Remember when escorts were in the yellow pages?

Remember when their were yellow pages? If I get a phone book thrown on my porch, I just trash it. I can always find what I need on Google.

Cool!

I ended up getting a pretty hot chick from the Vegas Yellow Pages.

I remember calling one around that time. I asked her if she wore bikinis and could come over. She said "Sure baby, whats your address. I need 100 for my phone bill...." She came over, I was so excited to lay her down on the couch and then strip her and fuk her. I did her some more over a six month period but the expense mounted up......a guy will spend his last nickel for pussy.

I don't think I even have a phone book right now, probably not a good idea.

Have they left the yellow pages?

Actually I do not remember it. Maybe it was only in the bigger cities.

I heard from someone once that years ago you could pick up the Vegas phone book in any hotel room, throw it on the bed and it would fall open to the escort ads. I always assumed they were scams or bait-n-switch, so never tried em.

I ended up grabbing my clothes and running shirtless out of a hotel room in the Chicago area one time. The girl started yelling "illegal activity" into her cell phone. Fortunately I paid cash for the room and gave a fake name.

Yes I was planning in advance since I didn't know what to expect.

I did a drive by 5 minutes after leaving. Lets just say there was a lot of activity and lights at the hotel at that time. That was the last time I tried an escort.

I'll stick to strippers. Thank you very much.