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The dumbest thing I've herd

Feb 3, 2014, 3:17 PM
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bang69
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Hey y'all

The dumbest thing I've ever herd in a club was. Hey baby I want to plow your field & plant my seed in your soil. This was said to a stripper by a very drunk customer. What are some of the dumbest things you have herd in a club

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sofaking87

Lol, sounds like all the stripper had to do was haggle over the price!

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sofaking87

Lol, sounds like all the stripper had to do was haggle over the price!

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motorhead

I love dirty talk...or is it talk about dirt?

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sharkhunter

You want a dance? only $50.

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Dougster

Dumbest thing I heard was txtittyfan advising strippers to short treasuries the day before they bottomed back in 2009.

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skibum609

The dumbest thing ever said to me by a stripper and a lot have said it is: I give the best dances. Its a signal that if you say yes you will have an experience that makes you hate strip clubs.

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rockstar666

A shot girl complaining she had to show her boobs if she did lap dances.

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sofaking87

Lol!

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shadowcat

"A canal separates California from Mexico".

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sharkhunter

I usually tune out what the DJ is saying. Apparently so do most others. I'm sure whatever the DJ is saying is loaded with stupid stuff when the DJ talks without end up to 10, 15, or even 20 minutes nonstop in some clubs.

One stupid thing I've heard is a radio ad for platinum plus within the platinum plus club. That is so stupid. Play regular music or find some other interim song so that dancers know not to charge customers for the interim song.

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