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Portland Mission

My friends in Portland keep telling me that Portland has more strip clubs per capita than any other major city ye they say out of all of those strip clubs you can't get any extras any where. I find that…

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What's your favorite "ism"?

In another recent post @Shadowcat posted an Obamacare/ACA joke. and @georgmicrodong posted this response: "Actually, the ACA is as much.fascist as socialist, if not more so. Fascism, more than socialism, has been the dominant trend in this country for a while…

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How do you get a club unlisted?

I sent Founder a message via the "Contact" link at bottom, but I wasn't sure if there's a way from the club page or not. A club that I used to visit long ago burned down about two or…

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New Profile Pics!

I was finally able to get some new pics added to my profile, for some reason it wasn't working for me for awhile. These are just some dancers I know in the Portland area, I had more girls I wanted…

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Letterman line

From last night's Late Show: "A New York strip club will not be showing Giants games any more because the dancers don't like to hear the customers booing. Right, hearing boos while you're working a pole for dollar bills could…

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OT but Apropos

Hostage taking in Blazing Saddles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upvZdVK913I

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

This club reminds me more of...

This club reminds me more of a crowded hole in the wall bar than a strip club. It's incredibly small and tight. The bar only seats maybe 15 people. After that it's standing room only.…

All Stars

San Antonio, Texas

Went here on a recent UFC...

Went here on a recent UFC night. There were some ladies that made my jaw bounce along the floor repeatedly. Just unbelievably hot. Most if the gals were really really REALLY attractive. Unfortunately, my luck…

Bottoms Up

Brooklyn, Illinois

[Adapted from notes I took the...

[Adapted from notes I took the day after a visit back in April.] Got there around 3am on a Friday night. Patted down and sent through a metal detector at the door. Paid $10 cover. 12-15…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

I went to the Downer on...

I went to the Downer on a Friday evening with my wife. We got to the club around 11:00PM. The parking lot was a mess. There was a limo bus blocking the…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Went on a Saturday night for...

Went on a Saturday night for 4 hours and found the place quite friendly, relaxing, and enjoyable. A mix of all ethnicity as well as different shapes and sizes. Bought a few drinks…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

This used to be my club...

This used to be my club of choice locally, but it has become my back up when the FLB inconsistent day and night roster doesn't cut it. I am always nicely entertained by Julianna and…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

This is a very great club...

This is a very great club for Orange County. I have been here multiple times. Tuesday nights are very crowded, due to all the specials that they have. I do not like crowds, so I…

Scandals

New York, New York

Haven't been to Secrets for over...

Haven't been to Secrets for over 6 months. Small renovations where small tables on the left we're replace with sofas. 6-8 girls on shift. No cover charge but $9 for a lousy Corona ? Large…

The Ball Gentleman's Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

The club has a lot of...

The club has a lot of potential but seems to not be capitalizing on the fact that knoxville needs a "classy" strip club. This club fits in with the other clubs in knoxville as being…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

I have been here multiple times....

I have been here multiple times. I typically do not spend much time here. The dancers are not fantastic, although the last time i was here I was pleasantly surprised by a beautiful…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

I was in the neighborhood for...

I was in the neighborhood for a birthday party, and by chance (luck?) I parked a block from this place. So on my way back, I've indulged in the temptation and got in -- or got…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Staying in Providence for awhile so...

Staying in Providence for awhile so will be visting several clubs. Visited Desire about 6:30 till 7:30 on a Tuesday. The length of time alone should tell you what I thought. Club…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

This club has been my top...

This club has been my top choice for quite some time now. Overall decent looking club, no beer but I'll take nude dancers over beer any day and pretty good looking girls. Some of them…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

I got ripped off by a...

I got ripped off by a veteran stripper named "Paige" here. She earns the veteran descriptor because, as she bragged to me, she has worked there for twelve years. She got the name of the…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Had a bizarre experience here recently,...

Had a bizarre experience here recently, followed by a horrible experience more recently. First, the bizarre: Met a pretty, young brunette. She was drunk, but seemed reasonably fine. I asked how she was doing. "Sad."…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

I have been hearing about all...

I have been hearing about all the construction of the new Shotgun Willie's and I went to check it out. Looks like the outside of the new building is moving along well. It is…

La Perla Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

Went in a couple of weeks...

Went in a couple of weeks ago for my first visit here, was surprised there was a feature dancer as they only charged $10. First off this place is a little too small even though…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went here on a Wednesday evening...

Went here on a Wednesday evening while on a conference in Vegas. Not your typical Vegas club, but that's what we were looking for. Girls were hit or miss, but there was definitely some real…

Lamplighter Lounge

St. Paul, Minnesota

Arrived here recently on a Wednesday...

