Zipper Pain

13 comments

• rockstar666

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  11 years ago

  Besides mild leg burns from inept lap dancers...my ATF broke my zipper once. Luckily she had a safety pin to keep things together until I got home.
• Papi_Chulo

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  11 years ago

  I’ve had that happen to me in the past when I used to wear kakis.
  
  But ever since I stepped up my PL game; I now only wear soft thin cotton sweatpants or shorts. Zippers and grinding are not a good combo and should be avoided for both you and the damsel.
  
• knight_errant

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  11 years ago

  Nope, nice suit pants if working (hate to mess those up though), otherwise nylon hiking pants and super comfy Terramar Body-Sensors Ventilator Mesh Underwear. Ladies appreciate the attention to detail. Hear them cursing about jeans and cargo pants all the time.
• juiicebox69

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  11 years ago

  Lol !
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  No, I never got my duck stuck in my zipper
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Dam auto correct I meant dick stuck in my zipper
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  I've had the imprint of fingers on my cock cause some chicks love to grip real tight and jerk it with aggression.
• lopaw

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  11 years ago

  A badly bruised labia from a dancer who meant well but her grinding was so hard that she damaged me - both physically and spiritually.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  @Lopaw-"damaged me both physically and spiritually"-great one. I bet it was an experience. I've had sore cock. I was rode hard and heavy.
• rattdog

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  11 years ago

  gotta wear the pants w/the plastic zippers on them. those metal zippers will tear your cock to shreds
• lopaw

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  11 years ago

  @SlickSpic - yeah it was quite an experience. I heard that she went on to become a pretty successful porn star. Hope she didn't in advertantly damage any of her co-stars.
• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  Never had this happen. Because when I'm "interacting" with a stripper, either there's no grinding going on to distract me from my groping, or my zipper is on the floor, sufficiently far away from my dick that there won't be a problem.
• tumblingdice

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  11 years ago

  Complete opposite here! While disrobing prior to getting in the front door and jamming on the living room floor, a few ladies would get rug burn on their lower backs. I still talk with some of them, and yes, they still have the,"Dice Tramp Stamp of Approval".