Tropical Lei
2121 Foothill Bl Upland, CA 91786

Went here a couple weeks ago...

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Potocki
Feb 3, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday After Midnight

Went here a couple weeks ago on a Weds around midnight. It was pretty dead. It seemed like there were somewhere between 6 and 10 dancers, but it was hard to tell because there were never more than three or four on the floor at once. Let's start with what I liked about the club: the majority of the dancers were somewhere between cute and smoking. The couch dances were very hands on and relatively cheap, and the rumors about the VIP room were all true. I ended up going to the VIP with Sapphire and was not disappointed. She was wild as hell and hot in a very Suicide Girls kind of way. Three songs for $120 plus tip. Basically, if you're looking for high mileage and fairly hot dancers, it's pretty hard to strike out here. Although the club isn't cheap, your evening might be cheaper here than if you went to a different club and kept trying different dancers looking for high mileage.

What I didn't like: The club is old and kind of gross. Sapphire joked with me that the carpeting looked like an adult version of Chuck E. Cheese's, and she was right. Also, as long as I'm nitpicking, the bathroom is in a really awkward place right in front of the stage. There's also a fairly steep cover and a drink hustle that begins the moment a dancer sits down with you. I don't get the drink hustle thing. They really can't be making a ton of money from the drinks because I didn't see anyone buy one.

All things considered, I would definitely go back, but only on a night where my goal is mileage. The atmosphere of the club could use some work. If that doesn't matter to you, then this club is right up your alley.

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