Arrived here recently on a Wednesday night after watching an MLB baseball game, I'd say aside from staff there were about 10 of us customers in there at that time. Funny enough about half of…

Show Case Gentlemens Club

Huntsville, Alabama

Went late on a Thursday night....

Went late on a Thursday night. Looked like date night. More women, who were not dancers, in the club with guys than dancers. Place was packed. Not many dancers and didn't get a dance. If…

Wild Rose (was TNT Gentlemans Club)

Watertown, Wisconsin

Went with a bunch of buddies...

Went with a bunch of buddies to the TNT club.The club is in the middle of nowhere but well lit and a number of cars/guests.The atmosphere was decent.The club offers $20 open lap dances on…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

I wasn't impressed with this club...

I wasn't impressed with this club at all. It probably didn't help that I had just visited a club in Vegas, but even still this place was mediocre at best. The first lap dance I…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

First off, the main page for...

First off, the main page for this club has one wrong item. The daytime cover is free during the week before 7pm. That is a good thing. This club has the class and…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Stopped by during a late afternoon/early...

Stopped by during a late afternoon/early evening after landing at Detroit Metro. It was kind of quit with maybe six or seven dancers, it was hard to tell as most of them seemed to…

The Hawthorne Strip

Portland, Oregon

Hawthorne Strip is the epitome of...

Hawthorne Strip is the epitome of a neighborhood bar with the added attraction of attractive fun naked women! The facility is small, with one dance area and one (semi) private lap dance booth.…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

This strip club, like other Spearmint...

This strip club, like other Spearmint Rhino (SR) locations I've visited in SoCal, is among the most well-appointed and cleanest around. Tbere is ample surface lot parking. It is rare to find a…

Club Pro

Vaughan, Ontario

Im not really a strip club...

Im not really a strip club goer, but since i was out of my home town, i decided to go out on a wim. First off, the physical appearance of the club is great.. very…

Torch Lounge

South Bend, Indiana

We went thursday night before a...

We went thursday night before a weekend reunion with some friends in the area. This place hasn't changed much. The drinks were ok but the club was lacking when it came to selection…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Went on a Friday evening a...

Went on a Friday evening a few weeks ago. There were a decent number of girls there that night. Not a lot of stunners, but a few that were 7s or 8s.…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

The Cadillac is the same as...

The Cadillac is the same as always. Stopped by on a Wednesday evening from 7-11PM There were about 15 or so girls on. at least 3 were 7-8 range IMO. most were reasonable one should not have been on…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Stopped in last Thursday afternoon. The...

Stopped in last Thursday afternoon. The club wasn't to busy. There were about 7 customers and about 8/9 dancers. Most of the dancers were in the 6-7 range in appearance. I was waiting for a…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

I was in Baltimore and decided...

I was in Baltimore and decided to hang out after a game. I've been to this place before. It is $15 cover after 7pm. VIP is another $10 more if you…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Some buds and me were in...

Some buds and me were in New Orleans for a few days. We were hanging out on Bourbon Street. There are many clubs to choose from. As you walk along there are strippers in bikinis…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

I have been stopping here quite...

I have been stopping here quite a bit lately while travelling on I-95 in the area. I always stop late afternoon early in the week. This last time was about 4:00 on Monday. For some…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Have not been in a while...

Have not been in a while to this club but stopped by on my way home from a meeting and was very impressed. As a college student the lure of this place was attractive women…

Two O'Clock Club

Baltimore, Maryland

By far one of the most...

By far one of the most terrible clubs i've been to down on the block! I've been going down the block a while now & decided to try a different place this time. Wednesday nights…

Lookers Showclub

Syracuse, New York

As far as American strip clubs...

As far as American strip clubs go, Lookers is fairly liberal in their rules. Clean, nice looking dancers, and pricey private dances. Half hour $165. Got dance from a sweet looking gal, Raven. She was…

Bada Bing

Syracuse, New York

Bada Bing is a filthy dump....

Bada Bing is a filthy dump. If you seek a hole in the wall, with a dingy dirty decor this is the place for you. 6 girls working on a Tuesday, only one of which was…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Decided to try this place based...

Decided to try this place based only on the reviews here...was looking for a little more contact than what I've heard you can get at the DC clubs (all are full nude, no alcohol, no…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Got there late on Tuesday night;...

Got there late on Tuesday night; had to fight a lot of traffic due to construction nearby, detours, and a big concert had just let out of the arena nearby. Anyway, finally parked in…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

My wife and I visited on...

