A drunk man ended up in court after a 'doing a Del Boy' and mistaking a female police officer for a stripper, a court heard.
Paul Harbord, 27, was in a pub with his friends after an all day drinking session when the police officer walked in to investigate their 'rowdy' behaviour.
One of his friends had told him to expect 'entertainment' - and Harbord thought the WPC was a stripogram dressed in a police outfit.
Harbord shouted: "Look, here is one of the strippers and began to dance in front of her and whipped her with a bar towel", a court was told.
He soon realised his mistake when the officer arrested him, but he still refused to believe she was not a stripper until they arrived at a police station.
Damn, need a picture of that cop!