Where else you gonna get a smokeshow parade on a Monday?

I’ve been binging on some “off nights” lately, so there are a few forthcoming reviews. It’s been a long time since I’ve been to Diamond Dolls. Partially because it’s far, but more so because as a guy who doesn’t do extras, it is a big of a frustrating club. But I was in the area on a Monday night, with the ability to club, and I figured a Monday night would be a less dangerous night to go. But I was wrong, it was dangerous as shit. I saw a review lately that claimed DDolls was the best club in the country. I don’t know enough clubs in the country to make such a statement, but it damn sure is up there. Whatever clubs in contention have to do a hell of a lot to be competitive.

I arrived about 930pm, parking lot was quite full. Paid 2 dollars to park and 5 for entry. Turned the corner and saw a very packed club, with a shit ton of stunners. At 930 on a Monday, likely the weakest day for the club. Probably about 30 girls, but kind of hard to tell in total because a lot were sitting down, or didn’t make that many travels through the club. You could find a seat though, a bit more easily than on other nights. In recent review some of the negatives about the club have been on guys not liking the plastic fantastic girls, and yes they are there, but you can definitely find a spinner or two. The primary plastic is in the breasts, but you can find some fake asses too, but less so than in clubs further south in Miami. What I didn’t find on this night was anyone who was not Cuban. I definitely liked that there were no gowns on this night. While the gowns can be sexy, I’d rather skip all that to just see that ass walking by, and it was on display. For me it was blonde Cuban night, not because I particularly like blondes, its just that the Letter S types that I like (when you see them from the side they’re shaped like a capital letter “S”) all just happened to be blonde – as many Cubans are want to do. I called one over and got a couple of table dances from her. Over the time I’ve been conscious of the club, the mileage on table dances has been up and down depending on the whims of management. As of my visit from late June, the table dance mileage is really good. Seemed good from what I could see in the club, and out of four dancers I got table dances from, I really could only complain about the mileage from one. The first one, which was one of the two superstar Letter S who seem to sit at a level above most of the club. She made me an offer of 150 for the No. 1 special. I didn’t do any negotiating with her, so I don’t know if she is keeping a set price above the standard 125, but she is one of those who may be in a position to charge a premium. Got a second set of dances from another letter S, but with not as pretty a face, and the mileage was the weakest. Got a one dance from a natural bodied one, who might have remembered me from 2 years ago, but I wasn’t here to put my hands on ass & tits untouched by unscrupulous physicians. Two more dances from a more fit looking girls, with reasonable top enhancements and a natural athletic/fit ass. Very pretty, and didn’t look Cuban, but was. She seemed like a lot of fun, and someone who maybe worth an investment if I was more of a regular here. Table dances were all 10, btw. I think I read were some girls were trying to charge 20. Always tell the girls you’ve been to the club before, they’re less likely to pull shit with you, and more likely to cut straight to the chase. I finally get the mythical Andrea to come over. She is very direct and is not playing games. I go with her to the 25 booth because Andrea is worth the extra. For as much as she is a top notch chica for the club, she has always given good mileage in the lap dance booth, and does not disappoint here. She is very direct though, and confident as shit in herself. Over the course of the 3 years that I’ve seen her though, I think she is more jaded, and isn’t as stunning as she used to be. She’s still a smoke show, but it’s a reminder that the dancer life is tough over 3 long Diamond Dolls years. After this, I immediately take the first Letter S back to the booth for dance, and again mileage is good. There are some dances at DDs who short change you on the lap dance mileage to give you a verbal sales pitch on the higher levels of services. While there was definitely a sales pitch, I never thought it short changed me on mileage.

At this point I’m in the club for about 2 hours, looking at a long drive home. But there is one more Letter S (the older very MILFy one) who is just an ass & tit monster. But she’s with some dude at a table, so now I’m going through the machinations of waiting her out or leaving for my drive back. While I’m going through that in my head a dancer with a helluva rack is putting the hard press on me. If she had an ass to match, it would have been over, but I’m able to restrain myself & make my way out the door.