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Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

After a night of clubbing we...

After a night of clubbing we were going to go to OG's for some strip club action. However, we were stopped by a promoter from Treasures in the lobby of the Venetian and convinced us to…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

I visited this club not too...

I visited this club not too long ago on a Saturday night. I was in town for business and wanted to check this club out because I had never been to it. Since I am…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

I visited about 4P on a...

I visited about 4P on a monday afternoon. There were only a few cars in the parking lot. There were only 3 dancers that I saw and 3 customers including myself.I went to the bar…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Ahhh, Friday afternoon, how I missed...

Ahhh, Friday afternoon, how I missed this day. I got there about 2pm and sat right at the bar. Got my drink. I never take the free shot. The layout is known,…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Came here on Friday after work...

Came here on Friday after work to check out some titties. I had never been here before and some guys from work were down to check it out. We had some beers next…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

It's been a while since I've...

It's been a while since I've been to Desire and now I remember why. It's a nice place and some of the girls are hot but it is really hard to get anyone's attention…

Velvet Touch

Mt Morris Township, Michigan

I have been here twice. ...

I have been here twice. Both times in the private booth. 80$ gets you a totally nude show, they hand you a paper towel at the beginning, so there is not any guessing…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Stopped by on a Sunday Evening....

Stopped by on a Sunday Evening. There were far more dancers than customers. So, you have little to imagine that there will be quite a push from the dancers. there is no fixed price for…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Had some time to kill and...

Had some time to kill and decided to stop on by and check it out. Cheap entry I guess cause it was only 2 ish it was five dollar entry not bad I guess. Right…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

I was marooned in LA for...

I was marooned in LA for 1 night because of a late connecting flight so I took the opportunity to check this club out. Most of the clubs in LA are full nude but…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is one of the clubs...

This is one of the clubs i drive by every day to and from work, as i am not a big drinker i normally stick with the fully nude clubs but i needed a drink…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Same deal as I and previous...

Same deal as I and previous reviewers have posted. The day shift has been hit or miss lately, and I'm not a fan of that development. I went in to see Brooklyn, who has never…

Club Imperium

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Went in after midnight. OMG, what...

Went in after midnight. OMG, what a dirty hole in the wall. A very small place with draft beer that's free. Dancers were not particularly friendly. But haggard looking if you know what I mean.That…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is only the second strip...

This is only the second strip club that I have been to(first was sapphire in vegas). I was nervous since I went here alone. I was at mgm and told the hustler firl on the…

Centerfolds

Berlin, Connecticut

I went to Centerfolds on my...

I went to Centerfolds on my way through the area. I figured i would stop off for a drink and see what they had to offer. The first thing I noticed was 6 customers at…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Haven't reviewed in a while, so...

Haven't reviewed in a while, so here we go. After being a long time cheetah visitor, I decided to give the pink pony a try. I had so much fun. I spent the same as…

Too Much Temptation Gentlemen's Club

Gary, Indiana

Went here with my brother he...

Went here with my brother he told me this is is a better club than I go to its small to and its too dark outside and that's not good for me as I have…

Ace of Spades Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

So I didn't realize this club...

So I didn't realize this club had gone black . . . It used to be the Booby Trap, a nice, quiet, small place where you could go for a drink & a BJ &…

Flash Dancers

Tampa, Florida

Went on a Thurs evening and...

Went on a Thurs evening and the place was packed. Lots of people standing around and lots of girls in packs looking for the elusive dollar. There are alot of locals who hang…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

I've been here a few times...

I've been here a few times before and tend to really enjoy the dances. The fact that they are reasonably priced and you aren't skimped on the song length is a plus as well. I…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

I headed to Partners after a...

I headed to Partners after a trip to the casino. Had to offset my winnings somehow. The parking is limited and the bar gets very crowded. You are likely to park on…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I frequent the club on a...

I frequent the club on a regular basis. Overall it is a nice club. complaint to Dancers: Come and talk to the customers. I was in the club for two hours tipped several girls on…

Pleasure Island Club

Orange Lake, New York

I went in on a Saturday...

I went in on a Saturday after noon 4 or 5 pm 10 bucks to get in plus a drink 5 bucks more I sat at the stage and a super hot blond came on…

Solid Gold

Winnipeg, Manitoba

Very very different from an Ontario...

Very very different from an Ontario club if that's what your used to. In Winnipeg there is a lot of onstage tipping however you must place the bill on the stage and the dancer will…

Night Club Emmanuelle

Lima, Peru

There are "StripClubs" in Lima after...

There are "StripClubs" in Lima after a fashion. Maybe not what you are used to in the States or Europe, but they are called "nightclubs" here, and feature shows ( of a sort) where dancing…

Club Fantasy

Los Angeles, California

I went to this club few...

I went to this club few times in the past. I usually sit first 15 mins(opposite side where girls sit) to check out. If you go weekend, you won't see girls since they are already with…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

Harry O's never changes. Luana...