My wife and I visited on a Saturday night around 10pm. We called the number provided on the club's website to get the free Limo and admission and it worked out with no problems.…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Cheerleaders is large and comfortable. The...

Cheerleaders is large and comfortable. The bar is roomy, although it is a little weird to be so far from the stage, and I just don't get into wadding up bills and throwing them at…

City Lights

Fresno, California

Another business trip to Fresno brings...

Another business trip to Fresno brings me back to City Lights. Not much has changed in the past year nor in the past 20 or so I'm guessing. Well, maybe the one flat…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Been going here once every couple...

Been going here once every couple of months for the past few years and it's usually pretty solid. My last few visits were a bit lackluster though and the girls i used to go…

Kappa Men's Club

Kappa, Illinois

I was at Kappa last night...

I was at Kappa last night for the first time in a couple of months. There were about 6 dancers and at most 8 customers in the house. Being Tuesday, lap dances were…

Candy House Cabaret

Wynantskill, New York

Had recently moved to the area,...

Had recently moved to the area, and wanted to find a club to visit. Looked for reviews online, and found that this one had decent ratings so I decided to check it out with the…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

Been to this dive a few...

Been to this dive a few times and had a pretty good time with my group of guys. Dancers are not top notch quality but you can luck out with a nice sexy Latina…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

I went to Harem for the...

I went to Harem for the first time on 8/3 and I must say that me and my boyfriend had a blast!!! The girls wasn't my type of dancers but they were very fun!! I…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Hadn't been by for the day...

Hadn't been by for the day shift in a while so I stopped by Friday afternoon. There were 7 or 8 dancers on shift, only one I didn't recognize from previous visits. She was an…

California Girls

Anaheim, California

I was in the neighborhood, so...

I was in the neighborhood, so I decided to drop in. I hadn't been to California Girls in about a year, I was not that impressed the first time, but I decided to give…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Easy to find off of I91....

Easy to find off of I91. This club is the extension next door to Gold Club. No liquor on this side, just juice bar which allows for club to be a nude club. Girls tend…

Tycoons Executive Club

Detroit, Michigan

I stop by once every 6-8...

I stop by once every 6-8 months just to see if anything has changed. I didn't think it was possible to get any worse, but I was wrong. The club itself is nice. Small,…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

went in on a Monday afternoon...

went in on a Monday afternoon around 2 p.m.. Club was pretty empty which is always a better scenario. There were about it 8 to 10 dancers. All were very attractive very young and very…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

went in on a Monday afternoon...

went in on a Monday afternoon around 2 p.m.. Club was pretty empty which is always a better scenario. There were about it 8 to 10 dancers. All were very attractive very young and very…

Paradise City Uncensored

South Houston, Texas

I took a group of friends...

I took a group of friends there and we had a blast!! Wonderful environment, and great looking entertainers...not enough black girls, though. Great variety of music as well. There was a mixed crowd as well…

Secrets

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

We decided to stop by Secrets...

We decided to stop by Secrets after are round on Friday. The girls were average but very nice to talk with. We had a few beers and had to ask the dancers to start their…

Main Attraction

Camp Pendleton South, California

This is a great working class...

This is a great working class strip club, the only one I know of in the SOUTH OC North SD area. The drinks are cheap and service is amazing! The drink lady…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Went on a Tuesday night with...

Went on a Tuesday night with a group of 5 guys... arrived around 10p and stayed till almost 2a. A few things I liked: selection of music (club type), size of the…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

In town for business and went...

In town for business and went in late night. The parking lot was well lit and full. My first impression of the pkace was good. There were plenty of dancers around, most…

Stiletto Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Me and four of my buddies...

Me and four of my buddies visited this club on a Friday night. The place is BYOB, but there is a separate bar establishment literally connected to the club. As we checked in with…

Knockouts

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I was at downtown and went...

I was at downtown and went to visit Knockouts. I arrived around 7pm and there was no cover charged. Happy hour was still going on, so I got a couple PBRs for $2 each. The…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Happened to be in downtown Seattle...

Happened to be in downtown Seattle on business and had a free afternoon. What is a guy to do but go to a strip club right across from Pike Place Market. Have to…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

The B-team was playing today. Nothing...

The B-team was playing today. Nothing but B cups in the place. There were a couple of girls with size up top. Got a spirited dance from a white girl with a pair of well-done…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

My wife and I love this...

My wife and I love this club. We haven't been in a while, though that is not the fault of the club. It's just that it's a bit of a drive for us. We have…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

I’ve reviewed Booby Trap on several...

I’ve reviewed Booby Trap on several occasions and have had a good time there over the last couple of years. My last visit to BT was ~2 months ago and I wrote a review…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

I stopped by one of my...

