Was in super-horny mode early on...

Was in super-horny mode early on a Saturday afternoon so I tossed a coin and decided to hit Flamingo, one of my favorite clubs. I haven’t been going there as regularly as I used to, so I wasn’t sure what to expect. It has always been noted for offering very high mileage at very low prices ($10 laps), with occasionally some hot (or very hot) dancers, even during dayshift, which are the primary reasons I like it so much.

So I followed my standard procedure of donning my favorite lap dance perv pajama shorts, which are shockingly short and loose, made sure I was fully commando, popped a vitamin V, then headed for the Flamingo.

Now Flamingo, like many other clubs, has always suffered from a fairly common strip club disease, which involves dancers sitting off in a corner with their noses buried in their cellphones. Or spending endless hours in the dressing room. Well, that disease is still prevalent at Flamingo. And I hate it. I’ve never understood why management doesn’t ban cellphone usage during work hours, but hey, nobody claimed strip club managers knew much about managing.