Went to the Brass Ass as...

Went to the Brass Ass as everyone knows it about 30 minutes before closing on a Saturday night. The place has a reputation for being very seedy with low quality women. I was surprised at the quality of dancers hitting around a solid five to six. Again, I was expecting truly, exceptionally ugly women. Being that it was only 30 minutes before close, there wasn’t much left to do other than pony-up to the stage. The girls were appreciative for coming in at the end to support.

The place itself was so dark, I couldn’t make heads or tails of how the place is set up. Even with the stage lights, it was hard to see the girls. It does have a lot of table with overstuffed chairs and a line of rooms as you come in that I assume are for private dances. Again, with it being so late, there were no girls out looking for a dance. Warning, the cigarette smoke was acrid to the point of almost choking oneself to death. Drink prices were normal, about $3 a bottle of domestic.