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Condomania.com, which claims to be America's first online condom store (who knew!), has decided to conduct its own very important, highly scientific study*. According to a press release, the website compiled condom sales data by state to find out which states bought a higher-than-average amount of larger-sized condoms.

The result? A list of all 50 states, “ordered by penis size”–and some surprising news for the Dakotas.

1.North Dakota

2.Rhode Island

3.South Dakota

4.District of Columbia

5.Massachusetts

6.Ohio

7.Arizona

8.Alabama

9.New York

10.South Carolina

11.Colorado

12.Maryland

13.Wisconsin

14.New Jersey

15.California

16.Florida

17.Connecticut

18.Virginia

19.Oregon

20.Pennsylvania

21.Washington

22.Tennessee

23.New Mexico

24.Iowa

25.Illinois

26.Louisiana

27.Vermont

28.Utah

29.Maine

30.Nebraska

31.Idaho

32.Kansas

33.Delaware

34.Michigan

35.Nevada

36.New Hampshire

37.Oklahoma

38.Montana

39.Minnesota

40.Kentucky

41.Texas

42.Indiana

43.West Virginia

44.Missouri

45.Alaska

46.North Carolina

47.Wyoming

48.Arkansas

49.Hawaii

50.Mississippi

Of course, since the Condomania data is based on what size condoms people are purchasing, the states at the top of the list may just have an impressive lack of self-awareness.

Also, this list is missing Georgia, leading us to conclude that there must be no penises in the state of Georgia. We've reached out to Condomania to confirm.

Read more: Average Penis Size by State, According to Condomania | TIME.com newsfeed.time.com

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Alucard

"states at the top of the list may just have an impressive lack of self-awareness"

Or out of touch with the reality of their own body.

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gawker

Being in the top 5 is an honor I guess. While I do need to buy the XL I recently learned that if I unroll them all the way they're way to long for me.

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mikeya02

Hey Aludowner, what are you, jealous? Guys with bigger dicks use bigger condoms. Your weirdo theories are out of touch with reality.

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thenumber10

I think RI is just that high because of the bulk rates the strippers here purchase them in.

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georgmicrodong

Huh, I guess all those extra small rubbers I buy online really bring Kentucky's average down...

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Alucard

Perhaps gmd.

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Ermita_Nights

Interesting how Mississippi is always last in any ranking of the States, whether it's per-capita income or penis size.

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zipman68

@Ermita_Nights_dude... Probably linked. I bet the KA-ray-ZEE Mississippi folk do something like dump plastic in their water supply. All the bisphenol A shrinks their wangs!

BTW, BPA containing resins have been banned from SippyCups. Now we have a poster named SippyCup. Coincidence? I think not!

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motorhead

"Interesting how Mississippi is always last in any ranking of the States, whether it's per-capita income or penis size."

They are also:

• the fattest (most obese) state

• the state with the lowest literacy rate

• named "the most religious" state

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sharkhunter

Ok, I'll only mention the top ten states I've lived in. NC is screwed now. Never lived there. lol

Maybe all the guys there didn't want to bother buying condoms. That would explain high pregnancy rates.

The county I lived in had one of the highest teen pregnancy rates in the country. Did anyone use a condom? Data might be flawed.

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SlickSpic

One things for certain, they didn't poll my people on this one. Condoms are to Latinos what Kryptonite is to Superman.

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Pablo Antonio

This survey is complete bullshit and doesn't even come close to accurate statistical analysis.

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Pablo Antonio

@ Slick, no we don't use condoms.

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