Ratted Out
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
I was ratted out.
Today I was sitting with my CF Muffy, a young blonde with big boobs. Out of nowhere, she says, "So you had sex with Candi." Candi is another stripper at the club.
I said, "What? Cough, cough. How can you think that, baby? You know I only love you."
Muffy said, "It's OK. You're free to do what you want."
She was right, of course. I can do what I want. And I had had sex with Candi on Saturday when Muffy was not working.
I don't know why I felt guilty. Muffy is my favorite dancer, but it's not like she is my girlfriend or SO. She's a stripper who blows guys for money. However, I have a special relationship with her, because I'm the only man she meets OTC and has sex with--or so she claims.
I had to come clean and admit I had fucked Candi ITC. But I wanted to know who had ratted me out. I thought it was the waitress, Amy, who had served me and Candi on Saturday. But Muffy said it wasn't her. After I had badgered her a while, she told me the informer was Paris, a stripper who is a friend of Muffy's.
I am seriously pissed at Paris. I have never had dances with her (not being my type), but I have bought her drinks many times because she's Muffy's friend. In my opinion Paris should have kept her mouth shut.
So how should I deal with this rat fink? I should probably just let it go. It's not like Muffy will now refuse to take my money ITC or OTC. But I would like to make it clear to Paris that I don't like to be ratted out.
Today I was sitting with my CF Muffy, a young blonde with big boobs. Out of nowhere, she says, "So you had sex with Candi." Candi is another stripper at the club.
I said, "What? Cough, cough. How can you think that, baby? You know I only love you."
Muffy said, "It's OK. You're free to do what you want."
She was right, of course. I can do what I want. And I had had sex with Candi on Saturday when Muffy was not working.
I don't know why I felt guilty. Muffy is my favorite dancer, but it's not like she is my girlfriend or SO. She's a stripper who blows guys for money. However, I have a special relationship with her, because I'm the only man she meets OTC and has sex with--or so she claims.
I had to come clean and admit I had fucked Candi ITC. But I wanted to know who had ratted me out. I thought it was the waitress, Amy, who had served me and Candi on Saturday. But Muffy said it wasn't her. After I had badgered her a while, she told me the informer was Paris, a stripper who is a friend of Muffy's.
I am seriously pissed at Paris. I have never had dances with her (not being my type), but I have bought her drinks many times because she's Muffy's friend. In my opinion Paris should have kept her mouth shut.
So how should I deal with this rat fink? I should probably just let it go. It's not like Muffy will now refuse to take my money ITC or OTC. But I would like to make it clear to Paris that I don't like to be ratted out.
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One of the RULES of dealing with strippers is when she tells you she is ONLY doing something with you, she is doing it with EVERYONE else.
Slap that bitch Paris in the face next time you see her at that bar. She can't be doing that shit.
No one is ANYONE else's property when they're in the Club, and that goes for both guests and the dancers. You should've asked Muffy if she gets dances with anyone else and see how she responds.
By the way, never feel guilty. They don't.
Or send the Terminator after her. LOL!
You feel guilty because...you dedicated your money to her and you feel as if....I can't even make sense out of half that thought. Maybe you're feeling as if you're in a real relationship. You need some wake-me up coffee
Shouldn't you be working right now instead of posting on TUSCL anyway? I want to speak to your Supervisor right now.
And stop posting Double comments; you're wasting enough of Founder's server space as it is.
lol that was my laugh of the day. Hey I got some beachfront property in arizona to sell you too!
Muffy is a slang term used by Australians that means when a man gives a woman cunnilingus.
"G'day, Jack, I heard you, ah, gave ya girlfriend a muffy on the week-end, mate."
The real question is what was Muffy's motivation for bringing it up.
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"Hey I got some beachfront property in arizona to sell you too!"
Oh nice, is that on Lake Havasu?
Oh God, i sound like Alucard
Well it certainly can be for the right price!
Will that be cash, check or bitcoin?
Oh you burned the alutard good there!
Every dancer in the club knows how big your Dick is, whether you fuck worth a damn, if you can suck pussy, how well you tip, if you are a nice guy or an asshole.
They all know when you get laid and who you fucked. They know your preference for body types, hair color, and tit size. They know if you are a tit man or ass man.
They know what kind of car you drive and how thick your wallet is.
Jack they know everything about you because dancers love to talk. Just go with it man, you can't win.
@Carl & Lopaw-Good ones.
@Jack-call me and Paris will be sleeping with the fishes.
I tend to stay completely transparent with my ATF. Whether the stripper is being unreasonable or not doesn't matter to me, I'd rather have a happy ATF than a jealous or irritated one. So I"ll pretty much tell them, "oh, you're not working Wed? Well, I'm going to be at the club Wed, but let's figure out when I can see you next after that"
But expecting women not to talk behind someone’s back is like expecting men not to like BBBJs – you got to let it slide as a difference b/w the sexes.