Harry O's never changes. Luana and Veronica are the only regulars worth looking at. Luana (less frequent than in the past) also is cordial even if you don't give her $; Veronica is…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Great club in an intimate space....

Great club in an intimate space. Definitely a place where the gorls are friendly and dances are pretty decently price. The 2nd bar was closed though because it was a Monday. I decided to stop by…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

My wife and I visit Follies...

My wife and I visit Follies an average of four times a month. We like the location of the club, it is very accessible from I85 north or south, or coming from I285.…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

Pretty much as everyone else has...

Pretty much as everyone else has described it so I will not bore with those details. I have been to this club several times and dancer quality varies. It has always had a local watering…

The Paper Moon

Little Rock, Arkansas

This club is not easy to...

This club is not easy to locate in Little Rock as it is on the west side, well away from the airport, and the layout inside was not much better. There is a central bar…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

I do not recommend this place...

I do not recommend this place to anyone. I went in and sat down to bar had a drink. Young chick probably 21 said hello. She was sitting in her bra and panties. I attempted…

Krystal Cabaret

Portsmouth, Virginia

Haven't been in here in almost...

Haven't been in here in almost 8 years, but everything is pretty much the same as it was. $7 to enter, $10 per topless lap dance, $2 per song or 4 songs for $5 to…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Recently visited Admiral club on a...

Recently visited Admiral club on a Friday night for a bachelor party. Cover was a bit expensive, but the cheap dance prices made up for it. 10$ for a dance at your table in front…

Moments Gentlemen's Club

Pasadena, Texas

So I stopped in last month...

So I stopped in last month while on business. The club has a hostess that sits you down and gets you your drinks, only a custom to this in one other higher end type club.…

Upper Brass

Toronto, Ontario

Decided to go here with a...

Decided to go here with a couple of buddies after a work xmas party. Arrived around 11:00pm. Got seated ordered an over priced beer $11.The inside decor is nothing to write home about and lookls…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

After reading some of the recent...

After reading some of the recent great reviews I decided to give Synn a try. The club itself is nice looking, $15 at the door which includes a drink. Big stage on one end with…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

My second visit to Club Desire...

My second visit to Club Desire was as enjoyable as my first, but this time I had more time to evaluate more critically. First of all, the club is as as nice as everyone…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

stopped in at...

stopped in at 8 pm just as day shift leaving and night shift rolling in. parking is free with someone watching the lot, no tipping required. entrance $10 and mandatory non…

Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge

Farmingdale, New York

Went into the club on a...

Went into the club on a dead night. You go left to get to the strip club, straight for the shop. There was about 7 girls there so it was a pretty good amount. A large…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

I have a week stay at...

I have a week stay at a Timeshare in Pompano every year and frequent this club quite often. I went 4 times last week while I was in town. The free lunch is…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

I was stopped for the night...

I was stopped for the night in Des Moines by freezing rain, so I thought I would pay the Minx another visit. I called to make sure they were open, and they assured me…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

On a Thursday night there were...

On a Thursday night there were so many dancers that I was there for at least 2 hours without seeing the entire rotation on stage. A few girls mention that there had been a…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Haven't visited BE in many months...

Haven't visited BE in many months and decided to stop in last week. Place is decorated with holiday lights all over. Were probably 10 dancers at about 9:00 on a weeknight, with a…

Glamour Girls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Stopped by this club as on...

Stopped by this club as on a whim. I went in and there were about 11 girls on staff and most were friendly. I really enjoyed that the dancers weren't that aggressive and trying to…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

Bad ass bar tom is a...

Bad ass bar tom is a great guy. Good owner girls are nice and very pretty I can't wait to go back and hang out with my girls foxy and Aiden ... You know your…

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

Ok here this goes centerfold .......

Ok here this goes centerfold .... I know this club really well ... Alex is the manager on days .... He can be the life of the party.... Really nice girls there ... I'm in…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

In town waiting for a lunch...

In town waiting for a lunch meeting and decided to wonder Bourbon Street in the afternoon. Quite a different scene than 2:00am! The club was quiet, about 3-4 customers only. Dancers…

Lamplighter Lounge

El Paso, Texas

Stopped by the Lamp one afternoon...

Stopped by the Lamp one afternoon because I had never been and decided to check it out. It was about 6:00 on a Tuesday and there were 3 girls working, pretty soon 2 more…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

It had been a long time...

It had been a long time and I needed some Bogarts lovin' and so I decided to stop by on the way home. The place has not changed in the basics which are: -3 stages…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

I've been in the Inver Grove...

I've been in the Inver Grove Heights area to work for the past few months and have really enjoyed this spot. The club is clean, with friendly staff, good beer selection, nice facilities, and…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

I was stuck in Detroit due...

I was stuck in Detroit due to the snow storm and decided to come visit that night. My friend and I used to frequent BTs and Coliseum but due to weather, PH was closer. Valet…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

I stopped by Dancers last week....

