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AN INSANE REVIEW

rattdog

New York

review from many yrs ago from some asshole who is a friend of a friend.

>>as our incredible story begins, spermy casanova (the sperminator)
>>is spending yet another saturday night at his favorite stripclub.
>>but on this most unusual night, fate will play a helping hand to
>>spermy's decadent, demented, perverted, and psychopathic desires.
>>as spermy heads to the lap dance area to enjoy an erotic lap dance
>>with his favorite dancer, there is a severe lightning and
>>thunderstorm taking place outside. within minutes of beginning his
>>lap dance with his choice for the evening (sherry), the lights are
>>knocked out by the storm. realizing his golden opportunity, spermy
>>chooses to seize the moment, and to take full advantage of sherry's
>>complete vulnerability, because at the moment of the power
>>blackout, sherry's thong bottoms are pulled way down, as she grinds
>>her naked ass and pussy, up and down the full length of spermy's
>>crotch, where he is wearing skin-tight, spandex bicycle shorts. as
>>spermy moves swiftly into action to truly maximize his golden,
>>once-in a-lifetime opportunity, he grabs sherry by her hair with
>>one hand, and he yanks both of her hands behind her shoulders with
>>his other hand. by this point, spermy's bicycle shorts are
>>completely off, as he quickly proceeds to ram his enormous cock
>>straight into her unsuspecting ass. as sherry attempts to scream
>>out for help, spermy quickly moves into action, as he firmly places
>>his hand over her mouth, thereby effectively muffling her screams
>>for help. within a matter of sixty seconds, spermy shoots his cum,
>>deep inside sherry's ass. at this point, spermy grabs sherry by the
>>back of her neck. he then proceeds to smash sherry's face straight
>>into the wall, which immediately results in her being knocked out
>>unconscious. spermy shoves sherry's unconscious body onto the
>>floor, as he quickly exits the lap dance area, heading straight for
>>the exit. by the time the lights come back on, spermy is already in
>>his car, heading for home. a smile of total satisfaction and erotic
>>delight sweeps across spermy's face, as he rejoices in an awesome,
>>incredible night of poetic justice, a night that will truly live in
>>infamy.