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crazyjoe
crazyjoe941525

Colorado

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

Have you ever been so drunk at a club that you didnt know how to rate the dancers while writing a review because you really didnt know?

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GoVikings

Nah, because I usually go by myself, and if I drink THAT much, how will I get home?

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farmerart

Oh yes, several times.

My beloved Alberta clubs are so lame that watching the stage dances is often just a diversion while I wait for the next pint of draft to be pulled or for the next glass of wine to be poured.

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RickyBoyDugan

GoVikings: "Nah, because I usually go by myself, and if I drink THAT much, how will I get home?"

It's called drinking and driving. And it's how real men (like me) get home. Maybe I need to add a few notes regarding this as an appendix to The System.

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mikeya02

That's crazy, Joe. You should get drunk while writing the review safely at home.

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sharkhunter

no. plus why would you even think about writing a review while in the club and drunk?

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SlickSpic

Not at the strip club but I know the feeling. It usually hits me at the public library. Booze and books can't be beat. Plus, every now and then, I get a sneak peek up the librarians skirt. Hell yeah!

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mikeya02

^^^^ do you do the time tested, "drop the pencil on the floor" trick?

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Clubber

I used to get that way, but that was in the days before TUSCL, ergo, no reviews.

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SlickSpic

@Mikey-Hell yeah I do.

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