have you ever ?

No. But I dressed up as a stripper and fucked a wolf. Does that count for something?

Just call me Magic Slick.

Hey, hey
It's Magic Slick
Bitches love the Spic
And his Magic Dick

Us that the dick that does the magic disappearing act?? ;-)

Been done before

http://youtube.com/watch?v=B_9eHppHdzs

Yup. It disappears into the sweet, sweet sushi.

“… Have you ever dressed up like a wolf and fucked a stripper …”


Of course – who hasn’t?

Gucci burr

@Gucci-Gucci burr? That's it? I expect more from the up n coming hip hop cats. My generation didn't shoot ourselves up just for y'all yunz to be softer than watered down Twinkie. Here's some advice from the real G's, lil' Gucci.

"Who coming with that gangsta shit
The shit that only gangsta's get gangsta's with"

Gucci, no Google. Who spit that shit?

GucciDude... You gots to dress up as other animals and do the same. I suggest you dress as a barnacle. Barnacle dudes swing some serious barnacle pipe...

http://boingboing.net/2010/12/16/barnacl…

By dressin' as a barnacle you be tellin' the ladies just hom much you gonna please 'em. Works ev'ry time I do it!

Or if you really want to get saucy, dress yosef up as a BEDBUG. Yep, bedbugs are some freaky ass little bloodsuckers...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GcFO8y-W…

Just be really careful when you in bedbug mode GucciDude. Bedbug sex can get OUT OF HAND really quick. In fact, I'm not sure humans are build to withstand doin' DA BEDBUG NAST-TAY!!!

Lol

Went to a stag party where the groom was given a pinnochio mask and he fucked both the strippers with the nose.