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Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

Haven't been to this club in...

Haven't been to this club in a very long time, but I was nearby and had some free time. Went in and had a few drinks. Beers are around $5 each. It was mostly dead…

The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

First let me say I have...

First let me say I have been coming to this club for at least 15 years. I used to check out other clubs outside the Baton Rouge city limits, and some in New Orleans,…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

This is my favorite club in...

This is my favorite club in Seattle. I went on a Saturday night when there was a special show going on and there was a guy outside the club distributing free passes to the club.…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Stopped here when I was passing...

Stopped here when I was passing through the area as it was the only place in town (that I could find). The location is VERY easy to find. Outside of the building looked nice enough…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Been here a few times so...

Been here a few times so decided to head out with a few friends. 15 cover plus mandatory drink($5 water) It is literally half and half as far as the girls some are outgoing and…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

The place is spacious and private...

The place is spacious and private lap dances are in curtained off areas so you get some privacy (unlike mons which is out in the open). There's a small fee to go in the…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, California

I checked out Hustler late on...

I checked out Hustler late on a Saturday night. Got there right before last call, paid the cover and headed in. After you walk down the stairs from the street into the main room there…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

I love this club! Every girl...

I love this club! Every girl I saw was gorgeous. And they are very friendly. They will sit with you for a minute or two, ask if you want a dance and if…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Just got back to the hotel...

Just got back to the hotel from my visit to California Girls. After a long day of travel with canceled and delayed flights coming from the Midwest I needed a diversion. I got to the…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Stopped by one evening when I...

Stopped by one evening when I had an hour or so to kill. I don't get out to the west side that often so I decided to stop into Roadhouse to see what it…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

I visited on a wendesday after...

I visited on a wendesday after midnight, there was 5 dollar cover charge, I went in pretty nice looking place, spacious, about 8 or 9 dancers working, there were a few that were quite attractive…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

This place doesnt change much, which...

This place doesnt change much, which can be good and bad. The building is very basic, nothing special. Bathroom still sucks , for those who care. They tiled the floor in the…

Roxy's

Rootstown, Ohio

A friend of mine told me...

A friend of mine told me to check this place out that it was a club with some extra featurches. I went in Nothing special, bar was dingy, the bar was emply, orderd a beer,…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

I had been to Diamond Dolls...

I had been to Diamond Dolls once before, maybe eight months ago, and wasn't that impressed. I had heard you could get extras there for cheap but the food was good. For some reason I…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

I was in South Florida for...

I was in South Florida for a few days, and I visited this club 4 times, either in the afternoon, or the early evening. This report describes all of these visits. Most of the visits…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

I happened to be in the...

I happened to be in the neighborhood so decided to check out this club. It has been a while since I was here. I noticed the club was rather packed with gals, few guys.…

Hurricane Betty's

Worcester, Massachusetts

First time going here. I was...

First time going here. I was disappointed with the talent. The lapdance area is pretty open and you get no privacy as the bouncer keeps pacing down the walkway to tell the patrons to keep…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

I had a good time on...

I had a good time on a Monday afternoon visit. The room was sparse which I like, although there was quite a crowd at the bar. I think the bartender is more popular than many…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Hadn't been in a while, so...

Hadn't been in a while, so thought I'd see if anything had changed for the better. In a word, no. This is perhaps the most disappointing club in Baltimore -- not the worst, but in…

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Stopped by this place after dropping...

Stopped by this place after dropping off my brother at lax. They usually have a fair assortment if hot girls here. I use the free admission pass from the website r a card they give…

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Definitely a good time. LATE NITE....

Definitely a good time. LATE NITE. You will be disappointed if you go too early. Whether you decide you want to stick with one girl or meet several. Sometimes I just want to meet several…

Tiffany's Dolls

Boardman, Ohio

OK, I will start with the...

OK, I will start with the positive. This is a nice club physically. Beautiful stage, nice bar, comfortable chairs, plush couches, fantastic lighting, great sound system. Everything a top notch big…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Traveled to Dayton for work and...

Traveled to Dayton for work and looked up local clubs and decided to try this one out. The place is the largest strip club I've been to with the most dancers on shift. They have…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

This is a small bar in...

This is a small bar in the middle of a quiet neighborhood. There was an older gentleman bartending. And about 4 other customers when I walked in. There was 3 dancers working 2 older spanish…

24 Karat Gold

Lackawanna, New York

went on a Friday night, had...

went on a Friday night, had two girls on my lap instantly. liberal back room, laid a fifty on my jock, tall trailer trash girl about 22 years old, from Lockport covered in tattoos…

Pink Pussycat Cabaret

Hialeah, Florida

I went to this place on...

I went to this place on a Tuesday around 10pm. There was a $5 cover and all drinks were 2 for 1 until 1 am. I figured I'd drop by and check things out before…

VIP Room PDX

Portland, Oregon

It was a while since I...

