Shakers
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295 Hoboken Rd Carlstadt, NJ 07072

Only the second time I've been...

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kkaacc1
Sep 28, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Only the second time I've been here, and my review is no different this time than it would have been last time, had I thought about reviewing it in the first place.

I know it's a go-go bar, and it's about giving money away for a wiggle here and smile or wink there. I also know that the girls are supposed to shake it, shake something, shake anything, for the dollars. Look! I'm not asking for a Demi Moore-like performance from Striptease, but I guess it's true, Russian and Ukranian dancers are the laziest dancers. They expect you to give them $ for just walking up to the bar. I was there with my buddy who gives them $ to just go away. My strategy is the opposite - give to those who show enthusiasm and can have a quick conversation about my long eyelashes, the weather, or why I'm drinking water and not alcohol. If you don't like your job, go back to the frigid tundra from whence you came and bring back the American, Brazilian, Dominican, etc. dancers you chased out of these "fine" establishments.

As for Price Range, I'm certain this is no surprise, but that's all up to you what you want to spend.

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