I stopped by Dancers last week. Still an excellent club plenty of well lit safe parking,and probably the largest club in Indy. It is reasonably clean and the high ceilings (think warehouse) give an open…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped by the club at around...

Stopped by the club at around 7:00 pm. I hadn't been to the club in a few years, so didn't know what to expect. The layout is a little different, but the dancer quality…

Joy of Houston

Houston, Texas

Decided to visit this club on...

Decided to visit this club on a saturday night.. Parking was free and entry fee around $10.. The club is fair sized but not too large.. There were few dancers but most were spending time…

Discotheque Lounge

Agusta, Georgia

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a Friday after midnight. The clientele consisted of mixed races ranging from black to white with a few females tipping the dancers on stage. Most dancers were sexy with one…

Harper's

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

First of all, the name has...

First of all, the name has been changed to Harper's. Arrived on a Tuesday night, which is of course, typically slow. It was only 8:00 and in walks this gorgeous black girl, who…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

For a Rhino club, this place...

For a Rhino club, this place is just like all the others in the LA area (decent decor, very dark, clean bathrooms, and good looking women). You still have to pay the typical Rhino…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

The Reef was okay. There...

The Reef was okay. There were a ton of dancers. Some relatively hot ones. About two really hot blondes, one smokin' black chick and a couple really nice looking latinas. The…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Visited the famous Penthouse recently on...

Visited the famous Penthouse recently on day shift with two friends. The club was evenly matched with dancers and patrons, so we had no trouble getting company at our table. I was approached…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

This was my second time to...

This was my second time to this strip club. The only reason I went was because I saw a free cover coupon on their site. I saw 10-13 females ages 21-30 looking and they were…

Gold Rush Cabaret

Miami, Florida

This club is fantastic if you...

This club is fantastic if you have money to blow. It has everything that anyone could want from a club honestly. We ended up going 4 days in a row. If your interested in going here…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

Took a friend of mine who...

Took a friend of mine who had never been. Each of us had a couple dances, and enjoyed the scenery. The layout of the club was conducive to getting some sights of everything going on.…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

You never know what you're going...

You never know what you're going to get when you walk in this place. Tonight though was a hit. About 8-10 dancers were working, and an unusual number of them were above average…

Annie's Saloon

Astoria, Oregon

First, the setup: when you walk...

First, the setup: when you walk into Annie's you will see a pool table to the right of the door. Beyond the pool table to the right is a smaller room where private dances are…

Dream Palace

Tempe, Arizona

Another worst place in AZ I...

Another worst place in AZ I had the pleasure on finding. They are not nude that's bs if anything topless. They do get full nude in the private rooms. Well I went around 1pm after…

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

One of the best places I've...

One of the best places I've been to in the L.A. area. The prices are cheap and what you get. I was there last year around September and this time was in October 31 around…

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Nice big stripclub and the females...

Nice big stripclub and the females look alright too. From the 15 that I saw I only liked 4 girls like model status..I got free passes so me and my friends went after a nightclub.…

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Cup sizes

Ever notice the vast difference between the way men's and women's clothes are measured? Men's shirts are measured with precise inches and length: collar size and arm length. Jeans and slacks are measured by waist size and inseam.…

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Juice !

Juice ! Juice ! Juice !

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More from Portland. OR.

PORTLAND -- A stabbing was reported outside a Portland strip club early Monday morning, but the victim has not been located, police said. Police were called just after 1:30 a.m. to the report of a fight and stabbing outside Sassy's Bar…

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Best clubs in Akron

It has been several years since I have clubbed in Akron OH which clubs are the best.

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More FloriDUH

Feeling under the weather today so I'm screwin' 'round the net. Thought I'd look for nekkid chick related FloriDUH incidents. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/23/don-a-samuelson_n_3976664.html Gator Vet school prof uses camera pen to get up skirts and down blouses. Dumbass. Tenure doesn't protect your job…

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DATY in VIP

anyone eat stripper pussy in VIP. done it a couple of times with ATF after she gave me a BBBJ. always made sure that I was the first VIP visit of the day for her.

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Vibrating Bullets

Saw on SW, that a few guys have worn vibrating bullets and turned them on during lap dances. I'm sure this has to be a surprise for the girl. Has anyone done this? How did it go?

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Playhouse Romulus Opening?

I just got off the phone with the PlayHouse-Romulus-Michigan (number off website) and "he" said they were planning on opening this Friday 12/20.Does any one have any opinions on hitting a club in the first…

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Harvard Bombs!!!

They must make those bombs illegal! They need to start putting up "Bomb Free Zone" signs!

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[OT: Football] Question for RickyBoy

I didn't catch it yesterday. What was the final score in the Seahawks versus Giants game?