I stopped by one of my favorite clubs for a little fun and was pleasantly surprised to find an old favorite back to work. Hadn't seen her for quite a while so we took some…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Club really isn't much of a...

Club really isn't much of a "dance" club. After the man behind bulletproof glass takes your $6 cover you enter into a sea of old stuffed armchairs surrounding small tables. Straight ahead is a small…

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, Illinois

Sure it's Deja Vu so you...

Sure it's Deja Vu so you know going in that you're gonna catch some fuglies ever once in a while. I'll tell you that the club is still in good shape, you're better off…

Cheetah Club

Glendale, Wisconsin

Do not I repeat do not...

Do not I repeat do not go to this club I went here last week Friday and was charged $10 at the door and received a ticket for $1 off an extremely over priced drink…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

I went to CR last Friday...

I went to CR last Friday at 2PM. Paid a couple dollars to get in. No VIP needed at CR. Unless you know something I don't. I go in and get…

Sheri's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

Sheri's can be a sneaky good...

Sheri's can be a sneaky good place to visit, especially on a night when a place like Treasures (within walking distance) is overwhelmed with bachelor parties. It's a bit of throwback, but like all Vegas…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

What can I say that hasn't...

What can I say that hasn't been said? When you walk in you are immediately struck with how nice it is inside. It has multiple stages on one side then a long stage at the…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

Went on a Wednesday evening after...

Went on a Wednesday evening after work. (Like 6pm). Sat through a round of dancers of which there seemed to be about 5. None was particularly great. All about a 6-7. After…

Chez Joey

Baltimore, Maryland

This place is on "the block"...

This place is on "the block" in Baltimore. For those of you who don't know the block is a street in Baltimore loaded with seedy, run-down strip joints and porn shops. As you…

Catwalk Club

New Haven, Connecticut

I live near the area and...

I live near the area and decided to stop in a couple times. It is in a very sketchy part in New Haven, and I'm always fearful of being robbed or something in the parking…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

Went to Dreams for the first...

Went to Dreams for the first time on Monday. Started at RP but there was only one dancer working so we decided to head down the road a bit. Glad we did...Dreams was awesome. It…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Came here after being dreadfully unimpressed...

Came here after being dreadfully unimpressed with Monarchs. Didn't know what to expect since it was already arounf 12:45pm and was told they close at 2am. Walk in and you can feel the energy buzzing.…

Pink Pony

Doral, Florida

The reviews of Pink Pony indicate...

The reviews of Pink Pony indicate there are goodies to be had at this club so I decided to drop in for the evening since I had an overnight layover passing through MIA on my…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

This club is definitely my favorite...

This club is definitely my favorite club of all the COI clubs. They don't overcharge on the cover and the drinks are reasonably priced the last time I went. $5 coverage and you keep the…

La Perla Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

First time at this club, it...

First time at this club, it was really small. The seating area is quite cramped. The club does have a couple big booths available for larger parties. The lighting needs to be reworked because anywhere…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

This is why one shouldn't overly...

This is why one shouldn't overly praise or pan a club on one visit. On Tuesday evening I went to CF and was very favorably impressed. The quality of the girls was…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Came here on a tuesday afternoon...

Came here on a tuesday afternoon and can't believe I have waited this long! This place is fking amazing! The girls were all very beautiful, and were eager to get to know me. I spent…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Found myself in Detroit and decided...

Found myself in Detroit and decided to head to my new favorite club but with a twist. I normally go to SCs alone but was traveling with a friend who also enjoys the club…

Staying One Step Ahead

I don't frequent strip clubs. It's something I'll do for a friend's bachelor party or if a buddy of mine has a milestone birthday, but generally speaking it's not my thing. It's just so hard to get over the fact that virtually nothing the girls say to you is remotely truthful. Sure, you may get honest tidbits here and there, but the ultimate purpose of a stripper is to get you to spend the most amount of money over the longest period of time. We all know this, although in the moment it's quite easy to forget. I went to a highly rated strip club in a major city last week, and met a girl there with the face of…

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How Many Schola ships have you paid 4 ?

I just.gave this one little spinna $7,983.82 just to suck, slurp and swalla my Dick Damn I got so much money growing weed in west virgina Fuck all y'all

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More "former" strippers file miinum wage claims.