It was a while since I have been in the VIP and a friend of mine had been seeing Sxxxx and recommended her to me for a good time. On Monday afternoon she was…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

I stopped by here after a...

I stopped by here after a long hiatus, but as usual I left in a good mindset. In the evening, there is both a parking and an entrance fee at the door and the drinks…

Diamond Girls

Durham, North Carolina

This is a small club. Out...

This is a small club. Out away from things. I was in town for work. Girls here were easy to talk to. They didn't immediatly ask if you wanted a dance. They…

Blue Lagoon Spa

Mississauga, Ontario

My first visit to this massage...

My first visit to this massage Parlour, and I would repeat. Not very experienced to offer comparisons though… Place was tidy, friendly and with one girl present on the couch in reception area, and others…

Doll House

Atlanta, Georgia

I went to dollhouse some months...

I went to dollhouse some months ago and I had a good time there the girls are very nice and fun. There was this one girl on the pole that did things I have never…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

Went to my favorite club in...

Went to my favorite club in the Quad Cites with a buddy on Saturday night. They had approximately 10 girls working and nearly 25 customers before midnight. Half of the girls sat with their…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I've written about Bourbon Street before,...

I've written about Bourbon Street before, but I went back and the girls were way hotter than last time, and more diverse! Last time, I was blown away and this time I was blown away…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

As a white guy that drove...

As a white guy that drove by this place a million times on my way to work, I finally decided I give it a go. First off this is a predominantly a black bar. I…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Decided to stop in to visit...

Decided to stop in to visit Pussycat since i was on the Block and hadn't been in awhile. Grabbed a seat at the long bar and waited for a dancer to approach. Drinks were 2 for 1…

Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe

North Bellmore, New York

I live about 30 minutes away...

I live about 30 minutes away from this place and have stopped by from time to time. Some of the girls there are hot and some look not to great. Had some pretty good lap…

Skin Cabaret

Scottsdale, Arizona

first time was a month ago...

first time was a month ago and got addicted to this place. most of the girls are hot and also cool to hang with by the bar. JJ's the best. the bartenders, bouncers, valet…

Double D's Cabaret

Emporia, Kansas

I decided to stop by this...

I decided to stop by this club while I was in Emporia, I had heard of some people having some good luck here... I was not one of those people. When I got in…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

Back at the Dolphin 2 recently. Stageshow:...

Back at the Dolphin 2 recently. Stageshow: It probably has one of the lamest stageshows in all of Portland. The girls aren't allowed to make contact with you on stage, so on stage the girls just…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Stopped in on a chilly Friday...

Stopped in on a chilly Friday to warm up on an early evening. The club gets hopping more later, so early evening is a little more low key and less hustle. Had some…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

I visited Little Darlings the evening...

I visited Little Darlings the evening after Halloween, perhaps not the best day but oh well, and was quite disappointed by what I saw. The place is pretty tiny, with one floor level stage…

The Velvet Touch

Parma, Michigan

I drive by this place all...

I drive by this place all the time and decided to go in. Paid a $2 dollar cover to get in, but if you purchase something, that goes towards the price. After browsing the…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Had a free afternoon so I...

Had a free afternoon so I thought what better way to spend an afternoon. Nice club. Dancers vary from very friendly and nice to talk with to anything for a $$. Most shape…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Love this place! I was visiting...

Love this place! I was visiting Dallas for a conference so a couple of us stopped by to check the place out. All four of us got lap dances. There were a couple…

The Men's Club Flint

Flint, Michigan

Tuesday nights are usually pretty dead...but...

Tuesday nights are usually pretty dead...but they have been trying to drum up business with 2 dollar any drink in the house....It's a 5 dollar cover, and then any bottle beer, mixed drink, or shot…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Went by again to the best...

Went by again to the best club in town. $5 vip and no cover before 7 on weekdays. Small tip at front door gives you a little patdown. drink prices are very reasonable. overall on this…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

I've been here a few times...

I've been here a few times in the past, but it's a long drive for me so I don't go that often. It's a decent place, but to me it's not much different from others…

Long Branch Saloon

Tallulah, Louisiana

Visited on a Wednesday and the...

Visited on a Wednesday and the club was dead. In the middle of nowhere, and they do not go out of their way to make it any warmer. I'm sure they figure if…

Tropicana Club

Grand Island, Nebraska

The quality of the Tropicana ebbs...

The quality of the Tropicana ebbs and flows. It's changed management and ownership several times over the past decade or so that I've visited. The last few times I've been there I haven't…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

This hood bar has stools around...

This hood bar has stools around a bar and couch seating, with large tears held together by tape in some places, along one wall. A hot buffet looked appetizing and most people were eating. A…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

First stop at this club. A...

First stop at this club. A couple friendly dancers and one or two that seemed very clique with regular guests. Tried to private dances just to get a feel of the place.…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Have been a long time fan...