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The Tube Top

Ladies and gentlemen, today's topic of discussion is The Tube Top. Under optimal conditions, the Tube Top is an amazing and accentuating piece of cloth. Under not so optimal conditions, the Tube Top is just a top. It takes…

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RIP: Tom Laughlin (Billy Jack)

About a year ago, we had a Billy Jack I suppose it hindsight, it wasn't a gear movie, but I was young and I loved it. Instead of rewriting what I write before, here is the link https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=19830

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Bot or Tard?

My contined exchange with camcam21... Cool. North Carolina. I'd invite you to join me but you probably don't want to be on the wrong end of a d'k tahg. There is a high likelihood of that if you come to Qo'noS. --Original…

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Michigan 4AMer

So, my phone rings at 4am and I get a text from ATF Lite. She says, "I love you from the bottom of my heart" What should I think about.this? a) It's 10 days before Christmas and it's time to do some…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not impressed with this club. The...

Not impressed with this club. The girls are just meh and it's expensive. Saving grace is good food. Surprisingly good steak. I'd also recommend the shrimp scampi appetizer. We got the crab cakes as another…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

The prior reviews are pretty dead...

The prior reviews are pretty dead on. Place is dark but that is part of the allure. I hadn't been here for about a year. Paid the money and went it.…

Club Allure Chicago

Bellwood, Illinois

When you pull up the place...

When you pull up the place looks amazing. I had high hopes. I went on Friday 12/13/2013. After paying $6 for valet parking and $10 to get in we were lead to…

Thee Original DollHouse

Orlando, Florida

Visited this place for the first...

Visited this place for the first time in couple of years. It's now owned by the guy that used to own Rachel's in Casselberry. They have done some good work in remodeling the place. A new bar with…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

I've gone here a couple times...

I've gone here a couple times on my way home from work, and I've had a decent time each time. I've only seen the play during and post renovation and not before so I…

Sharky's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Pretty good club for the area,...

Pretty good club for the area, I came here after things were too quiet at Peppermint Rabbit and Mickeys. The place has multiple levels which contains three rooms, the main entry, smoking lounge, and upstairs…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

The club is located in a...

The club is located in a good part of town; very safe and open, on buford highway. I went with a group of friends for a bachelor party on a Friday night. There is valet…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Visited with some friends after a...

Visited with some friends after a recent Eagles game. The friends were from out of town and I built the place up pretty good since they were also business associates and had never been to…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Second visit here with the mindset...

Second visit here with the mindset of hopefully having a better experience. Physically the club seems regular to me. The outside is plain and theres nothing special about the inside. The beers were about 5…

Paramount Club

New Westminster, British Columbia

Decided to pay a visit to...

Decided to pay a visit to Paramount again paid the 10 entrance fees and bought a watered down soft drink. Show started at 8pm and within minutes I was joined by a lovely girl offering…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

I went expecting the dancers to...

I went expecting the dancers to be all decked out in black, being Friday the 13th. A few of them took the hint and were dressed either in black outfits or had black stockings, or…

Pure Platinum

Sydney, New South Wales

Hands down the best club in...

Hands down the best club in Sydney. Three stages are in use on busy nights (smaller ones shut midweek) and a number of private rooms including a shower room. Girls a mix of ethnicities and…

Centerfolds

Seattle, Washington

I was on a hunt for...

I was on a hunt for a quick show. Walked into Centerfolds. $15 to get in. It included a soda. Its a Friday night. About 7pm. ONLY ONE DANCER!!! WTF? On a Friday night. She…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Been a long time between visits...

Been a long time between visits here and since it's my first during the day time I thought it'd share. Free parking, no valet. 10 admission at 4pm, a bit steep. One mandatory…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

I decided to check this place...

I decided to check this place out after a days worth of gambling at the Isle. You've to pay the guy $1 in the parking lot before you can get in, which is $1…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Way back when, I used to...

Way back when, I used to choose between going to Lido's or going to the Inner Room. This was back from 1996-2000 when I lived down there in that area. Dances where cheap,…

The Library Gentleman's Club

Redlands, California

This club appears to have changed...

This club appears to have changed it's name and ownership. I was planning on making my first trip there, but when I got there it was clearly a different club. It is now…

Set-It-Off Go Go Bar

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Went here during the week just...

Went here during the week just after work. This place is still my go to spot. The standard crew of girls are starting to remember me and give me hugs when I arrive. I'm bad…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Second time stopping in and I...

Second time stopping in and I just wasn't feeling it. Thankfully there was a good football games on TV because the girls were so-so. Don't get me wrong, there are some hot women there (no…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I have to say this club...

I have to say this club beat quite a few of my experiences at the other places. I had visited this before but never stayed long. This time, I had time and money and plentiful…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

EI stands for Ebony Inn. That...

EI stands for Ebony Inn. That accurately describes all but one dancer and most of the customers. There are a few white customers and I've seen just one Asian customer. I'm an old white guy…

New Green Frog

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Not sure if I'll be back!...