Strippers work for tips—sometimes premium tips for premium, personalized services. This, the Nose knows. But though they work set shifts, are penalized for showing up late or otherwise failing to abide by club rules, and generally strip for only one…

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From Alucard: deogol & the Neuron

At least get the info you post correct Asshole. I'm NOT religious. And where did you read that I want to ban Strip Clubs? Hmm...??? Did your 1 neuron make it up? --- No, Alucard, I said that you are from…

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Stripper joke

An old man hears the doorbell ring on his 90th birthday. When he opens the door, he sees a beautiful young stripper in a tiny G-string and bra and a big pink ribbon. She says, "Your son hired…

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Finally some good looking prostitutes.

http://www.indystar.com/article/20131008/NEWS/310080035/Prosecutors-seek-convictions-bank-accounts-Northside-Indianapolis-prostitution-bust?nclick_check=1

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"you're a snaggle toothed bitch!”

OCTOBER 8--A stripper is facing an assault rap after she allegedly pummeled a male customer who turned down her repeated attempts to perform a lap dance inside a South Carolina club, cops report. Nicole Maxine Passmore, 25, was busted late last…

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Clermont Lounge (Atlanta)

Went to the Clermont Lounge last night (Monday night, very late) on the recommendation of a friend. I've also seen some buzz here about some folks considering going. I wasn't there long enough last night to do an actual TUSCL…

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A little political humor.

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to…

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New York Giants Kill the Strip Club Mood

A New York strip club will no longer show the Giants games on TV. http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2013/10/07/popular-manhattan-strip-club-pulls-the-plug-on-pathetic-giants/

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Decided to try the club on...

Decided to try the club on a historically slow tuesday day shift. Came in with the online coupon. paid $10 for the drinks. Usual annoying drink girl. However, I was pleasantly surprised at the unusually…

Hyde Cabaret

Tampa, Florida

This club might win the most...

This club might win the most underrated of the year award.. Everytime I've been it was free to get in.. dancer quality is decent. Mostly in the 6-8 range.. if youre looking for Mind quality…

Bottoms Up Club

Fayetteville, Arkansas

Been to all the strip club...

Been to all the strip club in Arkansas but this one so I decided to see if it was worth it. And it was. Got there with my GPS. It say on my right. I…

Night Moves

Bloomington, Indiana

All in all, I enjoyed myself...

All in all, I enjoyed myself and would good back. They keep girls cycling through the main stage pretty rapidly, which made for a lot of turn over, and difficulty getting attention for girls…

Kamasutra Club

Montréal, Quebec

We did a bachelor party in...

We did a bachelor party in Montreal a year back and far and away we enjoyed kama sutra the most of the three clubs we visited. The stage area is relatively small and cramped but there…

Red Rose Gentlemen's Club

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Thought I give this place another...

Thought I give this place another try. Still empty, you could count the customers on one hand. Pretty much one dancer per customer. At least tonight the club had a couple of…

Dream Girls

Denver, Colorado

Eh...Meh...and may I add...bleh. Ok let...

Eh...Meh...and may I add...bleh. Ok let me start off by saying that at time of writing (October 2013) their credit card machine is down so if you are going to go bring cash. Anywho, when…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

Visited this after a wedding with...

Visited this after a wedding with a few friends in suits. They were a bit shy about this type of stuff and for the first while we just sat around watching the dances. There was…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

I usually hit this spot on...

I usually hit this spot on Tuesdays after work and it's pretty great. It's right off the exit which makes it very convenient for when I want to get away from traffic for a while.…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Good news: plenty of new dancers...

Good news: plenty of new dancers it seemed like. I did not recognize any on this shift. Bad news: I would only rate them all about a 6 with one 7. A few other bad things.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Stopped by while I was in...

Stopped by while I was in the area for business, found the place on google and thought I'd give it a shot. It's BYOB which fortunately I knew going in, so I brought a six…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I had been there before and...

I had been there before and after a short day and a late flight, hoped over there to pass the time. They had a buffet going, which was pretty good., but not the reason I…

Club 7557

North Hills, California

This place has plenty of street...

This place has plenty of street parking as well as valet parking. Good security. Inside its a pretty big space. The bar is full service and the beers at least were reasonably priced. This may be the…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Came back to DVCOI after couple...

Came back to DVCOI after couple of months away. After my AFT left the club, I lost my urge to come to this club. I was bored at home and decided to visit the club…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

So I drive by this club...

So I drive by this club everyday on my way to work and finally decided to pop in with a guy friend of mine. Cover was cheap. $5 for my friend and the door guy…

Lipstixx

Tampa, Florida

I'm visiting the area and ran...

I'm visiting the area and ran across this place so I thought i would check it out. The club isn't bad how they have it set up but it's clear that you come here…

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

Normally visiting different establishments in Toronto,...

