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Translation please.

shadowcat
shadowcatVIP63055438

Atlanta suburb

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

one chick let me strap me up and smash on the floor for the per song rate. She started hotdogging me. The next thing I know she whispered in my ear that she liked my dick and if I had a slab that it wouldn't be a problem to slide in.

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doctorevil

We need Barbara Billingsley.

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CJKent (Banned)

In my opinion she was telling you the price/cost.

Google says:

Slab: chopped up crack bagged up to sell in small baggies....

Examples:

~ This crack head just brought five slabs from me.

~ I just made eight slabs from one gram

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EastCoaster

^ Perfect, Doc. Nicely played!

My favorite line uttered by Barbara Billingsley when speaking to her 1950s sitcom husband: "Ward, I think you were pretty hard on the Beaver last night..." (Youngsters, go ask your parents for the reference.)

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Papi_Chulo

I guess we need more entries in the TUSCL glossary

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TheOne&Only

Why didn't you just ask her what a slab was?

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TheOne&Only

According to onlineslangdictionary.com, slabbin is to sag your pants. Maybe it was an opportunity for another retrograde ejaculation.

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rh48hr

It's sounds like she grinded his dick between her butt cheeks and if he had some drugs she would let him fuck her. In the pussy or ass is not clear.

The first sentence made it out to believe he put on a condom to be able to fuck on the floor but I think it's safe to say whoever wrote that did not do well in English class.

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san_jose_guy

Sounds like the kind of off the hook girl, just make it happen girl, that our strip clubs need. Sounds like an awesome club too.

SJG

Rolling Stones - Band Introductions w/ Lisa Fischer & Honky Tonk Women - 1995 youtube.com

Lisa Fischer, Oakland 1994, but they hadn't learned to keep the camera on her. youtube.com

This seems to be Lisa, the video is good, more widely viewed. youtube.com

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MackTruck

She wanted to fuck you with a strap on

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MackTruck

She heard you wanted a lapdance from Ron Jeremy and was tryingnher best to oblige your fantasies

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Clubber

Got dances. She offered sex for dollars.

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