Zipper Pain

12/6/2013 12:06:23 PM

I had a great trip to the club on Tuesday. Drunk as hell let loose lots of cash on my favorite gal. Then a friend of hers ask for a dance... things got hot and heavy and we both went crazy on each other. She came, I came and my penis is sore from the zipper. It's like a temporary tattoo from a wonderful evening at the club. Any of you have good temporary tatoo stories to share?

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rockstar666

Illinois

11 years ago

Besides mild leg burns from inept lap dancers...my ATF broke my zipper once. Luckily she had a safety pin to keep things together until I got home.

Papi_Chulo

Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)

11 years ago

Iâ€™ve had that happen to me in the past when I used to wear kakis.

But ever since I stepped up my PL game; I now only wear soft thin cotton sweatpants or shorts. Zippers and grinding are not a good combo and should be avoided for both you and the damsel.

knight_errant

New Jersey

11 years ago

Nope, nice suit pants if working (hate to mess those up though), otherwise nylon hiking pants and super comfy Terramar Body-Sensors Ventilator Mesh Underwear. Ladies appreciate the attention to detail. Hear them cursing about jeans and cargo pants all the time.

juiicebox69

11 years ago

Lol !

crazyjoe

Colorado

11 years ago

No, I never got my duck stuck in my zipper

crazyjoe

Colorado

11 years ago

Dam auto correct I meant dick stuck in my zipper

SlickSpic

11 years ago

I've had the imprint of fingers on my cock cause some chicks love to grip real tight and jerk it with aggression.

lopaw

California

11 years ago

A badly bruised labia from a dancer who meant well but her grinding was so hard that she damaged me - both physically and spiritually.

SlickSpic

11 years ago

@Lopaw-"damaged me both physically and spiritually"-great one. I bet it was an experience. I've had sore cock. I was rode hard and heavy.

rattdog

New York

11 years ago

gotta wear the pants w/the plastic zippers on them. those metal zippers will tear your cock to shreds

lopaw

California

11 years ago

@SlickSpic - yeah it was quite an experience. I heard that she went on to become a pretty successful porn star. Hope she didn't in advertantly damage any of her co-stars.

georgmicrodong

Just a fat, creepy old pervert.

11 years ago

Never had this happen. Because when I'm "interacting" with a stripper, either there's no grinding going on to distract me from my groping, or my zipper is on the floor, sufficiently far away from my dick that there won't be a problem.

tumblingdice

South Carolina

11 years ago

Complete opposite here! While disrobing prior to getting in the front door and jamming on the living room floor, a few ladies would get rug burn on their lower backs. I still talk with some of them, and yes, they still have the,"Dice Tramp Stamp of Approval".

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