***Alucard DESTROYED on 2Sheds***
Sunday, December 8, 2013 10:16 AM
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"Well since you don't want to explain why, then I will, first, I wasn't the red head u expected, but I sent u an up to date photo with my dark hair...deedadee. I WAS slightly thicker, not fat by any means but had curve and still do, but now I'm just a lot more tone, slightly thinner because I refuse to ever be a stick figure, I'd rather eat a fucking steak than a crueton any day.
Aww did my driving scare you? Because it was fucking hilarious!!!! Ya, thats right, I have road rage, I drive like a fucking maniac and I drive a stick shift that is also a drifter, so I race my baby any chance I get, you had your own car, you should have took it or deal with how I roll...well with how I go.
Now, on to the best part, when we got back to the nasty motel you rented, after your rudeness to the waitress and looking like a fucking bum off the streets, I wasn't very enthusiastic, trust me, I'll proudly say I can suck a dick, I love it and am damn good at it, but I have to be able to find it first, when your stretch mark flabby belly hangs half a foot past your flaccid winky, well what do you expect? When you have rotten nubs for teeth, what do you expect. So ya our time sucked, and I still feel the need to wash my mouth out with a bottle of rubbing alcohol every time I get flash backs of that awful, horrid, terrifying, and flat out disgusting time, and yup you still paid me, and I more than earned it from just being seen in public with you, sweat pants, holy shirt, greasy hair down to your chin that looked like it hadn't.been washed or brushed in weeks, no teeth. Thank GOD I made you shower before I even came near you...fuckin yuck!!!!
Dude, really, I got no problem busting myself out, I got no problem calling a spade a spade, like I said before, TELL THESE FOLKS SOMETHING THEY DON'T ALREADY KNOW.
Yes I'm embarrassed, yes I put zero and I mean ZERO enthusiasm into our session, but had you met hardforacheapfuck(thanks TS) you probably would have just took the money and run, and please believe, I thought about it on more than one occasion, never ever ever on any date with a guy I have met on here(met a few, all except one were the shit!!!) Did I have to pop a xanex bar, I only take those at night or in majority stressful moments.
So go ahead flaccid, tell them, tell them how bad I was, and I'll admit it, I was Terrible, I was humiliated, I was disgusted....oh God I yuck!!!!!!!!"
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