Have been a long time fan of HB'... Always a variety of new and old dancers. Not a big fan of only getting the 2 for $25 if I want a dance, but some of…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

I had never been to this...

I had never been to this club and decided to walk in one day. unfortunatly all that was there was an early 30s over weight girl. Thought to myself worst thing id get is a…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Have frequented the other large clubs...

Have frequented the other large clubs in Raleigh area, but this my first visit to CC. Very nice looking, well-lit building. I'm used to clubs in industrial areas, but this one it is…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Sunday afternoon, and the club wasn't...

Sunday afternoon, and the club wasn't very busy, so I expected dancers to come 'round for some dollar table dances, and a few did. There weren't very many girls on the floor, but the ones…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

Louies Has been my club of...

Louies Has been my club of choice the past year after 10 plus years of HB's. No cover, Full songs, $3 domestic beers, and an awesome grind from super easy going chicks. Kelly, April, Nikki,…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

The Blockist has been touring the...

The Blockist has been touring the Block in search of new adventures of late. A number of favorite dancers have moved on/moved out/moved up/moved over and it's time to make new contacts and explore new…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club a few times while coming back from work. No cover charges. So this review is a combined one of multiple visits during week days. Most of the visits were…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

There just aren't a lot of...

There just aren't a lot of clubs like the Spearmint Rhino. The quality of the girls is truly outstanding. Went here about 10 PM on a Monday night and it wasn't super crowded but…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Stopped in on a chilly evening....

Stopped in on a chilly evening. Place was pretty packed due to a featured celebrity dancer, a porn star I believe. This is a big selling point. Lots of variety is another. Place is pretty…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Had stopped by the Caddy in...

Had stopped by the Caddy in Providence Monday afternoon and there was one girl on stage, and no others in sight after 6 songs. So I decided to swing by Desire instead and am I…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I absolutely love Pandoras. My...

I absolutely love Pandoras. My favorite location in the Seattle area (without the glory days of the Everett Honey's or the "old" Ricks). The club is in a good central location, but parking…

Cabaret Topless Sports Bar and Show Girls

Cabo San Lucas, Baja California Sur

Cabaret is your best bet in...

Cabaret is your best bet in Cabo. Very convenient right across from McDonalds. It is not unusual that a local is hanging around outside looking for a friend to go in and buy a beer.…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

After leaving a bar at 2am...

After leaving a bar at 2am in HK, i stumbled into Private Eyes on my way back to my hotel - I had seen dudes handing out passes during the day but didn't really pay…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

My first time in a club...

My first time in a club like this in years. I showed up a little after they opened, and it took about 45 min for more clientele and performers to show up. The girls were…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

I'm a Hispanic male in my...

I'm a Hispanic male in my late 20's..walked in the club after 10pm..very crowded but plenty of girls to give you lapdances...at least 15 or more with a mixed nationality of women..a lot more Hispanic…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

I can't really recommend Minx, I...

I can't really recommend Minx, I got a strange vibe from this place. There was a big show of bouncers searching at the door, closely escorting you to the door, etc, whereas other…

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, Pennsylvania

This is an odd little titty...

This is an odd little titty bar off Rt 309. I say titty bar because it has more the quality of a neighborhood bar than a strip club. It's about the size of…

Pink 301

Orangeburg, South Carolina

A curious establishment. Looks like a...

A curious establishment. Looks like a club but it is too small. Been there a few times. When you walk in two half-dressed ladies will greet you. The front of the store is an x-rated…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Decided to head out to Gold...

Decided to head out to Gold Club Centerfolds on the first weekend of November to check out the feature porn star Christie Stevens dancing at the club. I had visited the club a month earlier…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Read other reviews for description of...

Read other reviews for description of the place. Nothing about that changes....EVER. I don't know if it is the alignment of the planets, or maybe the group of girls who are there on a…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Lots of existing reviews covering layout...

Lots of existing reviews covering layout (amazing). Perhaps not well known is that the food is fantastic. Great steak and a dancer I had hooked up with in past offered good company over lunch.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Haven't been here in a while...

Haven't been here in a while and this is really the only club I go to when I'm in Vegas. After several hours of playing craps at Cosmo we called the limo and 15…

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Exotic dancer found beaten to death in her Warren home

A Detroit area dancer was beaten to death. A sad story. http://www.macombdaily.com/general-news/20131208/exotic-dancer-found-beaten-to-death-in-her-warren-home

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More from Floriduh.

FORT WALTON BEACH – A man pushed chairs and people at a strip club, and was arrested on multiple charges, according to lawmen. The man, 42-year-old Danny Jay Sirmans of Fort Walton Beach, was at Sammy's Gentlemen's Club on Okaloosa…

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Defending Your Life

Great movie. One of the best parts is when, in Judgement City, Albert Brooks meets the guy who claims to have thought of the idea of putting "All" before "Nude Girls".

