I was in Seattle for a...

I was in Seattle for a visit and decided to check out the strip club scene. I generally want high mileage, if you know what I mean, so I checked out the options and decided to try Pandora's. I found what I was looking for, but the experience could have been a lot better.

I arrived early in the afternoon - or maybe just before noon, I don't remember. The initial impression is that the club is VERY dark. It took a couple of minutes before I could even see my way around. I paid the cover and for my mandatory drink and sat near the stage. I caught the end of a stage dance and the dancer immediately came and sat on my lap after she got dressed. She seemed about 40 or had done some hard living, so I turned her down for a lap dance.

The next stage dancer was pretty hot, so I took her up on a lap dance. I offered her $20 and she said the $30 and $40 dances are better. So I tried the $40. She showed her tits but didn't encourage any touching. There was no chemistry. Plus she chose a couch near other ongoing dances, so I didn't think I was invited to ask about anything else. There was a problem with her breath. It smelled terrible.