Not sure if I'll be back! Had a lap dance and instead of dancing she pretty much talked about how her ex was a deadbeat and that her little girl will go another weekend without…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Came here on a Tuesday afternoon....

Came here on a Tuesday afternoon. I see that some reviews note the neighborhood is a little low-rent. I suppose so, but there is nothing to be afraid of walking from the parking lot to…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Playhouse has always been one of...

Playhouse has always been one of my ATF's for several years. Located next to the Honda dealership on 130, the building itself is quite aged. After the $20 fee, you will walk into a space…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Dropped in Sunday afternoon. The...

Dropped in Sunday afternoon. The place was dead, 5 dancers and less customers. This was probably due to the Seahawks game. Janika was there but Anna was missing. Strange since she…

Bada Bing

Simpson Bay, Sint Maarten

I was...

I was just recently here. You walk in and have the stage in front of you, about 10 couches to your left, and the bar area to the right. Most women…

Jill's Lounge And Gentlemens Club

Valley Grove, West Virginia

I went in after work. Got...

I went in after work. Got some dances from Tyler. She really is hot. We of course had a bottle of champagne, cost was 100 dollars. The girl makes money from this and it took…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

This has been one of the...

This has been one of the most fun strip clubs I've ever been to, and YES I remember even though I got wasted. We went on Vacation to San Antonio Nov. 2013 (I know late, barely…

The Diamond Lodge

Rootstown, Ohio

As you're driving to Diamond Lounge...

As you're driving to Diamond Lounge you might wonder if you're heading the right way. I wouldn't say it's the most rural place I've ever seen but it's darn close. There's a long driveway leading up…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

I am remiss on this review...

I am remiss on this review which was for a visit last month. I was in LV for a few days and visited my favorite clubs. Sam's is on the top of my list.…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I am remiss on this review...

I am remiss on this review which was for a visit last month. I was in LV for a few days and visited my favorite clubs. Cheetahs is on the top of my list.…

Mavericks

Cape Town, South Africa

Horrible Experience! This club is over-rated!...

Horrible Experience! This club is over-rated! First, the club is located in the hood, in the six district. They do have some pretty girls but I think most of them are illegal immigrants,…

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Things not to say during a lap dance

Dancer: You seem like nice, quiet guy. Me: Yeah mostly, but I can be full of surprises. (long pause) Me: Sorry, I guess that's not the best thing to say when you've got your hand on somebody's butt.

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Gen Y vs. Gen X vs. Baby Boombers strippers.

Since I've frequented strip clubs for 30 years, I think I can speak authoritatively on dancer quality through those years. Now though I'm a baby boomer myself, I have to admit that Gen X women were far and away…

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Step Aside rickdugan! Here is an Even Better System!

Hi, everyone, it's me jester214 (or as Dugly very disrespectfully calls me "the jestie-girl". Fuck that loser.) Anyway, I have the greatest admiration for rickdugan and not just because of how he really puts Dugly in line but also because…

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I Admit It; I'm an Impotent Faggot

Yes, I know I made so much noise before about how I was going to run all the trolls of TUSCL but I was accused of accomplishing nothing. But, come on, let's get real. I did accomplish something. I made…

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Don't you hate it when you have so many favorites in a club, you leave some hot

Happened to me last night. It was late and I was getting tired. Happened after maybe a dozen dances from multiple dancers. The last girl who asked me I would have gotten a couple dances from her…

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Nobel Peace Prize

Since we are talking the Heisman Trophy in another thread, I am wondering if the Nobel Prize has been sullied by Obama (four wars since winning it) and the rest of the ilk (Gore with his global warming lies, A…

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I see the nigger and the queer are hard at it this morning.

Even the numbnuts Zipman has joined in. And Juice did another bull shit review. Tumblingdice may enjoy that review. I'm outta here.

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RickyBoy Has Ruined TUSCL

Seems like 90% of every thread I open these days is just some pure garbage that has absolutely nothing to do with strip clubs. RickyBoy has succeeded in ruining this board, which I guess was his plan all along. Hope…

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After effects of dating a Stripper

I posted my own story a while back regarding having a relationship with a stripper. I'm asking myself a number of question: Why did I get involved with a stripper in the first place? What future did I expect from having a…

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Things I Wonder About

I wonder why if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys, she's considered a "slut," but if a man does the exact same thing, he's "gay."

