In Georgia we go bare back.

Condomania.com, which claims to be America's first online condom store (who knew!), has decided to conduct its own very important, highly scientific study*. According to a press release, the website compiled condom sales data by state to find out which states bought a higher-than-average amount of larger-sized condoms.
The result? A list of all 50 states, “ordered by penis sizeâ€â€“and some surprising news for the Dakotas.
1.North Dakota
2.Rhode Island
3.South Dakota
4.District of Columbia
5.Massachusetts
6.Ohio
7.Arizona
8.Alabama
9.New York
10.South Carolina
11.Colorado
12.Maryland
13.Wisconsin
14.New Jersey
15.California
16.Florida
17.Connecticut
18.Virginia
19.Oregon
20.Pennsylvania
21.Washington
22.Tennessee
23.New Mexico
24.Iowa
25.Illinois
26.Louisiana
27.Vermont
28.Utah
29.Maine
30.Nebraska
31.Idaho
32.Kansas
33.Delaware
34.Michigan
35.Nevada
36.New Hampshire
37.Oklahoma
38.Montana
39.Minnesota
40.Kentucky
41.Texas
42.Indiana
43.West Virginia
44.Missouri
45.Alaska
46.North Carolina
47.Wyoming
48.Arkansas
49.Hawaii
50.Mississippi
Of course, since the Condomania data is based on what size condoms people are purchasing, the states at the top of the list may just have an impressive lack of self-awareness.
Also, this list is missing Georgia, leading us to conclude that there must be no penises in the state of Georgia. We've reached out to Condomania to confirm.
Read more: Average Penis Size by State, According to Condomania | TIME.com newsfeed.time.com
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last comment"states at the top of the list may just have an impressive lack of self-awareness"
Or out of touch with the reality of their own body.
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Being in the top 5 is an honor I guess. While I do need to buy the XL I recently learned that if I unroll them all the way they're way to long for me.
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Hey Aludowner, what are you, jealous? Guys with bigger dicks use bigger condoms. Your weirdo theories are out of touch with reality.
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I think RI is just that high because of the bulk rates the strippers here purchase them in.
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Huh, I guess all those extra small rubbers I buy online really bring Kentucky's average down...
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Perhaps gmd.
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Interesting how Mississippi is always last in any ranking of the States, whether it's per-capita income or penis size.
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@Ermita_Nights_dude... Probably linked. I bet the KA-ray-ZEE Mississippi folk do something like dump plastic in their water supply. All the bisphenol A shrinks their wangs!
BTW, BPA containing resins have been banned from SippyCups. Now we have a poster named SippyCup. Coincidence? I think not!
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"Interesting how Mississippi is always last in any ranking of the States, whether it's per-capita income or penis size."
They are also:
• the fattest (most obese) state
• the state with the lowest literacy rate
• named "the most religious" state
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Ok, I'll only mention the top ten states I've lived in. NC is screwed now. Never lived there. lol
Maybe all the guys there didn't want to bother buying condoms. That would explain high pregnancy rates.
The county I lived in had one of the highest teen pregnancy rates in the country. Did anyone use a condom? Data might be flawed.
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One things for certain, they didn't poll my people on this one. Condoms are to Latinos what Kryptonite is to Superman.
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This survey is complete bullshit and doesn't even come close to accurate statistical analysis.
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@ Slick, no we don't use condoms.
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