A Real Life Clip Joint!

I went to an ex dancers house last week. She was running a real life clip joint out of her apartment! I walked in the door and she sat me down in a chair and took me for a spin. She literally spun the chair around and I went for a hell of a ride! My head was spinning like a MackTruck style and my hair growed down to my feet! Then she slapped me around with those huge flapper jack tiddys and Then she got to clipping! She got the electric fuzz choppers out and clippered my head! Then she got out the wax and stuck it in my ears and ripped more hairs out of my head. I thought for a second she caught the brainz with the wax but I was safe in the brainz department. I left there a little lighter and a head full of clippered off hair on the floor...

Dam haircut almost scalped me!

I bet RickyDugooder was thinking this thread was about the Baby Dolls in the Dallas