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San Jose Guy

JohnSmith69

layin low but staying high

His writing is verbose and lengthy to say the least,
But if you want the history of something in Santa Clara county, you're in for a feast.

Has he ever been to a strip club or had sex with a woman? Many will ask,
But who cares, no matter the topic, he's up to the task.

Interminable, mind-numbing, oblivious, he's all that and more.
And on top of all that, reading it all will make you eyes grow quite sore.

San Francisco clubs? He knows all about those too.
But there's no way to know if any of it is true.

What's the topic, doesn't matter, he's an expert on them all.
He can opine on any subject no matter how big or how small.

But his posts are so lengthy, I must admit I've never read one to the end.
I wonder if I did, would there be anything there worth trying to comprehend?

Who is this mystery man? Well, let's just say that he knows the way to San Jose.
And believe me, he never gets done with all the things he must say.

But even though he's a weird bird, many others on tuscl are too,
So I guess that means we'll keep him for now, I don't know what else we can do.