Odd things said during an LD

You know, there's comfortable I'm-just-enjoying-myself silence, and creepy I'd-chop-you-up-and-bury-the-pieces silence, and you need to know which side of the line you're on :) In a lap dance, I do like to spend the first minute joking with her, teasing her, etc., mostly because I love starting that way, but I find it does often make her a lot more relaxed and helps the subsequent silence be more comfortable than creepy

I like minimal conversation during a lap dance. Mostly just "oohs" and "ahs" are all I like to hear. If the dancer does attempt to initiate a conversation, I just say, "Let's save that for after our dances are finished."

I like the normal talk during a lapdance.....pull it out, swallow it all, here it comes baby. Then she says ..... YUM YUm.

I'm like you occurious, I try not to talk much during LD, there's no point,I might tell her how hot she is, but there's not much to say at that point.

It's funny you say that Subraman about not wanting to look like the creepy serial killer person by being quiet. I consciously try not to look like that because I figure they get quite a few guys every shift like that. Ironically the hottest girl in the club when I was there was tied up by one of those kinds of guys. Too bad because I really wanted some dances with her.

I don’t like talking during a LD either – I’m only able to use one head at a time

Yeah, I like dirty talking but one of my last LDs I had the dancer kept on talking about how her son died in a fire and it definitely ruined the mood. I think she was hoping I'd feel sorry for her and give her a big tip. ai also couldn't tell if it was true or just BS - either way it was a turn off.

Used to have a CF who increasingly talked more and more as our dance experiences went on. Nice to know she was comfortable enough to talk, but she would brwak into this cackle of a laugh that was totally annoying and eventually became a deal breaker. Proves the adage that silence is golden.

Any talking on my part in a lap dance usually consists telling her when I like what she is doing, such as "oh yeah, that's good," or "keep that up," and when it's really good, "oh god, I am about to come." Or complementing her on physically, such as "wow you got great breasts," or "wow you look like you work out a lot." Other than that I stay silent and enjoy the dance.

Other than dirty talk I also like the dancers to not say much. Except in rare cases, the more she talk the less she grinds. Plus there are a few whose voice I can't stand. One of my favorites is very talkative, but usually will keep on grinding, although when she gets going I have to quickly redirect here, or I will hear such tidbits on how her tiny little dog like to pee in her ex's shoes, or about her perverted neighbors who like to peak in on her, or the old biddy who keeps calling the cops on her.

As Chris Rock says:

“feed me – fuck me – and shut the fuck up”

If either of us are talking very much, I'm probably not enjoying the lap dance or just saying something simple like, yeah, that feels good.

I use to get lap dances by this dime who use to recite the periodic table while she grinded. I loved it. Then again, we had amazing chemistry.

how about the soft moan of "right there, right there, oh here i come."

May I see your third leg, please?

I hate when dancers try to start up a conversation during a lapdance. I usually give quick replies when they talk, this lets them know I don't wanna talk while getting a lapdance.

If I notice they are chatty; I’ll tell them we can talk after the dance (I rather we both concentrate on the task at hand).

Even worse than talking; is when they ask me in the middle of a dance to buy them a drink – doesn’t happen a lot – but happened to me twice lately.

My last lap dance sentence was "I am coming" and I did. I never lie.