Surefire way to refuse a dance offer

Just blow ass

Just tell her you're broke.

Tell her you got lice. That'll get RID of her.

So, if she says "yes" would it change your mind?

I second the broke statement. Say you are out of cash and finishing your beer. Really messes with her mind when she sees you headed to VIP with a spinner.

I like using the broke excuse, lol!

"Ask her if she swallows"

This would not work in the Detroit strip clubs I frequent.

It might zipman68. The comment is meant for the ones who won't take no and are relentless. That's also how you sort the women from the girls. I also tell them I prefer a woman over a girl. If their IQ is higher than their shoe size, they get the message.

Being polite I just firmly say no thank you.

Only once did the "I'm broke" excuse not work for me. The dancer's reply was, "Let me see your wallet!" Maybe I should have used the "Do you swallow" line. (Fortunately, I never saw that dancer again.)

WTF, over? What the hell is wrong with "No, thank you?" I can count the number times that hasn't been sufficient in the last 35 years without taking my shoes off.

When you say you're broke, the Detroit dancer tries to direct you to the rip-off ATM machine.

When you lie, you give her excuses to try another approach.

If you claim you're broke, she'll say you can use a credit card or the ATM machine.

If you say you're waiting for someone, she'll ask who, or maybe offer to fill your time until "someone" gets there.

If you say she's not your type (even if it's the truth), she'll ask what your type is and then she'll try to be that type.

By making up excuses, you're just giving *her* an excuse to keep talking to you. Better to simply say "no" and be done with it.

I said I'm broke and ot didn't work. Instead she pushed harder trying to get my credit card. And I was really broke that day too

I say I am waiting for someone and when they ask who, I tell them that that is none of their business - that makes them leave every time.

@GMD me too. I think some people don't know how to recognize that a club is just a clip joint, and not worth going to.

Didn't think this would raise such a fuss. I was talking about the ones that are so undesirable their mothers didn't want them. Some can't and won't accept a simple no. It gets old, like their worn-out pussies!

just talk like you're bored and she will get the drift and leave.

Yes oriole1, another way of describing this type of stripper is: the type that doesn't last long except in a clip joint.