Songs That "Actually" Kill The Mood

Actions speak louder than words. No song fucks up a great lap dance, etc.

Anything country music. Guaranteed mood killer. Boot scootin' bullshit.

If its country, it ain't music. Yee fuckin haw.

Oh, and you asked what do you do when they play country music?

Immediately blow my referee's whistle, grab the penalty flag from my rear pocket, illegal use of country music, 20 yard penalty, lights come on, music off, and DJ gets banished to the restroom for the remainder of the shift.

Of course he skulks off to the men's room amid jeers and mocking by the customers.

@J40-Haha.

J'40 nailed it. country music.

It depends on the club, but it seems there's always that one girl that wants to dance to country when her spot in the rotation comes up.

By the way, I'm serious. If they start playing country music its very likely I'll get the fuck up and walk out. There is no excuse for country music in a strip club

"If they start playing country music its very likely I'll get the fuck up and walk out.'

Guess that means some poor dancer is out 45 cents

lol

btw, Slick and Steve, you guys sure post early

"you guys sure post early"

Ever hear the saying, "the early bird gets the $350k"

@Mikey-I'm on the graveyard shift and I average 4-5 hours of sleep a day.

"Guess that means some poor dancer is out 45 cents." Very funny.

For all you country music haters, I assume you've never been to Baby Dolls. If so, you're missing out on one of the best topless clubs in the country. I asked a bouncer and waitress there why they play so much country music. Both said it was to keep ghetto/gang members out of the place and it works like a charm in that regard.

For me personally while I hate much of the crap playing at some clubs (I guess you'd call it rap, Dejavu in COI is the worst ever), and good classic rock is always a welcome addition, I've never left a club over music and I doubt I ever will. Pussy is far more important than the music playing.

My club plays such shitty music in general, one song can't wreck a mood. But I will say, when they play tunes I like (rock/metal) it really helps the energy of the whole place. The owner is stuck in a 90's dance music rut and when he's there that's all you hear. When he's gone the DJ's are much more creative.

Blacks don't like country music because whenever they hear hoe down they think a sista got shot. :)

You people who actually pay attention to the music in strip clubs are weird. Who gives a shit? The only thing that matters about the music is how loud it is. If it's too loud, it's bad, no matter what style it is.

If the music, aforementioned volume issues notwithstanding, is more important than the tits and pussy in your lap, you're doing it wrong.

Music is as important as tits and pussy: both feed the soul.

Agree with rockstar. Deal breaker for me is AIR SUPPLY! Country is fine, as long as, the stripper knows how to dance the part. Most don't!

Agree with Rock. Tits and pussy in my lap isn't so great that I can't enjoy music too.

Anything I truly dislike. This doesn't mean something I can't tolerate. EX: I can tolerate Rush. I dislike Tony Orlando and Dawn.

LOL at the thought of strippers dancing to "Knock Three Times"...

lol......I dislike Hall & Oates truly......imagine hearing "Rich Girl" or "Maneater"

Like JS69 mentioned; Baby Dolls Dallas plays a country song I think every 3 songs or so. I don’t think hardly anybody likes it including the dancers. I’d had dancers at BDs wait until the next song after the country song to start dancing for me b/c they did not like dancing to country music.

They especially play that song that says “she makes my tractor sexy” – man – that song is seared in my brain and if you spend 2+ hours @ BDs; you are bound to hear that song at least twice.

Techno. UGH!

@Superdude-I got a one-of-a-kind, orange tank top that reads, "Heck no, techno!"

Cat Scratch Fever

“Death before Disco”

Although I actually like Disco

Clubber had a good point....can you imagine if the DJ plays "Tie a Yellow Ribbon" by Tony Orlando?

I never understood why disco got such a bad rep....there was a lot of good, funky disco stuff....although I can understand if the country boys didnt like it....

Could you imagine if they played “Amazing Grace”

"They especially play that song that says “she makes my tractor sexy” – man – that song is seared in my brain"

Mine too. One of my regular clubs used to have a monthly country night. I bet I heard that song 4 or 5 songs one night. It seems to be the one country song that young hip-hop girls are inclined to dance to. (If forced too).

"Could you imagine if they played “Amazing Grace”"

Well, I dunno....maybe if the dancer was like really SUPER hot....and her name was Grace....and she was wearing a halo or something....and maybe some Spock ears....

Nah, never mind....no fucking way.

Would I stay in a strip club where the DJ was playing sounds of someone scratching a chalkboard? Not for too long, sounds like country music to me.

I don't know why people are whining about country music. Sure, I don't really like it, but at some places, specifically those far outside the big city in the country, it seems appropriate.

The absolute worst song I ever heard in a strip club, within the strip club context, is "Brick" by Ben Folds Five way back when. I actually saw him perform that song live and in person on two occasions, but as strip club music, it's as awful as can be.

Anything by Slim Whitman. Makes my brain explode - hey, that would make a great movie schtick!

On the other end of the spectrum, I will gladly listen to anything by Faith Hill!

I've heard the Carrie Underwood song "Before He Cheats" pretty often. Don't know as it's a mood killer, but it is a rather ironic tune for the strip club, lol

There are some regular sports bars I never visited because I read or heard they played country music. It is like scratching chalkboards to me.

Country music dampens a good sc vibe for me.

Jesus was born in a barn, Think he might have been a country fan?

Or a big time fan of Ranchera music! His name is Jesus. His mom is named Maria. His homeboy is Santa.

SS. good points.

Slick- just for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoK_xTlw6…

Country music for sure. With any female rap type music a close second. Let me take that back, I'll put up with the country music.

Anything country or Kings of Leon will make me stop the dance and insist that we start on the next song. If the next song is more of the same, I'll bounce.
Also not a fan of old rock but if the dancer is really into it I will roll with it.

"Music is as important as tits and pussy: both feed the soul."

Roast beef and pork both feed the body too, but I don't need to eat them both at the same time. :)