My beloved Alberta clubs are so lame that watching the stage dances is often just a diversion while I wait for the next pint of draft to be pulled or for the next glass of wine to be poured.
GoVikings: "Nah, because I usually go by myself, and if I drink THAT much, how will I get home?"
It's called drinking and driving. And it's how real men (like me) get home. Maybe I need to add a few notes regarding this as an appendix to The System.
Not at the strip club but I know the feeling. It usually hits me at the public library. Booze and books can't be beat. Plus, every now and then, I get a sneak peek up the librarians skirt. Hell yeah!
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My beloved Alberta clubs are so lame that watching the stage dances is often just a diversion while I wait for the next pint of draft to be pulled or for the next glass of wine to be poured.
It's called drinking and driving. And it's how real men (like me) get home. Maybe I need to add a few notes regarding this as an appendix to The System.