I've driven past House of Babes...
I've driven past House of Babes hundreds of times and never stopped in, had some free time and was in the area and figured I'd check it out. From the outside it looks kind of sketchy, so I had no idea what to expect behind the door. Speaking of the door, there is a list of "rules". Most were to be expected: dress code, no drugs, no gang colors. One of them totally caught me by surprise: If we see your cell phone we will take it and hold it for 24 hours. I don't know many people willing to hand over their smartphone, but there really isn't a need to have your phone out in a strip club. I mean, if you'd rather play on your phone the club must suck. So I opened the door and was totally surprised! It was so much nicer than I expected it to be. The bar is like 5 steps in the door and was much larger than most. Big flat screen TVs everywhere, lights and mirrors as I expected, but tastefully done. Another thing to mention is the lighting. It was bright in relation to most clubs. I took that as a good thing because you could actually see the girls, not just a curvy silhouette. So I sat at the bar and was greeted by the stunning bartender. She was blonde, wearing glasses, nice smile, and great boobs. More on her later! I ordered a beer, which were only $2. There was no one on stage when I got there, but within a few minutes a girl got on stage. She was gorgeous! Tall, athletic build, small Bs, and an amazing ass! She danced a few songs, obviously peeling clothes with every passing one. She was very flexible and enjoyed rubbing herself under her thong. When she was done dancing there was a lull for a few minutes and all of the sudden the hot bartender goes up on stage in her street clothes. Like I said before, she was hot from what I could see above the bar, but the total package was amazing! She got on stage and started dancing, just being a tease, but next thing you know out come those large firm gorgeous tits thru the deep v-neck of the shirt she was wearing. A minute or so later, down come the black pants to show her sheer white thong that totally showed off her puffy camel toe! She was awesome! Her songs ended and she went right back behind the bar to get drinks! I talked to her for a while, and we had quite a conversation. She told me that she was 45, which I never would have guess. I figured may 30 tops. The fact she was older somehow made her that much more attractive, probably because she obviously works hard to have that body. Total MILF. She is the reason I will go back to House of Babes! Also of note, I was only approached 1 time by 1 dancer who asked "if I wanted any company?". I declined because I had just gotten there, but she was cool about it.Overall good experience, wish they had more dancers, but as long as the MILF bartender is there, I'm good.
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