Ban Sharks

Ban those fuckers! Right, Alucard?

(And no, I am not a homo hater cuz they are "swishy"!)

You don't need to ban dinner. Just eat them. Find one you like, knock it out cold, drag it out of the ocean and you have dinner. :)

Ban alturd

Ban Hawaii? Dear Lord, know. Yes, their sc's ain't the best but it's the one-night stand capital of the Pacific.

Lets go get them basterds

Mahalo.

Just don't appear to be food. They like to eat that stuff, lol.

I heard most sharks are harmless.

ban and confiscate all shark teeth

If the shark attacks are increasing due to less food, it would help if someone caught these man eaters to reduce the danger to humans and it would help the remaining sharks by having more food to eat per shark.