the right-word - certain men like certain things - there are plenty of guys that like skinny-girls w/ skinny-legs and a thigh-gap (which I don't); and many girls starve themselves to get that look - again; it's preferences - one segment of men like one thing, a different segment likes something else

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4got2wipe

shadowcat, did you at least tell Big Boobs McGee (which is what I sincerely hope she calls herself) to wait on the breast reduction until her boobs start to sag?

At least let some other folks enjoy her BBTs (big brilliant tits)!

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san_jose_guy

I knew a dancer with HUGE fake tits. She was talking about her tits being too big.

I told her that there was no such thing.

But of course, that is because I'm not the one who has to carry them around, and my comment assumes that women are for visual sexual stimulation.

:) :) :)

SJG

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TFP

@shadowcat I glorify what I like. So fuck yeah I glorify big tits. I don't glorify skinny spinners with little boobs, some of you guys do. It's all good, to each their own.

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san_jose_guy

I like them large and small. But the idea of fake tits has taken me a while to get used to.

SJG

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jester214

Shadow,

Lap dances last 3 minutes, what the fuck do I care what her tits look like in 15 years?

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Muddy

sounds like a 10 to me!

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MackTruck

What a waste of a good set of boobs

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RandomMember

Most slender, fit, athletic, babes don't have huge floppy breasts. Sorry, but those of you who fixate on gigantic tits are suffering from a repressed Oedipal complex. Most of us outgrow that stage by age seven.

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TFP

^^^^^wow, another guy who proclaims his type is the right type and anyone who likes something different is suffering from something. Sounds like you're suffering from the same shit that 'Mr. Front room make out session or bust' SJG has.

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RandomMember

^^no, I'm just right and you don't understand.

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Nidan111

@randommember. I am 7 years old with 50 years experience! But, it wasn’t my mother that I was jealous for, but her friends! Perhaps even the neighbors or the women who I spied upon while they tried on bras during yard sales. They are close enough for my Oedipus complex.

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DeclineToState

-->@shadowcat:"More than a mouthful is a waste."

I've been hearing that once since I was in high school. I'm not a subscriber. More than a mouthful is fun.

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BigDickSammy_

My boobs are just right

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BigDickSammy_

They will lick you back

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san_jose_guy

No such thing as a girl with tits that are too big. And I have known some extreme cases.

SJG

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Papi_Chulo

I love big-natural tits.

But I gotta say that some of them are so big and round they become a bit unpractical.

I've been w/ some AA strippers with natural breasts so big and round that I could not suck on them very-well (these breasts were also very firm and they didn't give much in terms of shaping them or squeezing them into a shape where I could suck them more easily).

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prevert

If have to see them to really judge. lol

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san_jose_guy

^^^^ huge tits must be extremely impractical.

I said there is no such thing as a girl with tits that are too big.

Of course I know that that is setting up an impractical standard. This is why I like strip clubs.

SJG

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TheOne&Only

One of my favorite memories from New Orleans was dating a petite girl with giant naturals. I have never had more fun, or a better lay. 'nuff said.

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san_jose_guy

^^^^^ necessary to use different positions to avoid putting pressure on her tits?

SJG

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pitch

Did she name herself after a city? If so, I think they're great.

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shadowcat

Yes. A city not known for women with big tits. :)

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MackTruck

If her tits are too big you are too gay. You must like 12 year old boys like the georgemicrodong avitar

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skibum609

On September 7, 1970 I met my friend K on the school bus. Been friends ever since. She is a redhead with 40 DD breasts. Should have seen her in High School, before breast reduction surgery.

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Jascoi

boobs (and pussy) make the world go round.

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Papi_Chulo

Good thing shadow is a dude in good-standing bc I've known guys getting their man-card suspended for such allegations

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theDirkDiggler

@IceyLoco All reductions are technically lifts (and many lifts are also involve reduction as well). They require the same surgical cuts (completely around the areola and vertical cuts on the underside); only the amount of fat and tissue removed is variable. Which is one of the reasons that the vast majority of women that get reductions seem to be pleased with them. If they had retained the same saggy shape of their previously large boobs, but just had all the fat sucked out of them, i don't think they would all be saying they had wished to have it done sooner...

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JamesSD

Send her my way

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shadowcat

Trying to redeem myself.

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MackTruck

^^^ trying to act straight now. Not working

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twentyfive

Sorry shadowcat not willing to take the chance, remember once burned twice shy. 😂

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