SippyCup in TMZ!!!

Since it is now well known that our bud SippyCup is actually Charlie Sheen IRL, I wanted see if others had read his open letter to TMZ, where he says of his goddesses:

“I've observed more nobility and honor in the drifters I've run over and child molesters I spit on at Pelican Bay.” Indeed, SippyCup added that they're worse than “the cancer known as Brooke [Mueller].” C'mon Sippy my bro...I thought you were too classy to say shizzle like that.

It isn't enough that the dude fucked Bree Olsen but he has to bad mouth her in public too? WTF?

That said, I can TOTALLY see SippyCup running over drifters and spitting on pedophiles. Indeed, I could see him running over drifters on his way to Pelican Bay to go spit on the criminals. 'Cos dats how da SippyCup rolls! Juice on my friend...Juice on indeed!