What per cent of your $350K/yr do you spend on strippers?

69%, of course.

401k and charitable contributions are "forced" on you? You're not making any sense, stevie-girl.

I dunno for sure, but since Taco Bell has rolled out their new $1 menu, that means one thing.

More money for strippers!

Dodgers just sewed up the NL West, baby.

Where does gym membership fit into stevie-girl's categories? Only feel motivated to spend that when you are also meeting your stripper BFF for dinner to catch up with the latest celeb gossip?

300%

I don't think anyone's willing to post a serious response on this topic given the emotional firestorm that arose when this first came up a few months ago.

The last time Dugly used percentages to talk about salary he admitted to a sub 40K a year salary. So I can understand why he is hesitant.

All of it. I live off the interest from my trust fund.

All I know is that I spent A Fistful of Dollars For a few Dollars More, I could have had a sugar baby.

"I could have had a sugar baby"

As long as she's not a "Million Dollar Baby," those girls will turn you "Every Which Way but Loose"

No matter what, no one touches my "Gran Torino"

$350K a year? That might cover my coke, hooker and assplay habit.

@Mikey-What if a stripper Plays Misty For You? Would you drive past The Bridges Of Madison County and right on up to Heartbreak Ridge for a Dirty Harry?

@Slick - You can go "Any Which Way You Can," just don't get caught "In the Line of Fire" and watch out for "The Dead Pool"

@Steve-It doesn't matter if she's The Good, The Bad , and The Ugly. As long as she can raise the Flag Of My Fathers, I'll Iwo Jima her with Absolute Power, absolutely.

@Slick-Steve, next time you take your sweeties to the aquarium, beware of "The Revenge of the Creature"

^^^and believe it or not, if you take the girls on a desert drive, you have to watch out for the "Tarantula"

@Mikey-If I did, I'd probably be Unforgiven.

@Mikey - bet you didn't think your comment would have such a Sudden Impact and lead to The Gauntlet of pop culture references, eh?

What does a stripper do to prevent her panties on the clothes line from getting dirty?

Hang 'em High

P.S. Hey Mikey, how did you know my SB and I were planning on going to the (Baltimore) Aquarium (dinner at the Inner Harbor afterwards)??

Lol guys, Clint would be proud of this movie tribute to him.

comments:

1. College? Are you still in college or are you paying a strippers tuition? Or is she telling you she's going to college but really spending that money on clothes and hair extensions! lol!!!!

2. Well since I make $350K a year, I usually spend $400K on strippers/OTC/strip clubs/etc. - that's what credit cards are for!

Seriously though I have no clue what I spend on all that stuff, I don't even club as much as most people on here do but when I do, my nights can get pretty expensive. I don't mind paying for the girls, what is quite depressing is when I have some drinks, buy my waitress and a few dancers some shots... and then I realize I just spent $350 on drinks that night! Ouch!

I'm not sure. However I like to avoid those 15 to 20 dollar dancer drinks. They should ask if I make over $1,000,000 a year before ordering one of those. That's more than the commission fee for a stock trade. I mean who does she think she is?

It can be fun to blow a dancers mind by telling her you made over a million dollars worth of trades in your 401k in x amount of time. Then attempt to explain how you do not have access to any of the money until you quit or retire.

Actually this thread reminds me I do have a rich distant relative. I'd like to learn what he did to become so well off. He probably didn't spend thousands of dollars each year on strippers to start off with. could be wrong though.