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Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus

I just got out of the hospital for emergency surgery on an abscess. I was there two days getting intravenous antibiotics. The culprit was methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA). Given the timing, and the location of the infection, I believe I picked…

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PUSSY LIPS !

do you prefer the tight and tucked or the spreadable flap ??

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Coitus Interuptus

Have you ever been interrupted in a private room. I was in a private room on a Friday night and was getting busy with a very hot dancer (over all a 9+) about half way through the session and the…

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And the beat goes on. And this bitch only worked 4 months.

Another Stripper Sues Stadium Club for Failure to Pay Wages Another day, another set of troubles for D.C.'s high end combination steakhouse/strip club, Stadium Club. Odella Somalia, an exotic dancer at the establishment, filed suit today against the club and its owners,…

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"My mouth is a magnet for your cock".

That was said to me yesterday in an attempt to get me into VIP. What other colorful ways has a stripper offered to perform felatio on you? BTW I got a better offer. Her pussy was a magnet.

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Young newlyweds celebrate at strip club after fulfilling dream of ‘killing som

This has to be the most disgusting strip-club-related story I've ever read. http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/12/08/young-newlyweds-celebrate-at-strip-club-after-fulfilling-dream-of-killing-someone-together/

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

Oh Boy. This club looks run...

Oh Boy. This club looks run down. I think its about to be closed down soon. The girls are topless on stage but the dances are bikini top. There is a Full bar and a…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

I had to stop in for...

I had to stop in for nostalgia sake. I had my first "lap dance" at Fritz Thats It when it was in Bellflower. What a let down. Although the new place is much much better…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Admission to the club is $15,...

Admission to the club is $15, at least it was for us, (we had a coupon from their website for half of admission at night.) As for the girls, it's very hit or miss, with…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Was in super-horny mode early on...

Was in super-horny mode early on a Saturday afternoon so I tossed a coin and decided to hit Flamingo, one of my favorite clubs. I haven’t been going there as regularly as I used to,…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I had a VIP coupon in...

I had a VIP coupon in my wallet for about a year. I decided to see if they would honor it and they did. It was a weekday so it was dead.…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

I hate to be the bearer...

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but this place was so dead when I last stopped in on 11/14 that I never thought to write about it. This use to be one…

Baby Dolls

Abilene, Texas

Went on a weeknight, and didn't...

Went on a weeknight, and didn't realize it was byob, and there is no place around to get booze. Was able to buy some off of some of the other patrons. Overall the…

Club Pink

Pompano Beach, Florida

I was on my way to...

I was on my way to another club and drove by Club Pink. It was about 7pm on a Friday evening. I had never been there before, so I stopped by. There was a guy…

AJ's

San Jose, California

Visited AJs on a Saturday night...

Visited AJs on a Saturday night with some friends. There's a $5 cover and it's a basic bar with bikini dancers. Center stage area has chairs where you can pay $10 to sit backwards on…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Had another visit to cheetahs, spent...

Had another visit to cheetahs, spent all night with a hot latina babe. Huge tits and a nice body, dances where good, good two way contact even got to play with the kitty =) Spent a lot…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

Recent Friday afternoon visit. First visit...

Recent Friday afternoon visit. First visit in two years; this time for day shift. No cover; ten dollar VIP entrance fee. Alcohol club. Didn’t partake. Maybe six ladies on duty. One AA who seemed out…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

This place is definitely better than...

This place is definitely better than most in Chicago. I got there and paid a Tuesday night discounted cover. I grabbed a beer and found a chair near the stage. I met a young skinny…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Arrived at the club around 9...

Arrived at the club around 9 PM. There was a $10 cover. I hung out at the bar for a little while. The dancers came for a tip walk after they danced on stage.…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I went to Blue Moon on...

I went to Blue Moon on Saturday December 7. There were a few new girls there. One of the new girls was decent looking and is someone that I would consider for future dances in…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Went there in the evening around...

Went there in the evening around 8pm. Light crowd to begin, but a lot of dancers. You can get free entry if you sign up on their webpage. The entire dinner menu is for free…

Chantilly Lace

Rockford, Illinois

Went on an off day for...

Went on an off day for them apparently, they only had three girls and they weren't the greatest looking. Super nice however. I have heard that they have a larger and far better lineup on…

B Confidential

Brisbane, Queensland

Good thing about B-Confidential is that...

Good thing about B-Confidential is that it opens at 12 noon so after having finished my business work early I reached the club at around 1 PM. Main door was not manned for any entry…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

I arrived with some of my...

I arrived with some of my friends shortly after midnight on a recent Friday night. Bouncers were cool, professional, but relaxed and made small talk. Paid the cover and went in. I found a good…

Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club Torrance

Torrance, California

Went to Spearmint yet again last...

