"Midwest is a wasteland w.r.t. SCing." Papi: short answer is you're right.
I wrote this as a preface to several local club reviews I wrote for another site:
"Readers: The following review rates this club WITH RESPECT TO OTHER AREA STRIP CLUBS [western MO/eastern KS] not against clubs in south Florida, TX, Vegas, SoCal, NYC, Providence, RI, etc. That’s especially pertinent since implementation of state-wide restrictive law regulating sexually oriented businesses in MO. Visitors to our patch keep this in mind."
Although KS has twice failed to pass the same restrictions, KS clubs haven't stepped up their game to draw MO customers.
Despite the law stage nudity happens in MO and by all reports ITC/OTC activity has increased because of the economy AND the restrictions.
The problem is that when and where it happens is unpredictable and with whom is inconsistent. Clubs clamp down on such activity fearing LE or dancers who do are fired or move on to another area club hoping to make more $$. Locals have learned to savor those occasions when good things happen but always have a Plan B if they don't.
Visitors must overcome other hurdles -- being made as NOT undercover LE and a one-timer NOT likely to become a regular.
So, Papi, if you want to visit our area [Kansas City and eastern KS] PM me for intel but be prepared with Plan B [sightseeing, bar hopping, whatever], otherwise "fly over" the Bible belt.