Translation please.

shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
one chick let me strap me up and smash on the floor for the per song rate. She started hotdogging me. The next thing I know she whispered in my ear that she liked my dick and if I had a slab that it wouldn't be a problem to slide in.

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doctorevil
5 years ago
We need Barbara Billingsley.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fXSLcYQHqF…
CJKent (Banned)
5 years ago
In my opinion she was telling you the price/cost.

Google says:

Slab: chopped up crack bagged up to sell in small baggies....

Examples:

~ This crack head just brought five slabs from me.

~ I just made eight slabs from one gram
EastCoaster
5 years ago
^ Perfect, Doc. Nicely played!

My favorite line uttered by Barbara Billingsley when speaking to her 1950s sitcom husband: "Ward, I think you were pretty hard on the Beaver last night..." (Youngsters, go ask your parents for the reference.)
Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
I guess we need more entries in the TUSCL glossary
gammanu95
5 years ago
Why didn't you just ask her what a slab was?
gammanu95
5 years ago
According to onlineslangdictionary.com, slabbin is to sag your pants. Maybe it was an opportunity for another retrograde ejaculation.
Icey
5 years ago
This is what I've been saying all along lmfao

The hoe basically offered her pussy for $50 worth of crack.... drugs get you more than cash.
Icey
5 years ago
a slab is $50 worth....
rh48hr
5 years ago
It's sounds like she grinded his dick between her butt cheeks and if he had some drugs she would let him fuck her. In the pussy or ass is not clear.

The first sentence made it out to believe he put on a condom to be able to fuck on the floor but I think it's safe to say whoever wrote that did not do well in English class.
san_jose_guy
5 years ago
Sounds like the kind of off the hook girl, just make it happen girl, that our strip clubs need. Sounds like an awesome club too.

SJG

Rolling Stones - Band Introductions w/ Lisa Fischer & Honky Tonk Women - 1995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im0wxTmL…

Lisa Fischer, Oakland 1994, but they hadn't learned to keep the camera on her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5MfBAwm…

This seems to be Lisa, the video is good, more widely viewed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvSgUH0W…
MackTruck
5 years ago
She wanted to fuck you with a strap on
MackTruck
5 years ago
She heard you wanted a lapdance from Ron Jeremy and was tryingnher best to oblige your fantasies
Clubber
5 years ago
Got dances. She offered sex for dollars.
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