Odd things said during an LD

occurious
California
So yesterday I was getting a so-so topless LD and my hands were roaming wherever I wanted. About half way through the dance says "You don't talk much". Now she's right I'm generally not a talkative person however it wasn't like we were sitting at a table and making small talk I was trying to enjoy her grinding and her body. I laughed and told her I don't and she said she's not talkative either. Am I the weird one, do you normally carry on involved conversations during LD's? I mean I have had dancers talk a lot during them and then of course I engage them but that seems to be more the exception than the norm.

17 comments

  • Subraman
    11 years ago
    You know, there's comfortable I'm-just-enjoying-myself silence, and creepy I'd-chop-you-up-and-bury-the-pieces silence, and you need to know which side of the line you're on :) In a lap dance, I do like to spend the first minute joking with her, teasing her, etc., mostly because I love starting that way, but I find it does often make her a lot more relaxed and helps the subsequent silence be more comfortable than creepy
  • Club_Goer_Seattle
    11 years ago
    I like minimal conversation during a lap dance. Mostly just "oohs" and "ahs" are all I like to hear. If the dancer does attempt to initiate a conversation, I just say, "Let's save that for after our dances are finished."
  • etsutwigg222
    11 years ago
    I like the normal talk during a lapdance.....pull it out, swallow it all, here it comes baby. Then she says ..... YUM YUm.
  • sofaking87
    11 years ago
    I'm like you occurious, I try not to talk much during LD, there's no point,I might tell her how hot she is, but there's not much to say at that point.
  • occurious
    11 years ago
    It's funny you say that Subraman about not wanting to look like the creepy serial killer person by being quiet. I consciously try not to look like that because I figure they get quite a few guys every shift like that. Ironically the hottest girl in the club when I was there was tied up by one of those kinds of guys. Too bad because I really wanted some dances with her.
  • Papi_Chulo
    11 years ago
    I don’t like talking during a LD either – I’m only able to use one head at a time
  • Ironcat
    11 years ago
    Yeah, I like dirty talking but one of my last LDs I had the dancer kept on talking about how her son died in a fire and it definitely ruined the mood. I think she was hoping I'd feel sorry for her and give her a big tip. ai also couldn't tell if it was true or just BS - either way it was a turn off.
  • grand1511
    11 years ago
    Used to have a CF who increasingly talked more and more as our dance experiences went on. Nice to know she was comfortable enough to talk, but she would brwak into this cackle of a laugh that was totally annoying and eventually became a deal breaker. Proves the adage that silence is golden.
  • rl27
    11 years ago
    Any talking on my part in a lap dance usually consists telling her when I like what she is doing, such as "oh yeah, that's good," or "keep that up," and when it's really good, "oh god, I am about to come." Or complementing her on physically, such as "wow you got great breasts," or "wow you look like you work out a lot." Other than that I stay silent and enjoy the dance.

    Other than dirty talk I also like the dancers to not say much. Except in rare cases, the more she talk the less she grinds. Plus there are a few whose voice I can't stand. One of my favorites is very talkative, but usually will keep on grinding, although when she gets going I have to quickly redirect here, or I will hear such tidbits on how her tiny little dog like to pee in her ex's shoes, or about her perverted neighbors who like to peak in on her, or the old biddy who keeps calling the cops on her.
  • Papi_Chulo
    11 years ago
    As Chris Rock says:

    “feed me – fuck me – and shut the fuck up”
  • sharkhunter
    11 years ago
    If either of us are talking very much, I'm probably not enjoying the lap dance or just saying something simple like, yeah, that feels good.
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    I use to get lap dances by this dime who use to recite the periodic table while she grinded. I loved it. Then again, we had amazing chemistry.
  • alabegonz
    11 years ago
    how about the soft moan of "right there, right there, oh here i come."
  • Hard4Dancers
    11 years ago
    May I see your third leg, please?
  • Clackport
    11 years ago
    I hate when dancers try to start up a conversation during a lapdance. I usually give quick replies when they talk, this lets them know I don't wanna talk while getting a lapdance.
  • Papi_Chulo
    11 years ago
    If I notice they are chatty; I’ll tell them we can talk after the dance (I rather we both concentrate on the task at hand).

    Even worse than talking; is when they ask me in the middle of a dance to buy them a drink – doesn’t happen a lot – but happened to me twice lately.
  • skibum609
    11 years ago
    My last lap dance sentence was "I am coming" and I did. I never lie.
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