Stripper telephone tales
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
2) Rita had been giving me some UHM dances ITC. Then she told me that she had to move out of her apartment for 2 weeks so that the land lord could bring it up to code. She said that she was going to go visit her parents in Richmond VA and suggested that I meet her up there so that we could "hang out". That sounded good to me so she gave me her parents phone number and said if I called them to ask for Miss Rita. So a few days before she was supposed to go I called her cell number to make sure we were still on. I got a message saying "This is Randy and Rita. We can't come to the phone right now, etc". WTF? who the hell was Randy? I hung up. A few days later I called her parents house and talked to her father. He wasn't expecting her and had no idea where she might be. So I chalked it up as a lost cause. Why would a stripper give you her parents phone number if she wasn't going to follow through?
3) Another dancer that I still see ITC once wrote her name and phone number on a napkin for me. Below it she wrote Ron( her husband) and his number. She told me that if I ever needed help to call her and if I couldn't reach her to call him. I showed the napkin to a couple of other dancers that I know and they said if I ever needed help to call him. I still see this dancer and she is still married to him but I threw the numbers away a long time ago. Anyone else ever been given a stripper's husband's phone number?
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She was so worried about her daughter had a concussion.
She was calling up people talking to them about how she was so worried. Then the battery ran out.
Ok, I thought she would stop calling and just continue crying out out loud inside the car.
Instead, she took my phone and pushed several numbers in there and used about thirty minutes of talk time.
Now, my phone is getting text messages from these people she called up.
Oh man.
I will add however that multiple phones is the way of the past. You've got to use phone apps so you control all phone numbers on one device.
Can't recall ever actually speaking to a dancer on the phone, it's all been texting.
One was early in our "relationship," she had her jealous ex-husband baby sit for her one night while she was at work. He managed to find a list of her customers phone numbers and called me at least (maybe others, too), to inform me that she was no longer dancing. I knew he was a douche bag, so I just waited until I spoke to my ATF again, and she explained the story. She said it will be *her* decision when she stops dancing.
One of my regular strippers I see OTC broke her phone and has to use hrr hudband's. She and I text and talk via that phone. Sometimes she has it and sometimes he has it. When I text and he has it and she isn't with him he'll text me back that he'll get her to contact me. In a minute or so I'll get a text from her on the phone of whoever she's with. I have also talked to him on the phone trying to find out where she is when I go to pick her up. He even faked being her and texted me asking if she could come dance for me when they needed a lot of money for rent. I knew something was fishy since he he asked for $140. I never gave her more than $60.
That's given already.
Just have a good time, know where your facts are, and it will be fun.
She was using my phone and she was crying and sobbing. She called up her ex and they had a short quarrel over how her daughter would be treated. She said expletives after two minutes and she hanged up. Then she continued crying and sobbing.
She then told me how stupid her ex was and that she hates him so much. I just stared at her like I was watching a real live drama TV going on. She then told me I was useless for not being with her in that moment which she then started to capitalize on, spewing venom across the table to me. I was calm and collected and just said "I'm just here, baby. I'm your man, so don't hurt your man who loves you."
She realized that and switched her nagging mouth to something else.
This is how you take care of a stripper when she loses it.
Just be there, be calm and collected.
Eventually, the storm will pass and she will love you for it.
Of course I never know if dancers are serious or full of crap. She actually sounded nervous about possible invisible friends if she were to visit me. If I had company visit and stuff started to move by itself all over my house, she would probably be afraid. Sounds like a great prank. lol