Normally visiting different establishments in Toronto, i decided while on vacation to check out a Montreal club. After asking friends and locals which are the best ones, the name Chez Paree came up quite often.…

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part time job

Been thanking about getting a part time job just to support my addiction to this hobby...what you boys thank ?

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Hallmark -- The Stripclub Collection

(Inspired by Staxwell) "The beautiful memories will live on, long after that burning sensation fades." "Congratulation on you boyfriend getting paroled." "My love for you is everlasting, as long as your income is." "I never had a moment's doubt, you'd win that fight in the…

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To Tootsie's Cabaret, Miami FL -- He's yours; RETURNS NOT ACCEPTED

STARGAZING Former Chief Larry Johnson is now a DJ at Miami strip club Tootsie's Cabaret October 7 BY LISA GUTIERREZ The Kansas City Star Been wondering what Larry Johnson is up to these days? Well, wonder no more. TMZ reports that the former Chiefs running…

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Road Head

I met a dancer and her boyfriend last week. I bought them lunch at a mall and he said he had some shopping to do. She told me she was broke and needed gas so we took her car and…

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Best Pizza

I was wishing pizza was served in my club and then thought what you guys think is the best pizza in the land. Out here we have a N.Y. Bronx pizzaria that seems to be a massive favorite.

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Ripping off a customer vs "Teaching him a lesson"?

So is the title of a SW thread. Must say the OP kind of made my blood boil – but it could just be SS from the SW OP. And must also say that what the OP describes although happens…

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How Do You Let Down A Favorite Without Pissing Her Off

Have a favorite that I'm just tired of getting dances from. I enjoy talking with her and would like to retain her friendship and certainly don't want her "poisoning the water" for me with the other girls in the…

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Speaking of shitty reviews (is this a shill?) ...

OK, guys, I am tempted to flag this review. I hate to be "that guy," but there is something so disingenuous about this review. Am I wrong? Pandora's Mens Club 10649 Harry Hines Blvd Dallas, Texas 75220 Reviewed on: October 6,…

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The Similarities Between A Hair Cut and A Strip Club ....

So I needed a haircut and my regular Barber was out-of-town on a cruise to Key West. I had a coupon to one of those Men's haircut salons and decided to try it out. The whole experience was…

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Report: New York Strip Club Won't Show Giants Games Because They're Too Depressi

The Giants are still winless, and New Yorkers are having a tough time dealing with the depression. Things are so bad, in fact, that one New York-area strip club won't be showing Giants games again anytime soon. Rick's Cabaret New York…

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Close your eyes or not?

When you are with a stripper and you are DFKing, do you close your eyes? How about when getting a blow job or fucking? I am pretty sure that mine are open during BBBJ or CFS but I'm not so sure…

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Another religious event coming up. say goodbye to all your Muslim employees.

I know many of you run a business or are apart of a business and business attracts all kinds of employees. Do you guys think business will be effected with the upcoming pilgrimage to Saudi Arabia with a buunch of…

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Is This Review Flag Worthy ?

To each their own and we all express ourselves in different ways – but I personally cannot see any value to the following review – can you? “… Came here on a Saturday with my military buddies. Hadn't been here since…

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off topic hot dreams with alien females or lucid dreams

Anyone have any ideas of what kind of fun you would like to do if you could alter your dreams however you like? Kind of like programming the Star Trek holodeck to create any fantasy you want.…

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Pour it up

What do you think of the song/vid? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehcVomMexkY

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Damn, can a girl go from 8.5 to 7.0 in one month?

Stopped by a club I go to occasionally. There was sweet 22Y0 brunette with fine body, not too fat and not too scrawny. I would give her an 8.5. Last night she was there and had put…

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Tatiana At Harem and Other Ramblings

Hey everyone. Been enjoying the outside weather and activities and have taken some time off from going to the clubs. Been pretty happy this summer with the OTC relationship I've developed with a personal favorite I met at…

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I Love You

I consider when a stripper that you have an active OTC relationship with (once per week) says "I love you" it's the beginning of a setup for more money. She couldn't really "love" you could she?