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Problems with TUSCL

I'd like to point out some continuity errors in TUSCL. I think it can be explained is Juice was affected by almost the same mutation as Jamie Madrox. The stress of Juice's infamous combat with Shodowcat caused his dupes to…

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An ex-dancer laments the sorry state of today's strip clubs

On Facebook, an ex-dancer posted that she would like to go back to dancing but can't stomach the current Detroit strip club scene: "I miss dancing on stage. I miss actual lap dances lol. I used to average $600/night no nasty…

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Stripper, boyfriend and 72-year-old meth suspect busted in stolen car

You know the photos accompanying this story are gonna be good. http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-stripper-boyfriend-tipper-stolen-car-20131214,0,7907703.story

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OT: The Heisman Trophy

The Heisman Trust mission statement: "The Heisman Memorial Trophy annually recognizes the outstanding college football player whose performance best exhibits the pursuit of excellence with integrity." "...with integrity" Just sayin'

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Jackpots and strippers

Mega Millions jackpot is at $550 mil. If you won it, the lump sum after-tax payout could set up quite the nice recurring stream of annual income. When the jackpots climb to these levels, I admit I find…

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shit !!!!

All kinds of trippy shit on tuscl tonight ! Fuck all yall !

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*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT RICKY-BOY ***

LOL!

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paying to play the game

How many of us just don't pay for the sex but also pay to play the cat and mouse game ? For myself I enjoy the seduction proces more than the sex

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big fat cameal toe

I love fat pussy lips

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i love fuckin dem clams

Stinkie ones R da bestest !

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respect da'dot

I'm the real juicebox and the spam king is back bitches !

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i keep da juice box wet

When I go to dem clubs I toss so mu h rubber banz I keep dem pussies wet !

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Da'juice is back !

Suck my Di k faggots I'm back !!!

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Alutard is a Total Faggot

I am merely stating my opinion!

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New Year's Eve at the Strip Club?

Anyone ever go to the strip club for New Year's Eve night? Is it a good idea / fun time?

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Only in Florida

And you wanna bet the girl becomes a stripper? https://fbcdn-photos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1465194_10152159044967783_1104038045_n.jpg?dl=1

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Phone actresses needed!

Haute411 has openings for fun and creative phone actresses with winning personalities! Work from home and make your own schedule flirting and chatting with men over the phone! We offer ongoing support, quality promotion and several ways to increase your…

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Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

It is snowing here in Michigan. The snow has been falling slowly but steadily since last night, and as the roads are plowed they fill up again with snow. Since it's Saturday, I did not need to go…

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Look at James hard Life

Go look at my new home and street walkers .....their on my picks then come back and tell me what you thank

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TMS

Too much skin, that is. Traditional morality was against both immodesty and recreational sex. In modern times, both immodesty and recreational sex have become more accepted. But I wonder if the happiest combination might be acceptance of…

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2AMer at Palm Springs FL.

PALM SPRINGS — Three men were wounded during a shooting early Saturday near a strip club on Military Trail, Palm Springs police said. The three men, along with a fourth man who was not injured, had spent the night at Flashdance,…

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New girl

Hey everyone I'm new to TUSCL site :-) . I'M a single sexy traveling dancer. Been dancing for quite some time. So far..reading discussions etc on here has been quite entertaining lol I will be adding my two cents as…

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Who Says Accountants are Borring?

Who says accountants are boring? Comptroller steals $400K and spends it on strippers. www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Feds-Suspect-used-stolen-400k-on-strippers-5062623.php

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Saddest day in Bunny Ranch history.

http://www.tmz.com/2013/12/13/howard-stern-contest-johnny-orris-prostitute-bunny-ranch-dennis-hof/

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Can a review be a review if you don't even get inside?

SingleFemale Prop SingleFemale Ignore SingleFemale Send Private Message to SingleFemale Joined: Dec 2013 Clubs Reviewed: 1 Total Reviews: 1 Rachel's World Class Men's Club 401 S. Highway 436 Casselberry, Florida 32707 Reviewed on: December 13, 2013 Visited on: Friday Evening Dancers on…

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Hotel without ID? Fake ID

Anybody know how to get a hotel room without showing ID? I want to do some OTC fun but do not want to use my real name. One place I tried wouldn't give me a room, even using…

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Dancers' Unwritten Rules

I guess it pays for a PL to be proactive. From a recent review: “…Then all of a sudden, I see this latina girl come out of nowhere with my kind of body and fishnet stocking. Immediately, I was 110% attracted. She…

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Success on Getting Extras

I have been in the hobby a long time. Too long. In my strip clubbing experience, there are two divergent paths you can take. There is the kinds of clubs where you are going to see very hot…

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OT - Today....

Any Paraskevidekatriaphobes here?

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Camcam21

Any of you pervoids get a PM from Camcam21? I got one asking where I was located. My reply: Qo'noS. The Klingon homeworld. nItebHa' mamI' DaneH? --Original Message-- Where are you located

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Here we go AGAIN!

Since Dougster has been complaining about my "Short" postings, here is one that should be to his liking/disliking. Another school shooting, in Colorado again. Almost on the Newtown anniversary. WHY am I NOT surprised? Repeal the 2nd Amendment and confiscate and…

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Looking for strippers

Looking for strippers wil be turning 21 on Dec 20.. Friday. Tryna find some pretty girls for that night aorund my area.. 336. Greensboro

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Final stretch of 2013...

