Zipper Pain

preferblones
I had a great trip to the club on Tuesday. Drunk as hell let loose lots of cash on my favorite gal. Then a friend of hers ask for a dance... things got hot and heavy and we both went crazy on each other. She came, I came and my penis is sore from the zipper. It's like a temporary tattoo from a wonderful evening at the club. Any of you have good temporary tatoo stories to share?

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  • rockstar666
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    11 years ago
    Besides mild leg burns from inept lap dancers...my ATF broke my zipper once. Luckily she had a safety pin to keep things together until I got home.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    11 years ago
    I’ve had that happen to me in the past when I used to wear kakis.

    But ever since I stepped up my PL game; I now only wear soft thin cotton sweatpants or shorts. Zippers and grinding are not a good combo and should be avoided for both you and the damsel.
  • knight_errant
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    11 years ago
    Nope, nice suit pants if working (hate to mess those up though), otherwise nylon hiking pants and super comfy Terramar Body-Sensors Ventilator Mesh Underwear. Ladies appreciate the attention to detail. Hear them cursing about jeans and cargo pants all the time.
  • juiicebox69
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    11 years ago
    Lol !
  • crazyjoe
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    11 years ago
    No, I never got my duck stuck in my zipper
  • crazyjoe
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    11 years ago
    Dam auto correct I meant dick stuck in my zipper
  • SlickSpic
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    11 years ago
    I've had the imprint of fingers on my cock cause some chicks love to grip real tight and jerk it with aggression.
  • lopaw
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    11 years ago
    A badly bruised labia from a dancer who meant well but her grinding was so hard that she damaged me - both physically and spiritually.
  • SlickSpic
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    11 years ago
    @Lopaw-"damaged me both physically and spiritually"-great one. I bet it was an experience. I've had sore cock. I was rode hard and heavy.
  • rattdog
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    11 years ago
    gotta wear the pants w/the plastic zippers on them. those metal zippers will tear your cock to shreds
  • lopaw
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    11 years ago
    @SlickSpic - yeah it was quite an experience. I heard that she went on to become a pretty successful porn star. Hope she didn't in advertantly damage any of her co-stars.
  • georgmicrodong
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    11 years ago
    Never had this happen. Because when I'm "interacting" with a stripper, either there's no grinding going on to distract me from my groping, or my zipper is on the floor, sufficiently far away from my dick that there won't be a problem.
  • tumblingdice
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    11 years ago
    Complete opposite here! While disrobing prior to getting in the front door and jamming on the living room floor, a few ladies would get rug burn on their lower backs. I still talk with some of them, and yes, they still have the,"Dice Tramp Stamp of Approval".
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