Condomania.com, which claims to be America's first online condom store (who knew!), has decided to conduct its own very important, highly scientific study*. According to a press release, the website compiled condom sales data by state to find out which states bought a higher-than-average amount of larger-sized condoms.
The result? A list of all 50 states, “ordered by penis sizeâ€â€“and some surprising news for the Dakotas. 1.North Dakota 2.Rhode Island 3.South Dakota 4.District of Columbia 5.Massachusetts 6.Ohio 7.Arizona 8.Alabama 9.New York 10.South Carolina 11.Colorado 12.Maryland 13.Wisconsin 14.New Jersey 15.California 16.Florida 17.Connecticut 18.Virginia 19.Oregon 20.Pennsylvania 21.Washington 22.Tennessee 23.New Mexico 24.Iowa 25.Illinois 26.Louisiana 27.Vermont 28.Utah 29.Maine 30.Nebraska 31.Idaho 32.Kansas 33.Delaware 34.Michigan 35.Nevada 36.New Hampshire 37.Oklahoma 38.Montana 39.Minnesota 40.Kentucky 41.Texas 42.Indiana 43.West Virginia 44.Missouri 45.Alaska 46.North Carolina 47.Wyoming 48.Arkansas 49.Hawaii 50.Mississippi
Of course, since the Condomania data is based on what size condoms people are purchasing, the states at the top of the list may just have an impressive lack of self-awareness.
Also, this list is missing Georgia, leading us to conclude that there must be no penises in the state of Georgia. We've reached out to Condomania to confirm.
Read more: Average Penis Size by State, According to Condomania | TIME.com newsfeed.time.com
"states at the top of the list may just have an impressive lack of self-awareness"
Or out of touch with the reality of their own body.