Visited the club alone on a...

Visited the club alone on a weeknight around 8pm, stayed a couple of hours. This was my first visit to a KC club, and I had heard awful things about the MO laws, so I was kind of apprehensive. I was pleasantly surprised by Bazooka's however. Cover was $20, which seems about the norm. No alcohol, but soft drinks were free (I tipped the waitress, an older lady, $1 per). The place was fairly empty, and plenty of girls to go around. I'd rate them mostly 7ish, with one 8 and a couple of 5-6. All were friendly, not pushy but did ask if I wanted a dance. I sat by the stage, the only one there. Most dancers would come and give me some attention, but most of the time were doing their routine. I expected a little more, given how few others were there, but whatever. Stage dances were topless or fully nude depending on the girl.

I did get a few dances from several girls. They were fairly standard, with little extra mileage. One girl did tell me I could "touch" in VIP, but that was too expensive for me (I believe she said around $200 for 30 minutes). Club was pretty clean from what I could tell. Smallish compared to other cities I've visited. One main stage and semiprivate couches in the back for dances.

Overall, a good time, fairly standard compared to other clubs I've been to, other than no alcohol. You can freely visit the bar next door I believe, if you wish.