Went to Spearmint yet again last week, to help celebrate Wednesday. Surprising number of 9s and 10s working midweek; hell, some of the talent was as good or better than what I'd seen on…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped by late Saturday night, The...

Stopped by late Saturday night, The Toy Chest is kind of in a shady neighborhood so we parked in the valet lot I think it was $5. When you walk in they have a coat…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I decided to come by on...

I decided to come by on a sunday evening even though I had heard this place could be pretty dead on these days. There weren't too many dancers when I got there and not too…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Arrived Friday about 1:30. Was doing...

Arrived Friday about 1:30. Was doing a three club tour, this my first stop. Free parking and entrance to club. The first thing I noticed was that I could see well. Afternoon lighting? Main floor…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

Double review for a Friday and...

Double review for a Friday and Sunday. No need to go over the club specifics. On Friday there were approximately 20 dancers. They appeared to be hanging with regulars though. I…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

Arrived at about 3:00 p.m. Parked...

Arrived at about 3:00 p.m. Parked myself for free. Club greeter was friendly. No cover. Walked straight to the main room, which looks cavernous. Main bar raised from main floor with courtesy railing. Several steps…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Cheetah was my 3rd club of...

Cheetah was my 3rd club of the afternoon. Parking lot was huge but pretty full. Parked, then paid $2 for the privilege of parking myself. No cover to get in at 5:00 p.m. Walked in…

Nite Life

Lexington, Kentucky

This club is a good value....

This club is a good value. Lately, it has added two for one beers for only $3.75 in the late afternoon and early evening. It has also continued its tradition of offering a lot of…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

Dropped by driving through town to...

Dropped by driving through town to beat be boredom of the road. Once you find the place it warms up to you. Kinda dumpy but it's not too run down and it was clean.…

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Tales from Stripperweb

"... this september i quit dancing for a guy …" https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?189401-How-to-be-ok-with-dancing-again

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Miami Clubs

I will be in Miami next month, what are the best high and extras mileage clubs?

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Don't You Just Hate It When...

...the girl you fell asleep with had eyebrows but when you awoke, they somehow mysteriously disappeared? What happened to your eyebrows, girl? Don't you just hate it when...

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New Articles

Not to be a mother hen again – but for those that read the articles and forget to check for new ones since they are published infrequently – there are a couple of new articles published today.

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An Awkward Moment LOL

From today's reviews: “…Two very nice black girls, both 8-9. Spent an hour with one in Champagne room doing DATY and FIV. Absolutely erotic. We built a fort in the corner, and nobody could see us. The manager came around just…

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Looking for suggestions?

I've only been to a few strip clubs over the past few years because I haven't found one I really enjoy. My experience is always tainted by the clubs atmosphere or lack thereof. I don't like to go to trashy…

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Australian Condom Ad

Love those Australians. http://www.brobible.com/life/article/australian-condom-ad-condoms-be-sold

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***Alucard DESTROYED on 2Sheds***

http://twosheds.com/clubBB/viewtopic.php?f=62&t=16429&start=15 "Well since you don't want to explain why, then I will, first, I wasn't the red head u expected, but I sent u an up to date photo with my dark hair...deedadee. I WAS slightly thicker, not fat by any…

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SPACE BOOBS!

So, if you had a ton of money and a space-oriented company, like Richard Branson or Elon Musk, would you dig putting a strip club in orbit? You get the hottest strippers and have 'me hang in your strip club/space…

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Temple Hills 2AMer

yay i just got robbed tonight :)... but seriously stay the fuck away from Harley Riders in Temple Hills the parking lot is not safe.Consider yourself warned.

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SippyCup

I don't know what all y'all think of SippyCup. My opinion of him is this. he is a cool & funny dude. And its great to have here on the board. KA BOOOOOOOOOOOOM SippyCup wins again!!!!!!

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Fun Fact of the Day

Why Sippy Cup loves Boobies: Did you know the licensing rights to the original "Sipster" sippy cup was sold by the inventor to Playtex. Playtex, as you know, was perhaps the most famous maker of undergarments for women of the Baby…

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Picking up a dancer

Just starting something for the sake of discussion, I have always wondered if one can customize his game for the dancer in the strip club environment. Obviously, the game that is tried and tested in the normal bar environment just…

Training Day at the AMP

It was an indubitably beautiful November afternoon when I made the decision to get a massage. My hamstrings were throbbing and my right arm was beat up from one too many armbars. I thought to myself, Slick, if you don't do something quick, then you're gonna be in worse shape later on this week and won't be able to be the man that you are. I can't let that happen. I have a reputation to uphold. So it was off to the AMP for me. I pulled into the parking lot at about 1:30 pm, Pacific Standard time. The lot was empty save for leaves and debris. I entered through…

