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Feature Idea

ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Dancers carry paddle-type fans with their stage names on them, so even newbies know who they are. Somewhere in the club there is a counter with a dish for each dancer. Each dish starts out with 21 maraschino cherries on it. Custies can buy the cherries for $1 each. When a dancer's dish gets empty, she gets $20, the counter attendant gets $1, and the dancer goes on stage for one song. Then the dancer's dish gets refilled with 21 cherries.

10 comments

  • Alucard
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    11 years ago
    Bad idea
  • Clubber
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    11 years ago
    Funny!
  • ilbbaicnl
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    11 years ago
    Would be good on Fridays and Saturdays at clubs were lots of people come in and gawk and never stage tip. Might get it through their heads that you're supposed to kick in a few dollars if you want to see a stage show.
  • Clubber
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    11 years ago
    You're serious?
  • Estafador
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    11 years ago
    what if you don't like cherries?
  • Club_Goer_Seattle
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    11 years ago
    Who doesn't like cherry? Er, um, uh, I mean cherries.
  • georgmicrodong
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    11 years ago
    Soak the cherries in vodka the entire day before the club opens. That way, everybody makes money.
  • zipman68
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    11 years ago
    Can you imaging how fast those cherries would get disgusting? Ewwwww....just ewwwww!
  • crazyjoe
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    11 years ago
    Cherry popping daddy
  • Estafador
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    11 years ago
    I hate cherries. Bad idea
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