SPACE BOOBS!

15 comments

• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  Maybe in another hundred years or after space gets commercialized with lots of people unless you are talking about a special event. I can't imagine people staying in space for any great length of time without some sort of artificial gravity. It would be bad for their health.
• jackslash

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  11 years ago

  Zero G lappers? No, no. Gravity is what presses that hot ass down on us. Sex in space? Again, we use gravity in our sexual activities. In space, you try to shove it in, and she is pushed away from you across the room.
  
  
  
• tumblingdice

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  11 years ago

  Most important fact,there's no sheriff up there.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Fuck all space movies but Battlestar Gallatica. That's the only space show with Edward James Olmos.
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  I would like to observe how different boobs jiggle in zero G. I don't get to see that every day. Of course, I have seen a very nice jiggle in regular gravity with some boobs. I read it was healthier to go without bras and a study indicated there was less sag over time going braless. Just trying to promote more jiggles. :)
  
• ATACdawg

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  11 years ago

  Short-cropped hair and shaved pubic areas would be essential in 0 g conditions. Women, and male strippers (after all, some of the visitors will be female or gay) would rotate out every 3 months or so.
  
  As a low tech solution to the problems with sex, bungee cord harnesses could work. High tech would be a house centrifuge section that would apply about a tenth to a quarter of a gee.
  
  Jeez, I've already spent way too much time on this. However, I hereby offer my services to either Richard or Elon to design and TEST the system for a least a year in orbit!
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  Someday they might build a huge rotating flat wheel to create artificial gravity in space and put a city and buildings, trees and crops on it to or so I read. I also saw a picture or drawing of it. What I did not understand is how all the objects standing on the spinning platform wheel would stay upright when a rocket or spacecraft pushed it forward from a lateral or sideways direction.
• ATACdawg

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  11 years ago

  Shark: read Rendezvous With Rama by Arthur C. Clarke.
  
  It is about a giant cylindrical spaceship that enters our solar system and is explored by people from Earth. The physics of the whole thing makes for an interesting read, at least for an engineer. All of your questions and many more will be answered. Your main question about accelerations: as long as it is kept low enough, say 1/20 g, the body can compensate. Hold that acceleration constant for a long time and you will really be moving fast!
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  Right on ATACdawg. You're givin' this project the ol' college try. I mean if I was payin' Dennis Tito kinda scratch to visit "Club Outa Limits" (TM -- motto is "where there are NO limits") I'd be pretty motivated to make zero G sex work. Give me that ol' can-do Apollo XIII "let's make the square CO2 scrubbers fit in a round hole" attitude. Only this time it would be "I paid my $20 million so I'm gonna put my dick in that stripper's holes". Hell, it'll be "those strippers' holes". SODOMY IN SPACE my brothers. Don't get better than that.
  
  But if we must have artificial gravity, hook the club to a counterweight via tether and spin at 1 or 2 rpm. Tether need only be on the order of 25 or so meters to get us in the 0.1 g zone. Have to sit down and do the maths when I get the chance.
  
  Imagine the 0.1 g pole tricks. Woo-hoo!!! Yee-haw!!!!
• rockstar666

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  11 years ago

  This club better serve alcohol.
• ATACdawg

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  11 years ago

  Dehydrated and concentrated to save weight!
  
  A little known fact: the bulk of the water consumed on the ISS is recycled from effluent. Actually, even those of us on earth drink recycled water, when you think about it LOL.
  
  "Don't drink the water. Fish fuck in it!"
  
  (attributed to WC Fields - don't know if he really said that, but it sounds like him)
• ATACdawg

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  11 years ago

  Zip man: I'm not sure that I want to stick my round peg into a strippers square hole! Sounds way too uncomfortable.
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  Well ATACdawg my bro...the stripper holes will be inviting. My "Club Space Boobs" will have only the hottest hotties. And they will do mad extras. Shit, if i pay $20 million a la Dennis Tito I'm going to want XXXtras!!!
  
  Just don't stick yo' round peg in the CO2 scrubber.
• Tiredtraveler

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  11 years ago

  Would it not be better and cheaper. To put one on a cruise liner and go into international waters. Like a floating casino on a riverboat.
• ATACdawg

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  11 years ago

  Not really the same, Tired. However tall the ship, the view, especially the changing views would just be spectacular. And that comes from a person who designs ships!