With less than three weeks to go in the year, I'm curious what role the clubs will play for everyone. Have you already made your last visit of 2013? Will you fit one in before Christmas Eve? Or will…

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Portland 2AMer.

PORTLAND, Ore. – The gang enforcement unit is looking into a shooting early Friday morning outside a S.E. strip club called the Pitiful Princess, police said. Details were sparse Friday. Police said a 21-year-old man was in the hospital with…

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Stadiums the new source of trouble?

We all know how strip clubs are pointed to as sources of trouble - perhaps the new tax payer supported stadiums are becoming so too: http://denver.cbslocal.com/2013/12/12/1-critical-in-quadruple-stabbing-after-broncos-game/ DENVER (CBS4/AP) – One person is in critical condition after a quadruple stabbing in a parking…

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Fuck-Marry-Kill:Spicy Senoritas

Good Friday to one and good Friday to all. That means that it's time for another round of Fuck-Marry-Kill. For today's edition, we'll be heading south of the border for some hot tamales. Your mamasitas for today…

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the spot in canton ohio

I have not been down to canton in a year. I go to visit friends there every may' and I just found out that my favorite strip club is closed does anyone know when it is going to reopen//////////////////////?????????????????

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Da kuhrayzee mesed up playa

I thank dat.bot da nut jobbie an hed doktor be fuked in da hed. But.who.more????nWhat u.than bout that shit???? The fuked up on is the dude tha payz cause the pimp be the one that tak the mony. So y.we…

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The crazy messed-up one

A thought crossed my mind. Between a patient and a shrink, the crazy messed-up one is the payer, not the payee. So why are we so quick to presume it's the stripper and not the custy who's the…

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bangorrhea!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Urban Dictionary: 1) Overusing exclamation points in a vain and failing attempt to make your writing sound more exciting. Trying to put more "bang" in your prose, but looking instead like you have exclamation point diarrhea. "Checking in with a bad…

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The party is over for club Crush in Columbia

I just found it in the news. http://www.thestate.com/2013/12/12/3154911/judge-durden-columbias-strip-club.html Club was declared a major nuisance.

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Alucard and I went to the strip club, had mechanical problems before we got ther

ok the secret is out, mechanical problems. I told him we needed a better vehicle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suBp3ai-xG8 Seriously though I am just joking here. If you really think that is me and Alucard in the video, you might have a…

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off topic Did Obama get put in the doghouse?

Just look at these pictures in the link. http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread987366/pg1 Notice the look on Obama's face when he is chatting and flirting with the blond girl. Then look at his wife. Look at the other pics. Someone isn't…

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Strippers who make OTC difficult

Last week I met a stripper at a dive club but she is very pretty and probably could work most clubs. We hit it off well. We talked about outside the club get together, she even asks me if i…

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Atlanta's Party Animals Are Crazy About A New Spa That Claims To Cure Hangovers

Walk into Atlanta's Hydration Station on a Sunday morning and you'll find a dozen people in dimly lit rooms lying on recliner chairs with needles stuck in their arms. Most of them are hungover from heavy drinking the night before.…

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customer appreciation in phoenix

Attention phoenix strip clubers~ highliter is having customer appreciation day until 2am. The dances are free of cource with some kind of tip. ~ for those of you experienced clubbers how much if any do you tip per dance on…

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Word of the day "Amplituhedron"

An amplituhedron is a geometric structure discovered in 2013 that underlies simplified calculation of particle interactions in some quantum field theories. In planar N = 4 supersymmetric Yang–Mills theory, an amplituhedron is defined as a mathematical space known as the…

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WTF? "It was not known if anything of value was taken."

EL PASO COUNTY, COLO. -- Three people robbed a strip club just south of Colorado Springs late Thursday morning, according to the El Paso County Sheriff's Office. Just after 10 a.m., the manager of Déjà Vu Gentleman's Club was opening the…

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Looking out for fellow patrons

Have you ever seen a stripper that you personally knew was a ROB talking to another customer and wanted to run up to the guy and warn him about her. I have been in that position many times and just…

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What to do when you suspect the BF is texting

Ok, it's happened to all of us. We are texting a potential girl from the club but this exchange something doesn't seem right. Maybe the grammar is worse, maybe its better. Maybe the conversation is goign much…

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OT-But Real:Blocking The Plate

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/12/12/250406508/baseball-plans-to-ban-home-plate-collisions-good-idea Anybody been paying any attention to this topic? I have. I'm not sure how I feel about what's going on. From a health point of view, it's a positive. From a competition point if view, it's…

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Review Props

Quick question, compadres. How do you know when a review gets propped?

