Don't You Just Hate It When...

Not half as bad as the Ds that change to Bs when the Victoria Secrets bra comes off.

Alien Resurrection

Even worse is when she takes her panties off and you see a resemblance

@Papi_Chulo That's funny!

Don't you just hate it when a doped up girl passes out with her mouth on your dick?

Don't you hate it more when she attempts to charge you extra and for more songs than you did when she's roused awake by the waitress?

You can hate again when she gets fired for the commotion she caused arguing about dance counts in her stupor.

True story-I knew this girl and customers still ask for her (even though no club will hire her).

You go to bed with a 10 and wake up in the morning with a 5.

@Shadow-multiply that outcome when you've drank a few.

"Not half as bad as the Ds that change to Bs when the Victoria Secrets bra comes off."

Truth. Goes double for the booty jeans

.....they don't get the hint to leave.

When a stripper gags easily.

I hate when I wake up with some girl and I can't remember if we fucked or not without checking for residue.