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San Jose Guy

JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
His writing is verbose and lengthy to say the least,
But if you want the history of something in Santa Clara county, you're in for a feast.

Has he ever been to a strip club or had sex with a woman? Many will ask,
But who cares, no matter the topic, he's up to the task.

Interminable, mind-numbing, oblivious, he's all that and more.
And on top of all that, reading it all will make you eyes grow quite sore.

San Francisco clubs? He knows all about those too.
But there's no way to know if any of it is true.

What's the topic, doesn't matter, he's an expert on them all.
He can opine on any subject no matter how big or how small.

But his posts are so lengthy, I must admit I've never read one to the end.
I wonder if I did, would there be anything there worth trying to comprehend?

Who is this mystery man? Well, let's just say that he knows the way to San Jose.
And believe me, he never gets done with all the things he must say.

But even though he's a weird bird, many others on tuscl are too,
So I guess that means we'll keep him for now, I don't know what else we can do.




12 comments

  • SlickSpic
    10 years ago
    Oh, shit. You know you're gonna be in for one long rebuttal.
  • ime
    10 years ago
    but it will be the exact same thing he says basically every time. My theory is SJG is a robot, not a cool robot who does stuff, but a boring robot who can't have sex so he writes about SF and other parts of California because he has downloaded all the history, he doesn't even care if it is boring.
  • steve229
    10 years ago
    JS69 - Well done, sir
  • steve229
    10 years ago
    "My theory is SJG is a robot"

    Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
    Domo, Domo
  • san_jose_guy
    10 years ago
    "he's a weird bird, many others on tuscl are too"

    Most true!

    SJG
  • crazyjoe
    10 years ago
    Lol
  • Bavarian
    10 years ago
    Bravo! Tusclers are a talented bunch.
  • sharkhunter
    10 years ago
    Weird? I thought you guys were normal.
  • alabegonz
    10 years ago
    "Do you know the way to San Jose?"

  • Clackport
    10 years ago
    I don't understand all the San Jose Guy hate. If you don't like his long posts, then just ignore/don't read it. The only problem I have is with all his experiences he seems to have, he still hasn't written any reviews. It's hard to take someone seriously with no reviews written.
  • farmerart
    10 years ago
    ^^^^^^
    My thoughts exactly, ranukam.

    I just quit reading his posts.

  • Caprisun69
    10 years ago
    He seems like a cool guy too me...plus who else leaves his signature initials behind every post..that is awesome!!
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