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Drunk man mistook female police officer for stripper

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shadowcatAtlanta suburb

A drunk man ended up in court after a 'doing a Del Boy' and mistaking a female police officer for a stripper, a court heard.

Paul Harbord, 27, was in a pub with his friends after an all day drinking session when the police officer walked in to investigate their 'rowdy' behaviour.

One of his friends had told him to expect 'entertainment' - and Harbord thought the WPC was a stripogram dressed in a police outfit.

Harbord shouted: "Look, here is one of the strippers and began to dance in front of her and whipped her with a bar towel", a court was told.

He soon realised his mistake when the officer arrested him, but he still refused to believe she was not a stripper until they arrived at a police station.

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deogol

Damn, need a picture of that cop!

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crazyjoe

I would pay to see that!

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ATACdawg

deogol, there was a dancer that worked in my favorite club, Molly, who actually had a criminology degree and had worked as a police officer. She was SMOKING hot, easily one of the best looking women I have ever seen.

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crazyjoe

^^^did you ever call 911 and request a lap dance?

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ATACdawg

I tried crazyjoe! I went in one night with the specific objective of getting a lap dance from her. She had parked herself by the door, and I thought, "Hmmm. Wonder what's up with this?". Sure enough, a few minutes later, in walks her boyfriend.. bummer.

The other times, my ATF was there, so that was that.

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londonguy

what does 'doing a Del Boy' mean over there?

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londonguy

and where does that phrase originate?

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bang69

I would have paid to see that

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SuperDude

At least two female Detroit Police Officers have been caught moonlighting as strippers. Allegedly, one was hired at her "request" for an arrangement that protected the club from raids if she got the rotations that would maximize her income.

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ilbbaicnl

In a better world, she would have been flattered.

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zipman68

OMG...Juice strikes again.

That dude has:

  1. been arrested in a prostitution sting
  2. had dudes kick him in the nads for 6 hours
  3. purchased (perhaps stole) fried chicken before jackin' it in the street
  4. towel whipped a cop and called her a stripper

I'm sure he knew she was a cop. After al...HE'S A COP!!!

JUICE! JUICE! JUICE!

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SlickSpic

Sounds like Juice to me.

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crazyjoe

Lol zipper

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