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NYC 2AMer

A 26-year-old man was arrested and charged in the shooting death of a South Jamaica resident near a Woodside strip club early Saturday, police said. Dwayne Johnson of Queens Village was charged with second-degree murder in the death of 25-year-old…

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Suck vs Fuck

I stopped by the Detroit P******** Club for lunch last week. I hoped I would see one of 3 favs, but they were not there. Eventually a dark-haired MILF with big natural boobs stopped by my table…

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Cuddling

I'm probably going to take a lot of crap for this, but oh well. On a recent visit to a club, they had a deal where you could go to a semi-VIP area (3 songs for $40- so about 10…

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What the hell to make of tonight? [long-ish]

I don't go to strip clubs a whole lot, so maybe this is stuff that happens normally and I don't know. I went to a club on Thursday night and enjoyed it so much, I went back tonight. (It's 2.5…

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Watered Down ?

w.r.t. dancer talent that is. Recently, and every now and then, there is a thread about the talent in SCs not being what it used to be. Down here in South Florida and in particular Miami-Dade county; there are a ton of…

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My unofficial Top Ten list

Papi's recent discussion thread on the top ten strip clubs kind of inspired this. I don't know about the rest of you, but dancer quality is way more important to me than value or atmosphere. From what I've seen on…

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World's Shortest Stripper

I was @ Tootsies (Miami) this afternoon watching a college football game. Tootsies being a major club often has features and they will put adverstisements on all the tables when there is an upcoming event (boxing match; feature; etc.). Today I saw…

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There was this broad...

...That I pretty much had sworn off. My last couple of rodeos with her were lackluster, all bluster. I happened to see this cutie pie plying her feminine wiles yesterday. She swooped down next to…

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Would you quit clubbing if prices increased?

One of my favorite Cleveland clubs (Hustler) increased their lap dances from $20 per song to $30. The club also increased their cut from $5 to $10. Also Christie's downtown has started to phase out their $20 dances in exchange…

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Who else recieved a "Send All",from Alucramp?

Nice to see I dropped to #25. My folks always told me I was a under achiever.

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Cocktails

I don't go to strip clubs for the drinks. But when I'm there I like to have a drink. Normally I have either straight liquor or some kind of mixed drink, but I don't get cocktails at strip clubs because…

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I think he was singing about a stripper

Send "Tainted Love" Ringtone to your cell Sometimes I feel I've got to run away I've got to get away From the pain you drive into the heart of me. The love we share seems to go nowhere And I've lost my light for I…

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How many is enough?

It is often said that every man's fantasy is to make it with two women at the same time and many of us have done it. I've done it with my ex wife and her girl friend and several times…

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Questions about Strippers

Q What did the cab driver say when the stripper tried to pay the fare by showing him her vagina? A Got anything smaller? Q What would happen if I raped a stripper? A You…

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My GAWD the number of posts has declined

Brother Juice has been either avoiding us or posting sedately as Brother Gucci... So where are all of the insightful trip reports and expositions on the proper way to club? Hmmm... C'mon Rick dude, you promised us insights is the trolling…

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Totally true story - Believe it of Don't!

An aging (45ish) and never that hot stripper was caught doing 65 mph in a 35 mph zone by a cop. She is driving a one-eyed AMC Hornet without a muffler. After stopping said stripper, the police offer approached the…

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Please wash your hands

So I go to my favorite club with hopes of spending time with one of my favs in VIP. Due to timing of each one us getting/giving dances from others, I am unable to hook up with my honey…

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Top 10 Strip Clubs In the World

Per Ask Men magazine: http://www.askmen.com/top_10/travel/strip-clubs.html

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Stars Who Used to be Strippers

http://www.hollyscoop.com/galleries/stars-who-used-be-strippers/2044521/

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The 25 Hottest Strippers on Instagram

Not much to it; but I thought I'd pass it along. Wonder if anyone may know any of the strippers by any chance? http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2013/03/the-25-hottest-strippers-on-instagram/

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Tampa anyone?

Heading to Tampa next week. Do you have any recomendations? And yes I've been looking at reviews. Just want your opinion. I'm looking for best quality/milage for the $$. Thanks

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Joke of the day

A man's wife is being tested for her sickness. The man asks the doc whats wrong with her. The doc says, "it's tricky, either alzheimers or HIV." The man says, "omg, what should I do?" The doc says, "next time you're driving home, let…

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4play

I love this at times more than the sex it self So the question is how many of you enjoy some good 4play aka a good fluffing before your OTC or ITC sex sections?

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Pregnant stripper

A pregnant stripper went to see her doctor. He asked her if she knew who the father was. She replied,"Gosh Doc, if you ate a can of beans, would you know which one made you fart?"

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Casper, WY 2AMer

Natrona County Sheriff Gus Holbrook has confirmed there was a homicide at approximately 12:30 a.m. today in the Racks Gentleman's Club parking lot. There is a suspect in custody. Natrona County Coroner Connie Jacobson said the victim was a male in…

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Ever gone on a stripper golf outing?

