I just got out of the hospital for emergency surgery on an abscess. I was there two days getting intravenous antibiotics. The culprit was methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA).
Given the timing, and the location of the infection, I believe I picked up this nasty bug from a seat in the lap dance room of one of Detroit's fine stripping establishments.
I am taking this as a sign from God, and giving up my strip club life. At least for now.


That is quite a coincidence. 3 weeks ago I had to go to urgent care due to an infected middle finger. I got an antibiotic shot in the ass and put on high doses of antibiotic pills. Had to go back the next day to see if I needed to go to the hospital. fortunately I did not. Got another shot in the ass. They took a culture of the pus and sent it to the lab. The report came back as the same thing that you reported.
Two more trips to urgent care and then they turned me over to my regular doctor. I saw him last Tuesday and the infection is gone but it will take another month or so for the skin and nail to regrow. I have no idea where I got it. Staph is everywhere. I must have had a tiny cut in that finger.