I'd never been to a black...

I'd never been to a black strip club before. I showed up early in the afternoon; park across the street in the very large church parking lot. Cover was $14.

Inside, things were a little slow, but I was immediately approached by multiple dancers. At the time, there were maybe three customers and six girls. I should've taken up Jasmine on her offer, but I'd just ordered food, and I asked her to come back later. She never made it back around.

The food's very good if you like BBQ. The dancers are even better if you like fat asses, a lot of contact, and incredible value for your money. I saw one or two skinny girls, but most of them were stacked. $5 for all that seems like stealing.