Hong Kong Club: Part Deux in TJ

As promised, I returned to the HK Club in Tijuana (TJ) this past weekend and am happy to report my experiences. I drove up through Northern Mexico, crossed over in Mexicali, continued on to San Diego by car, parked on the American side and then walked across into TJ with an overnight duffle bag. I arrived at about 8pm on a Sunday night and checked into Las Cascadas Hotel (I made the reservation online), which is directly above the HK Club. Cascadas is where you take the chicas from the HK Club (and other clubs) to experience deeper carnal knowledge -- it's essentially the brothel part of the experience. I had requested a renovated room and was given one on the…

Liquid Lapdance Experiment & Tips

I discovered both the Liquid Lapdance product & the TUSCL discussion board last week while I was surfing the internet. I was inspired by the honest, detailed, and funny posts by the members of TUSCL to write an article about this new lap dance product. Also, I plan to write some informative reviews in the future about the strip clubs I visit in North Carolina. I purchased the Liquid Lapdance (3 Pack) on the Monday before thanksgiving and did not get to try them out until Black Friday. I came up with this experiment on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving after I finally got some free time away from all my extended family members. While all of my female family members…

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Prosthetics Instead of Implants

Ever seen the movie "A Dirty Shame"? http://www.themakeupgallery.info/various/breasts/shame.htm Makes me wonder if someday strippers may wear prosthetic boobs and butts along with the "prosthetic hair" (wigs). Obviously the "technology" has a long way to go to make…

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Stripper feet - To bare or not to bare

First off I gotta say I've never been into feet whatsoever. Matter of fact I believe sandals should be outlawed for women. And don't get me started on men in flip flops. Regardless, I frequent my local strip club to…

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Funny or Odd Club Names

This is kind of a stupid thread to start; but as I skim the daily reviews; I sometime chuckle at some of the club names. Came across one today that made me LOL – the name of the club is: Leave it…

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Feature Idea

Dancers carry paddle-type fans with their stage names on them, so even newbies know who they are. Somewhere in the club there is a counter with a dish for each dancer. Each dish starts out with 21 maraschino…

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***PRIVACY VIOLATORS*** get fucked and Die Badly and Slowly!!! LOL

Read Message My Messages | Sent Messages Date Sent: 12/08/13 2:42 AM To : Hard4Dancers From : Alucard Subject: {**} Message: "Preferably while he's being disrobed by his ATF for added shame." OBVIOUSLY, you either don't read very well or remember well or BOTH Asshole. LOL! delete…

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i love little titties

So small, so purkey, so hard, so flat god I love those small flat chested bitches

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im going to rob myself

I got so much money !

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My swag belongs on da'shortbus

I smoke out in my tourbus

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***Paying what you thought it was worth***

Normally I try to Negotiate everything up front with an unknown dancer but sometimes it just kills the mood and I'll dive in head first. I was pleasantly surprised on my last interaction at the club where I am VIP. After…

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December 7th, 1941...

I will be watching the film "Tora, Tora, Tora" this evening as I always do on Pearl Harbor Day. An IMPORTANT day in the history of the country.

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Jame's Moped

James has been working real hard at bagging groceries and 6months later and $300 big bucks spent look at my new bike ya'll

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Reality kicks in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrSKMh6r8iI

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The worlsd most popular drink is?

https://www.tuscl.net/de.php Anybody ever tried it?

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Underrated things in lapdances

I don't know about the rest of you, but during a lap dance when a dancer bites and licks my dick over the pants, that shit really turns me on. What are some things in lapdances that don't get talked about…

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Detroit raids?

What's going on in Detroit? Heard about raids, guys getting busted for having a dancers leg draped over his lap and such? Is there a crack down on extras since they've gone nude? (Pun intended). Visiting next…

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Oh my!

This was nearly a wet dream for me, and with culture, yet! http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=BOjOGKu3jTc&feature

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Yet another child left in the car at a strip club.

FORT MYERS, FL - A Cape Coral man was arrested after leaving an infant locked inside a car at a Fort Myers strip club parking lot. According to Fort Myers Police, an officer was flagged down around 10:36 p.m. due…

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Sex as Exercise

Research shows that sex qualifies as exercise. http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/12/05/sex-as-exercise/?src=recg I planned to take a 5 mile walk today, but instead I'm going to the strip club.

