Meaty digit joke

And I would like point out that Duke would make a great hitman in a Mob movie. A shot of those mini salami's around someone's neck would make my blood run cold.

For Halloween, Sausage Fingers should dress up his digits. Wrap his fingers in buns and go as a Weinershnitzel family pack.

^^^Or he can go as Edward Hotdoghands

Haha

I went to school with a dude that we nicknamed Edward Scissorlips.

Bahahahahaha! I'd get all the pork lovin' women.