I FOUND A DIVE!

I've never been to one of these but have heard about them. Be careful if you go since they are illegal if they sell booze etc. Thats the kind of place you hear about that lasts for a while it gets raided then a bunch of people get arrested.

Watch your back CAREFULLY, lest you end up as a SC News Post.

The description you offer is a RED flag IMO.

Sounds super sketchy. If we don't see you post here for awhile we'll send in the popo.

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It's probably a brothel. They can be a lot of fun.

Dive right in. In Detroit there are a lot of after-hours clubs (or blind pigs) but I've never been to one.

Be lowkey and don't be flashy. Old shoes and old clothes. Look almost broke.

Estafador - these places do get raided.

Sept 5, 2013 ATLANTA - Police raided what they called an illegal nightclub overnight. Officers hauled out booze and gambling machines from the venue on Welcome All Road in southwest Atlanta, FOX 5's Tacoma Perry reports.

Law enforcement crews spent several hours raiding what likely appeared to be just a run-of-the-mill, two-story warehouse to most people. According to the Atlanta Police Department, what was going on inside of the warehouse can only be described as an illegal club.

While the club is called The Brazilian, police were instead calling it a "Little Las Vegas."

Early Thursday morning, law enforcement officers carried out cases of liquor and cash, as well as two people in custody. One of the people is alleged to be the owner of the club. The second is allegedly the manager of the dancers at the club.

Police say they executed the search warrant after a two-month investigation.

Police said the club didn't open until after 2 a.m. and usually didn't close up shop until after 11 a.m.

Authorities say their investigation is ongoing.

Well everyone, I went and damn was I pissed. I travelled 50 minutes via public transport, arrived on time and the folks STILL weren't there yet. I really hate when stereotypes are reinforced by action, but most black people just can't be on time. I waited damn near an hour and a half for the opening crew to join. At first the "DJ" and "bartender" said only the girl they brought was coming, so I am already upset...they go on to watch some porn as the girl is dancing fully clothed. She was probably the only thing erotic in the place, and while she had a pretty face; from top to bottom she was flat and actually looked better dancing in her clothes. Already blew 10 bucks to get in, so I waited...and waited...and waited...for something to show up.
Finally somewhere around 12:45 more girls show up and they go downstairs...some guys go down there too, but damn the horde of girls were not only like a 5-7, they had the audacity to just stay down there doing who knows what for how long. I'm damn sure it doesn't take that long to fucking change. Left at 1:15 but decided to give them one more shot since I travelled so far to get there so I said 1:45 (after coming back at 1:36). 1:44 a girl finally comes up, but she has a little gut and goes straight to work, just a decent hello. It was $5 a dance so that was a plus, but she was trying to upsell me some sex downstairs....and at that point, after nearly falling asleep waiting, and probably my pride not allowing it, I said no. Didn't care if it was 80. I could get better for the same price. After one dance, I left officially and didn't go back. Had to go to the doctor the next day anyway.
Not sure if I'll go back this friday or saturday, since I didn't really give the scene a full flesh (sucks when you're THE first there) but I know not to fucking rely on them to be on time for anything.

I'm sad to say it, but it boggles me why some people get upset when they say black people always late. Hard to disprove a stereotype when your actions reinforce it time and again.

@standupguy I shall definetely keep it in mind...but nothing I have screams broke. I'd have to go out of my way to search through the salvation army for some old ass clothes

Mongo want puss.

Are you entirely sure this is something that you really wish to do again? I doubt I'd want to repeat an experience of that type.

@Estafador-I'm glad that you gave it a shot. It was an adventure and although not as pleasurable as you might have hoped, you wouldn't know if you didn't try. Good for you.

@Alucard If I was to go I'd only do because I currently have medical leave off until monday. Being that I went on a tuesday isn't too fair to expect a full crowd so I MIGHT go back. But I understand what you mean and 85% chance won't

@slick yup had to check it out at least once, especially with the bad vibe I got and the expressions from the tuscl crew. At least I'm not shot.

You didn't get robbed, stabbed and left for dead in an alley. Count your blessings and don't go back.

@shamrock211 Being black and having connections help. You gotta respect those that started from the bottom

Sounds like an afterhours place as jack mentioned and more precisely is probably more of an underground club.

These clubs usually have few rules and they are often mainly orgies - that’s not really the place to go for dances and probably most dancers may not want to do the cheap dances and are there to make bigger money by fucking anyone in sight.

And these types of places usually don’t get going `till very late – sometimes past 2:00 a.m. – in places where clubs close at 2:00 a.m.; then that is when the afterhours places get going with dancers coming from other clubs.

"You didn't get robbed, stabbed and left for dead in an alley. Count your blessings and don't go back"

Sound advice.
It will be interesting to see if you take the advice Estafador. Since it is from Shamrock211, perhaps. From me - HIGHLY doubtful considering your view of me.

@Alucard Assuming only makes an ass out of u...that's it. Good advice is good advice even if it is from you

@PC funny enough the one girl I was with was more than willing to participate in a lap dance. Gramted she was aggresive for some extras she definitely was willing for lap dance. Forced me to feel up ALL OVER

"Nothing's more important than having respect at strip club"

Oh!!??

That paints a VERY interesting picture of you.

I guess it really was an "underground club" since all of the girls hung out in the basement ;-)