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Dancers: Sad Stories and Taking Advantage of Customers

I was at a club a few days ago and a dancer was telling me a sad story. She told me her dad was murdered a couple of weeks ago and it was tougher for her because she was just…

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profile pics?

hi guys, when i logged in a few days ago after a long absence i noticed my profile pics and a lot of other people's profile pics were gone. can someone tell me what happened? sorry, i'm sure there…

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Let the strippers roam free through the vast plains

I love the headline! http://www.mysask.com/portal/site/main/template.MAXIMIZE/?javax.portlet.tpst=355f021fb2c4aa1dcc97dc8688215ae8_ws_MX&javax.portlet.prp_355f021fb2c4aa1dcc97dc8688215ae8_viewID=content_item_detail&javax.portlet.prp_355f021fb2c4aa1dcc97dc8688215ae8_itemID=74448&javax.portlet.prp_355f021fb2c4aa1dcc97dc8688215ae8_contentID=YORKTON%20NEWS%20CONTENT%20MANAGER&javax.portlet.begCacheTok=com.vignette.cachetoken&javax.portlet.endCacheTok=com.vignette.cachetoken

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Advice of how much $ to take

Never been to a strip club where lap dances are available, but I plan to go soon. For those used to the SC scene, how much should I plan on bringing? Background on the club: $7 cover charge, no alcohols,…

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Best Time To End An OTC Arrangement

Good evening and morning to some. For those of us who have or have had OTC relationships with dancers, when do you think it's best to end your relationship? All good things must come to and…

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Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 33554432 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate

Inybody get this when trying to post a new picture ?

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tonight's WTF moment

So I went to a club last night. Saw a customer who was clearly the hottest girl in the place sitting at a table with a guy. She had on a little black dress that barely reached below her crotch…

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Off-Topic: Inspirational People You Want To Meet

So with the unfortunate death of Nelson Mandela, I lost yet another insperational freedom fighter I want to meet. For me, that's now three lost chances. Rosa Parks, Jean-Michael Basquiat and now Mandela. Right now I hope to get…

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Interesting

From Today's Reviews: “Went on a Thursday. Was bored and heard about a contest called "slap a bitch" in which 2 random people from the crowd slap the shit out of each other for money. I couldn't believe people did…

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Zipper Pain

I had a great trip to the club on Tuesday. Drunk as hell let loose lots of cash on my favorite gal. Then a friend of hers ask for a dance... things got hot and heavy and we…

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Fuck-Marry-Kill:The HA HA Edition

Good morning people. I hope that you're all ready for another episode of Fuck-Marry-Kill. Today, we will be looking at some comedians out there in HA HA Land. You're three lovely contestants are- Whitney Cummings http://photos.posh24.com/p/1543746/z/kristin_cavallari/whitney_cummings.jpg Amy Schumer http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0b/Amy_Schumer_by_Mario_Santor.jpg Natasha Leggero http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/57937/891925/Natasha_Leggero_177r.jpg Let the…

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Loss of a giant

All of us should take a few minutes to rue the passing of Nelson Mandela, one of the truly good and great men that have ever walked this earth. Never compromised with his oppressors. Endured 27 years of…

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10 reasons to eat at McDonalds

See my photos.

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AN INSANE REVIEW

review from many yrs ago from some asshole who is a friend of a friend. >>as our incredible story begins, spermy casanova (the sperminator) >>is spending yet another saturday night at his favorite stripclub. >>but on this most unusual night, fate will play…

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Finding a 3some

We're a happily married couple who wants to find another female to play with, but we're unsure of how to go about it. Bars don't seem the best way to meet someone, and some of the dating sites are a…

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Ratted Out

I was ratted out. Today I was sitting with my CF Muffy, a young blonde with big boobs. Out of nowhere, she says, "So you had sex with Candi." Candi is another stripper at the club. I said,…

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Another one of a kind review by this particular reviewer

https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=200669 A woman should know her place. At Flashdance International the women (i.e. dogs) understand this fully. I come to Flashdance International because i like to slum it. I'm looking for a woman that has known nothing but hard times. Child abuse, her husband…

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Money lesson learned the hard way

Hey y'all. After getting out of the sc life style. I became a patron. I drained my bank accounts & maxed out my visa card continently. Then one night a long while back. I needed gas to get home. I had…

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Ever gone to a club and gotten dances from your waitress

Up until July, I didn't even know this was a thing. Was at Twin Peaks (my new definition of heaven) for a UFC 162, met a guy there and I had a premonition that Chris Weidman would beat Anderson Silva.…

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Off to LA - sort of

Next month I'm heading to Ontario, California. I've been going over reviews here and other places on the web. I've wittled my list down to 3 posibilities: Bare n' Legal - Pomona Synn - COI Flamingo - Anaheim Does anyone have any feedback on…

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Tell Me to Go

My financial situation has not been great, but I've accumulated a little money in the bank, and am considering getting out of the house to a club today. I've really only been out a few times all this year. Give me…

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80 years ago Today...

Prohibition came to an end with the ratification of the Twenty-first Amendment, which repealed the Eighteenth Amendment which instituted Prohibition.

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Columbus / Dayton

Going to ohio for business next week and will have some afternoon - 6pm time to kill. One day in Dayton and one in Columbus ? Any high contact clubs ? Any still nude ? Thanks for the help J

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Nancy Grace Out At CNN?