Estafor's comment about it being "Golf Lovers Day" reminded me of the many SC banners I've seen through the years advertising golf outings with strippers. Anybody ever gone on one of those? Are they all they're cracked up (pun intended)…

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[OT] A Couple of Good Pieces on the Shutdown

Here are a couple of good pieces on what is going on behind the scenes regarding the shutdown, and why it is mainly the Tea Partiers causing all the troubles - http://www.politico.com/story/2013/10/bad-blood-four-feuding-congressional-leaders-government-shutdown-97822.html?hp=f1 http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-10-04/why-republicans-shut-down-the-government.html Good tidbits like Reid wanted to send the country over…

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National Vodka Day

I just found out that today is National Vodka Day. For all of you vodka drinkers, have a good time. As for me, I'll toast y'all with a Guinness and Jameson.

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The Red Rope

While listening to Asa Akira and David Choe last night, they brought up "The Red Rope". The Red Rope is where a gal is suspended in air by a red rope, she is wound up, and she…

A Truly Bizarre SC Visit

A recent stop in Toronto before returning to my Alberta home base gave me the opportunity to spend some time with my Toronto sweetie. A brief retelling of my history with Toronto sweetie before I tell this latest story. Sweetie is a dancer at one of the Toronto area's UHM clubs, a club in one of Toronto's northern suburbs. I met her almost three years ago and since then have shared some happy vacation time with her in Hawaii and Europe. She has even spent a long weekend at Rancho farmerart in Alberta (not as successful as our vacations together). I see sweetie 2/3 times a year. She is an older woman (43), devastatingly attractive, with a lusty appetite for…

Things Learned: A Career of Strip-Clubbing

It is said that strip clubs are a world onto themselves. They are often thought of as something of a taboo, almost like a niche sub-culture that everyone knows about, but few openly discuss. And yet, they are a staple of the American sex industry, aside from the usual connotations of bachelor parties and expense accounts. Customers and dancers from all walks of life and with every possible motivation participate and interact with one another in this somewhat primitive game of extracting the most possible goods while simultaneously expending the least amount of effort. I've been visiting strip clubs in different parts of the country on and off for some time. During that period, I have had some memorable experiences, absolutely…

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"Milking the prostate".

Having just visited my urologist today, I got to wondering if anyone has ever gotten a stripper to do this procedure or would you? LOL. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQVtxviEkDQ

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Safe P4P

Who is safer: 1) A P4P stripper who does OTC with guys after dealing with them in the club a few times. (Do not count risk of beatdown or shanking from Duo, Kitty or StripperWeb strippers in dressing room.) 2) An…

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The Strip Club Industry Joins Ecommerce With Release of Reservation Software and

Gentlemen's Review releases online software for the strip club industry. With global internet sales topping $1 Trillion in 2012, the strip club industry looks to capitalize on the growing trend of mobile convenience with the release of reservation software specifically designed…

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Perfume Bomb

I've got a mildly interesting tidbit to pass the time. I was grocery shopping the other day, and a woman passed me going down the aisle the other way. Nothing particularly special about her. But she was wearing tremendous amount…

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Big vs. Small Spenders

What percentage of stripper income (including any OTC) comes from guys who spend more than $5000 a year on strippers. My wild guess is, maybe, 50%?

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This is funny

I was talking to a friend of mine who was at PP in Columbia, SC last night. He said he was talking with a stripper/dancer. On question she asked him was. Do you do any man scapeing down there? He…

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Silk Road Busted - Where Will Dancers Get Their Meds From Now?

Busted by carelessness of the creator; the FBI never did crack the encryption software. I'd guess half the dancers in my club use some kind of prescription drugs...and half of them (at least) are bought on the black market. I'm…

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Do clubs cause crime?

I stumbled across this article while on the Freakonomics site. There is some interesting food for thought even though the study fails to answer the chicken or egg question of which came first - the bad neighborhood or…

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Off Topic

Enter a single letter responses: The government shutdown is the fault of: A) The president B) Congress C) The Republicans D) The democrats The government shutdown has a _______ effect on me: A) Major B) Moderate C) Minimal D) None E) What shutdown?

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Stripper and Accomplices Bound, Beat and Robbed PL

"A 21-year-old Boca Raton woman met a man at a strip club, went to his Dania Beach apartment for a drink and then bound, beat and robbed him with the help of two accomplices, authorities said." http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/crime/fl-scarletts-gentlemens-club-robbery-20131002,0,6896191.story At least that didn't happen…

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JuiceCrew4Life

Love me hate me...juice and the crew is 4 Life So just remember next time your in the club and the club DJ says this next song is a special request and you here a juicy j or Gucci mane rap…

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St. Louis II

Y'all.. I'm going to St Louis soon.. Help me out guys!!! There like a million clubs (east of the river, of course). I don't know how to sort them out, I'm only there for 2-3 days. I went…