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Closing day of strip club

Last night strangely enough I had a dream about being at a strip club on it's last day being open. In my dream I was having a wild time with all the girls and they were letting go and doing…

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daughters best friend

So what would you guys do if you walked into a strip club and seen your daughters best friend dancing on stage ? My daughter just told me that her best friend that we have known since a very young…

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Rules of Engagement

Last week my CF told me she had gotten engaged. She has been dating this guy for several months, and she had told me they were getting serious. He is 40 years old and has a good…

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American Hustle

Have y'all seen the trailers for the upcoming movie "American Hustle"? I've heard of Jennifer Lawrence, but haven't seen any of her movies. I know she was in The Hunger Games and won an Oscar for Silver Linings Playbook. She is…

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Fire raging at Mecosta County strip club.

MECOSTA TOWNSHIP, Mich. (WZZM) -- Firefighters from 11 departments are battling a blaze at a strip club in Mecosta County. Employees inside The Gentleman 131 club reported the fire began around 4:30 p.m. The business is located at M-20 and…

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Providence suspends strip club's license

PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) — A Providence strip club has been closed for 20 days following a prostitution investigation resulted in the arrests of two women. WPRI-TV reports (http://bit.ly/1bwxbxc ) the Providence Board of Licenses voted Wednesday to suspend the Satin Doll's…

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Portland Oregon strip clubs for couples

We are heading back to Portland Thursday and Friday this week and looking for the best strip club for couples. She loves to be rubbed by the girls and to rub back. So private or semi private rooms would be…

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Lines that are a real turn on

Yesterday, I was talking to a dancer at a club about extras. This is a fairly nice club with many dancers between 6 and 9. Anyway, I bring up a private dance with extras. She blurts out "…

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Any opinions on the best day time club ?

So if you had to make a choice of one club that you're going to visit on a Saturday afternoon from say noon to 6pm. Which club would it be and why?

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How to make HER feel uncomfortable

Did something that now that I look back on it was hilarious. Was in a club, and a chick walked up to me. Never met her (but then again, I'm "new" myself) and didn't see her on the pole. She…

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Busted under California's revenge porn law

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/california-man-arrested-running-39-revenge-porn-39-234710414.html LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A California man was arrested on Tuesday on accusations he ran a "revenge porn" website, one that featured nude pictures of women often posted by jilted or angry ex-lovers, officials said.

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Bras and Panties

I was at a concert recently, and a girl threw her bra on stage, the performer ended up keeping the bra. It got me thinking that I should start collecting dancers' bras and panties. I could showcase it at my…

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Usin' da Jedi Mind Trip!!!

You ever use da Jedi mind trip to get some mad XXXtras? I do it ev'ry time I hit da club. "These are not the droids you're looking for...and I'd dig a BBBJCIMNQNSQWERTYUIOP so on yo' knees girl" BOOM Zippy wins

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Extras

For those who frequent strip clubs... What percentage of the time does your lap dance have the potential for extras? And what do those extras usually add up to?

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The Awkward Economics of Selling Sex

A new study reveals that women complain less when sex is used to sell high-end products. LOS ANGELES—Perhaps the most-used phrase in advertising history is "Sex Sells." It is so frequently used that most people probably take it as an incontrovertible…

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There has to be a webmaster on here who could hook tuscl up with a yelp like goo

It would be great to click on a state and see the clubs laid out on a map.

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Do you find Victoria Secrets girls distracting?

I have it on and think it is. You?

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OT:Blue Eyed Soul

Just sipping some Jameson and listening to music and I had a revelation of sorts. I feel that Hall & Oats are the best Blue Eyed Soul Group ever. Sara Smile, Rich Girl, Kiss Is On My List,…

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Sex trafficking in strip clubs does exist.

BEAVERTON, OR (KPTV) - Police investigating the sexual assault and sexual trafficking of two 13-year-old girls made two arrests on Tuesday. According to investigators, Victor Moreno-Hernandez, 27, and Steven Toth, 42, forced the victims into prostitution from inside Stars Cabaret, a…

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11 Things You've Always Wanted to Know About Lesbian Sex But Were Afraid to Ask

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jincey-lumpkin/10-things-youve-always-wa_b_4414539.html OK lopaw lets hear it.

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Limo Service

It is a beautiful, late fall afternoon. Just got home from a pleasant, mountain drive. When I got home, I had this e-mail. http://hktijuana.com/emails/vip-limo/index.html Now, I've done the Vegas limo rides to the strip club but this is…

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the bed dance/ and lap dances

I read one of the clubs as a bed dance ca k when tell me how that works and where's the best place to get a lap dance I'm assuming Vegas is like Phoenix timing is everything on how friendly…

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cover charges

Me and a few friends Are heading to Vegas for the weekend and we're just not used to paying $30 to get in any suggestions for the strip clubs that are off the strip that might be cheaper we'd like…

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Emily Ratajkowski

So my fellow pervoids -- Emily Ratajkowski: hot, HAWT, or scorchin'? www.acclaimmag.com/lifestyle/emily-ratajkowski-naked-nsfw-shoot-steve-shaw/ I pay a pretty penny for a Ratajkowski lapper!