But...but... We just established that Juice is a cop that got arrested in a prostitution sting being carried out by his own department.
I suspect he pulled this shit AFTER he was released. And after he spent the night having the other alleged johns kick him in the nads repeatedly.
That dude should film his KA-RAY-ZEE life! JUICE! JUICE! JUICE!!!
I heard about a guy with psychiatric problems on the news getting turned in by his own parents. Candidate 1. I also saw someone making gun control comments on abovetopsecret and getting severely beat down intellectually or getting his ass handed to him with someone presenting facts to oppose his every argument but still he persisted in posting nonsense, candidate 2. Candidate 3, the other day some pyscho went on a rampage and was arrested. His name was something like aliguira, hmmm. Tough choices, who could they be? Number 2 seems more likely.
SMH...Juice is hunting Bieber in Toronto. Rob Ford has offered him a rock of crack, a bucket of the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay, and some poutine ('tis Canada after all) if he can taser the Biebs on the taint.
Shit...ev'rybody knows that!
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