Since Alucard started the whole "just in from CNN": http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/cnn-eyes-big-update-news-article-1.1536725 Most disgusting loudmouth out there. Unfortunately the article says Zucker plans to make CNN less about news and more about... Anthony Bordain shows? Christ, makes ya want to go to a strip club instead…

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MSNBC Fires Martin Bashir

Since Alucard started the whole "just in from CNN": http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/martin-bashir-out-at-msnbc_b204502 Makes me wonder what loser will replace him.

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Couldn't have happened to a nicer club.

When I used to live in Cleveland several years back, I had the misfortune of working at this place for a couple of months. Very surprised it took this long... http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2013/12/03/federal-lawsuit-shows-how-a-cleveland-strip-club-fleeces-money-from-its-dancers

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two favorites

I've been seeing my favorite dancer for almost a year. Nice woman,not sure I'd say "atf". We've got to know eachother pretty well (no vip or real extras though) Last few times I spent quite a bit on her…

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Just in from CNN...

In a short news item at 12 Noon CNN said that the Pope said he had been a Bouncer earlier in his life. I wonder where? This gives all Bouncers HOPE for upward mobility. LOL!

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Longest you can go without strip clubbing?

Right now what's the longest you can go without strip clubbing? For me it's 2 weeks. Usually what happens with me is I'll go once a week for a couple of months and then I'll get a little tired of it.…

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Licking Pussy in the Club

Guys I have some questions for you: would you ever go down on a stripper in a private dance? have you ever licked a stripper's pussy? have you ever licked multiple stripper's in an evening? Last night a customer came…

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SippyCup in TMZ!!!

Since it is now well known that our bud SippyCup is actually Charlie Sheen IRL, I wanted see if others had read his open letter to TMZ, where he says of his goddesses: “I've observed more nobility and honor in the…

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Austin area clubs!

I used to live in Austin for a couple of years. I got my first LD there at the Sugars uptown cabaret near Highland Mall and I ended up being one of the regulars at that place. Had some great…

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Huh, I guess it's a word afterall

Except for strippers and 16 year old girls on Facebook, I've never seen the word "conversate" used in standard English. But this morning, Mike Greenberg (of ESPN's 'Mike & Mike' morning show) used the word. Greenberg is a graduate of…

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Mons Venus - OTC experience

Hello All I will be making a road trip in Florida some time in March. The plan is to hit some of the Spring Break destinations like Daytona Beach and Miami. Since I am a SC aficionado and since I have…

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What happened to Jazz?

Were there not discussions started by some Jazz chick? Now they are gone. Or did I smoke too much?

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Christmas is coming . . .

Is it just me, or are there more dancers working in the pre-Christmas period? My theory is that dancer want to work more because they need extra cash for the Holidays. Or is it that the clubs put…

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Ever see one of your former favorites on the news working in her job she studied

I did tonight. I'm probably one of the few people who recognized her. She told me what she was studying so I knew what her future profession would be. I remember another favorite showed up one night…

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I FOUND A DIVE!

So, I was browsing backpage, just perusing the ladies to see who I could use in the future for some extended lap dances and such, and just because I like looking at hot women...when I found an at for a…

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Pale skin

What are your thoughts on pale girls? Do you guys have a preference between fair and tan skin on dancers or is it all pretty much white as far as your concerned? I'm very naturally pale but I'm paranoid about…

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Run away... run away

So in a recent discussion, Alucard posts: "Why didn't you just leave and find a place better suited to your situation? Or were you being STUBBORN and trying to prove a point?" Anyone ever notice that Alucard's answer to every problem is…

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Boner killers

So this girl, we'll call her MJ, auditioned the same night I did. We both got hired and work 2 of the same nights during the week. We were talking about average take-home and she said typically made less…

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In Georgia we go bare back.

Condomania.com, which claims to be America's first online condom store (who knew!), has decided to conduct its own very important, highly scientific study*. According to a press release, the website compiled condom sales data by state to find out which…

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The Unthinkable - Tip Retracts

So one day, for a homeboy's event, I and a couple of buddies went to a *ugh* NYC club. Bad day at work, so a good thing to let go of some steam. Unfortunately, like most manhattan clubs, the girlies…

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FFU

FFU = Favorite Fuck Up, also ATFFU. OK, I had a favorite for some time. Beautiful Colombian lady. He isn't around any longer, but vincemicheals knew her, and edak94 as well. Anyway, she took some time off a while ago, ostensibly…

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Ban Sharks

http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/02/us/hawaii-fatal-shark-attack/ This the 13th shark attack in Hawaii this year. People, something needs to be done. I don't know about y'all, but there is only one solution to the scourge of shark attacks...BAN ALL SHARKS!

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San Antonio 2AMer

The manager of a northeast side strip club was stabbed in an altercation with an unruly customer early this morning, 1200 WOAI news reports. Police were called to Rick's Cabaret at I-35 and Weidner on a report of a…