Minimum Drink Replacement
Wednesday, September 24, 2014 9:16 AM
Many clubs have a minimum drink requirement. I've heard that some clubs have hourly drink minimums. Yikes.
Many of us have zero love for the minimum drink hassle and even less for the "buy a lady a drink" hustle. But what if things changed? What if we replaced the drinks with something else? What if we replaced the overpriced sodas, juices, and waters with something we can all agree on. What if we replaced that shit with...bacon, you guessed it.
If I was required to just order one serving of bacon, I'd still make it a double. I don't know if I'd buy too many dancers any bacon. They might waste bacon and you never waste bacon. Ever.
I say, we raise our voices and make our opinion be heard. You bitches over yonder in StrippersWeb better take note. The Bacon Revolution will not be televised.
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